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Libs enjoy being pussies for a bunch of dicks
« on: August 28, 2012, 12:19:39 PM »
Once upon a time in a far-away land I wrote:

BNN: Obama Campaign Seeks to Recapture Key Demographic

Charlotte N.C. -
Ahead the Democratic National Convention the Obama campaign made public the findings of a candid and sobering internal report it hopes to use to regain momentum with a key voting bloc.

Admitting that Democrats had long ago ceded the male vote to the GOP the Obama campaign announced its intentions to do battle with the Repubicans.

"Men are obviously a significant voting bloc in any election cycle," noted Obama campaign manager Jim Messina. "And we want to make sure they know we will address their needs. We know what men are looking for and we're prepared to reach out to them."

With that acknowledgement Messina went on to detail how the DNC in general and the Obama campaign in particular would begin focusing free birth control for women and greater access to abortion services.

"I think what's really going to set our campaign apart in the minds of America's men is we're the party of greater personal freedom while they [the GOP] continue to focus almost exclusively on traditional families. That's not what men want to hear."

Campaign surrogate Stephanie Cutter eagerly added her voice to the initiative.

"I don't think it's too hard of an idea to swallow. There's a lot of tension and if I can do anything to ease that tension I will lend a hand or anything else I can."


Men of America: she's coming for you.

"Any party that would stand in the way of women's access to birth control is obviously no friend of red-blooded American men," Messina continued.

At the DNC itself convention organizers began prepping dozens of buxom young women to sell shooters wearing only thong bikini bottoms and torn tank tops sporting the Democrat mascot and the slogan, "Gimme dat dunkie butt!" after the song made famous by the rappers, The 69 Boyz.

The Obama campaign headquarters in Chicago did not immediately return calls inquiring about whether first-daughters Malia and Sasha would become the faces of the new strategy.

The idea, of course, was to imply that the Dems would sexually objecctify women for an electoral advantage and such objectification should only appeal to men, not strong, self-assured women.

It is my observation that Dems hove no vision for women beyond their contribution to commitment-less sexual gratification of men.

But I'm a conservative. There's no possible way i could be correct and the leffties will prove the truth of this.

Right?

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Giant Vaginas Greet Republican National Convention Attendees
Last edited Tue Aug 28, 2012, 11:24 AM USA/ET - Edit history (2)

Together, we will bring our resilient, creative, powerful vaginas to Republican fundraisers and to the convention hall. We'll also take part in the Coalition March on the RNC and other peace and justice actions.

<video>

So kpete, who never had to do anything to earn her wealth excpet lie on her back, is speaking to the empowerment of women but even then she has nothing to offer except the sexual objectification of them.

But she's alone, right?

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1. Emphatic K&R! Reminds me of a great hand-written protest sign I saw during

the anti-war protests against Operation Shocking and Awful.

Sign simply said "LABIA - Lesbians Against Boys Invading Anything!"

I give that movement 1 generation until it peters-out.

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2. Needs a better headline: "Code Pink lives up to their name"

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3. "Read my lips" made me spit apple juice on my screen!!!

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6. I can hear all those Repug husbands...

.... who only have sex in the dark under the covers.

"Why are those women dressed as bacon strips?"

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Blue Belle (5,588 posts)
10. Sadly, most Republican men...

have no idea what a vagina looks like....

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12. Clever, articulate and gets the message across. n/t

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16. Obligatory "this doesn't help" post.

It's like the loincloth-wearing pan flute guy at an Occupy protest. You just sort of face-palm and know that they'll be presented in the media as the "typical" people who take the ideological position in question.

hush you

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Re: Libs enjoy being pussies for a bunch of dicks
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2012, 12:42:44 PM »
CalPig should write a poem.  :whatever:
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Libs enjoy being pussies for a bunch of dicks
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2012, 12:49:43 PM »
CalPig should write a poem.  :whatever:

BSed for tempting Fate. :bitchslap: :tongue:
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Re: Libs enjoy being pussies for a bunch of dicks
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2012, 01:05:13 PM »
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peters-out

Heh heh...he said "peter"...

