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serioulsy ptarmigan
« on: August 28, 2012, 09:35:35 PM »
How could God hate this little fellow??
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Re: serioulsy ptarmigan
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2012, 09:39:10 PM »
awww, cute little wabbit.
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Re: serioulsy ptarmigan
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2012, 09:46:07 PM »
How could God hate this little fellow??

Cute little critter.
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Re: serioulsy ptarmigan
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2012, 10:04:48 PM »
Even Damian was cute in the first Omen movie but then he grew up to become Sam Neil.
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Re: serioulsy ptarmigan
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2012, 10:09:42 PM »
Even Damian was cute in the first Omen movie but then he grew up to become Sam Neil.
Damian wasn't soft and fluffy and cuddly.
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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2012, 10:27:49 PM »
Damian wasn't soft and fluffy and cuddly.
True. But he at least he wasn't Sam Neil. That's all I'm saying. Until he was in the third movie, of course.

Then he unleashed dinosaurs on a world that wasn't prepared for them and then he married Laura Dern.

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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2012, 10:30:12 PM »
First of all, there are many Bible verses that explicitly say that God hates bunnies and will exterminate them. Need I point out the verses.

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Exodus 20:3

You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing love to a thousand generations of those who love me and keep my commandments.
Exodus 20:4-6

You shall not murder.
Exodus 20:13

You shall not steal.
Exodus 20:15

The rabbit, though it chews the cud, does not have a divided hoof; it is unclean for you.
Leviticus 11:6

Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion.
Leviticus 18:23

Anyone who has sexual relations with an animal is to be put to death.
Exodus 22:19

“Surely the day is coming; it will burn like a furnace. All the arrogant  and every evildoer will be stubble, and the day that is coming will set them on fire,” says the Lord Almighty. “Not a root or a branch will be left to them. But for you who revere my name, the sun of righteousness will rise with healing in its rays. And you will go out and frolic like well-fed calves. Then you will trample on the wicked; they will be ashes under the soles of your feet on the day when I act,” says the Lord Almighty.
Malachi 4:1-3

In a similar way, Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding towns gave themselves up to sexual immorality and perversion. They serve as an example of those who suffer the punishment of eternal fire.
Jude 1:7

Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
Romans 1:26-27

I can go on and on about where there are Bible verses where God hates bunnies and will reward them with Eternal Damnation in Hell along side with gyrfalcons, ermines, ground squirrels, and sea gulls. They are all pre-destined to go to Hell. Rabbits are the spawn of Satan that use cuteness as a ruse to doom humans.
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Re: serioulsy ptarmigan
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2012, 10:42:36 PM »
So that is where Hugh Hefner got the idea for Playboy Bunnies from.

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Re: serioulsy ptarmigan
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2012, 06:16:18 AM »
Julia Stiles likes bunnies. Enough said. :bird:
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