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rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« on: August 28, 2012, 07:02:39 PM »
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The Mormans Are Exploiting The Election With Fear ...OSMOND FAMILY


Go to Walmart and Target....you will see on the shelves canned dried food that is being marketed as EMERGENCY FOOD.. who is behind this? THE OSMONDS FAMILY thats who. Blueberry pancakes, Dried sweet and sour chicken, stroganof, raman style soups, flour, sugar and puddings are the offerings.

Alan Osmond has been exploiting the fact that if President Obama is re-elected that God will punish our country with more natural disasters, riots in the streets and more terror. Osmond says we must not be unprepared if Willard Romney is not elected.

These people will not stop at anything. This is all the republican party has to offer us.


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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2012, 07:17:02 PM »
Ok time to bring up this.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVSRm80WzZk[/youtube]
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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2012, 07:17:32 PM »
And every fall they stock Wal-Mart with winter coats and snow boots and gloves to undermine the fact of Global Warming(TM)!

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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2012, 07:18:25 PM »
Well, DUmmy rsmithnumbers, the expert resume writer, may not be able to spell "Mormon" or "ramen", but he did perform a public service.

He alerted us that it is actually a fact that God will punish us if the muslim is re-elected. Until now, I'd only heard rumors.

I was also unaware, until advised by DUmpmonkey rsmithnumbers, that Donnie and Marie dictate marketing decisions to WalMart and Target.

Donnie has always been crazy about blueberry pancakes.
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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2012, 07:40:21 PM »
WTF?
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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2012, 07:57:27 PM »
I've never seen any food labeled "Emergency Food" at the Walmart here.
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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2012, 08:08:04 PM »
Mormans

Are the females of the species "Mormaids"?
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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2012, 08:10:22 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 28, 2012, 07:57:27 PM
I've never seen any food labeled "Emergency Food" at the Walmart here.

Back in Tire and Auto, next to the cans of Fix-A-Flat:

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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2012, 08:11:09 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on August 28, 2012, 08:10:22 PM
Back in Tire and Auto, next to the cans of Fix-A-Flat
Probably taste the same.
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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2012, 08:14:21 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 28, 2012, 08:11:09 PM
Probably taste the same.

If you are hungry enough they will taste like a gourmet meal.  :-)
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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2012, 08:15:15 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on August 28, 2012, 08:10:22 PM
Back in Tire and Auto, next to the cans of Fix-A-Flat:



I did a quick search and Walmart does offer some things online, but nothing in my local store.
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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2012, 08:21:19 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 28, 2012, 08:15:15 PM
I did a quick search and Walmart does offer some things online, but nothing in my local store.

I was making a joke. I have no idea what WalMart has, but figured it would be funny if it was sold with the Fix-A-Flat.

Some things are funnier in my head than they are on the screen.

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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2012, 08:24:34 PM »
Only a DUmmy would find canned food threatening.

Seriously. Californians stock an earthquake kit of canned food and water. People in hurricane country are wise to do so as well. Katrina taught us that liberals in govt cannot be counted upon to care for the people in times of need. Only a DUmmy looks to the nanny state to serve all his needs.

Planning ahead is never wrong.

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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2012, 08:25:07 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on August 28, 2012, 08:24:34 PM
Only a DUmmy would find canned food threatening.
Canned food, cabbage, George W. Bush.  It's all the same. :-)
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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2012, 08:30:28 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2012, 07:18:25 PM
Well, DUmmy rsmithnumbers, the expert resume writer, may not be able to spell "Mormon" or "ramen", but he did perform a public service.

He alerted us that it is actually a fact that God will punish us if the muslim is re-elected. Until now, I'd only heard rumors.

I was also unaware, until advised by DUmpmonkey rsmithnumbers, that Donnie and Marie dictate marketing decisions to WalMart and Target.

Donnie has always been crazy about blueberry pancakes.
Donnie & Marie are pikers compared to Tuesday Weld. Don't feed her after midnight and don't make her angry. You wouldn't like Tuesday Weld when she is angry.
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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2012, 08:31:11 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 28, 2012, 07:57:27 PM
I've never seen any food labeled "Emergency Food" at the Walmart here.

Me either and I just got home from Walmart Market.  If I did see something labeled "Emergency Food" I would assume it was for me to eat if my blood sugar dropped too low.
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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2012, 08:33:48 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 28, 2012, 08:15:15 PM
I did a quick search and Walmart does offer some things online, but nothing in my local store.

These are sold for those who get lost in the woods or snow bank.  They are not sold to offset Obamageddon.
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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2012, 08:46:13 PM »
Quote from: Undies on August 28, 2012, 08:33:48 PM
These are sold for those who get lost in the woods or snow bank.  They are not sold to offset Obamageddon.

They would also work for natural disaster situations.
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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2012, 08:54:21 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on August 28, 2012, 08:08:04 PM
Mormans

Are the females of the species "Mormaids"?
And their offspring "Morkids."
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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2012, 08:06:46 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on August 28, 2012, 08:21:19 PM
I was making a joke. I have no idea what WalMart has, but figured it would be funny if it was sold with the Fix-A-Flat.

Some things are funnier in my head than they are on the screen.

 :-)

I thought it was funny, BD.  Also practical.  If you live out in the boonies, particularly up north, you have a preparedness kit to keep in the car/truck during winter.  Emergency rations would be part of that, and you would thank yourself later. 

RSmith...I've always wondered why he doesn't gain more traction in the DOTY lineup.  He's so exquisitely dumb.  Also cantankerous, mean and nasty; with the most cockamamie bouncy tales.  I always nominate him, why can't my candidate have legs? 
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Re: rsmith6621 suspicious of the Osmond family
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2012, 08:36:00 AM »
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Osmond says we must not be unprepared if Willard Romney is not elected.

Hey DUmmie. Please provide a link to where Osmond said this. :whistling:  Or did you just make it up?  :mental: You do realize of course that Mormons are taught survivalist tactics from the time they are old enough to walk. :lol: :rotf:
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