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10. Sadly, most Republican men...

have no idea what a vagina looks like....

Well, in a DUmmie womyn's case, it looks a lot like a bulldog eating mayonaise.
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Re: Libs enjoy being pussies for a bunch of dicks
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2012, 01:11:36 PM »
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Libs enjoy being pussies for a bunch of dicks
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2012, 01:16:14 PM »
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Giant Vaginas Greet Republican National Convention Attendees
Last edited Tue Aug 28, 2012, 11:24 AM USA/ET - Edit history (2)

Together, we will bring our resilient, creative, powerful vaginas to Republican fundraisers and to the convention hall. We'll also take part in the Coalition March on the RNC and other peace and justice actions.

<video>

What the hell is a "creative vagina"? Resilient I can understand. Pushing a cantaloupe through a hole the size of a carrot and then have it go back to it's regular size is the definition of resilient.

Powerful, well they are capable of making me think with their small head. But the creative part (are there some vaginas who paint a la Picasso?

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Re: Libs enjoy being pussies for a bunch of dicks
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2012, 01:18:18 PM »
What the hell is a "creative vagina"? Resilient I can understand. Pushing a cantaloupe through a hole the size of a carrot and then have it go back to it's regular size is the definition of resilient.

Powerful, well they are capable of making me think with their small head. But the creative part (are there some vaginas who paint a la Picasso?

Cindie

Lib vaginas probably paint more like Jackson Pollock...   :bolt:

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Re: Libs enjoy being pussies for a bunch of dicks
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2012, 01:24:19 PM »
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Giant Vaginas Greet Republican National Convention Attendees
At least she got the headline right.
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Re: Libs enjoy being pussies for a bunch of dicks
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2012, 01:30:15 PM »
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

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Re: Libs enjoy being pussies for a bunch of dicks
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2012, 01:42:44 PM »
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It is my observation that Dems have no vision for women beyond their contribution to commitment-less sexual gratification of men.


I agree 100%, SSB, and I wish this would gain some traction.  I wonder if anyone watching the DNC abortion love-fest will start to think this way?  Look at the Life of Julia.  I guess maybe she got to have sex once (unless it was with a turkey baster), they didn't even give her a husband.  The only vision for her was to end up volunteering at a community garden in her old age.  Yipee.  Me, I want more.  Much more. 

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Re: Libs enjoy being pussies for a bunch of dicks
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2012, 01:46:53 PM »
I agree 100%, SSB, and I wish this would gain some traction...

Have you tried holding on to the headboard?
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« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2012, 02:24:26 PM »
Have you tried holding on to the headboard?
Aren't headboards Gina's area of expertise ?
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« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2012, 02:47:38 PM »
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10. Sadly, most Republican men...

have no idea what a vagina looks like...

              

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« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2012, 03:49:55 PM »
"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”

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Re: Libs enjoy being pussies for a bunch of dicks
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2012, 04:10:25 PM »
Heh heh...he said "peter"...

Well, in a DUmmie womyn's case, it looks a lot like a bulldog eating mayonaise.

Thanks Sparky -- so much for wanting any dinner tonight . . .  :puke:
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« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2012, 04:16:46 PM »
Thanks Sparky -- so much for wanting any dinner tonight . . .  :puke:

Not even tacos, or clams?   O-)

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« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2012, 07:31:31 PM »
Yeah like the Democratic party has been the savior of womens rights since the days of Fat Ted leaving a woman to drown in his Oldsmobile or was it those heady days of John Edwards? No it had to be when Billy Jeff was busy giving anyone with breasts a good cop and a poke.
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Re: Libs enjoy being pussies for a bunch of dicks
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2012, 08:50:46 PM »
Yeah like the Democratic party has been the savior of womens rights since the days of Fat Ted leaving a woman to drown in his Oldsmobile or was it those heady days of John Edwards? No it had to be when Billy Jeff was busy giving anyone with breasts a good cop and a poke.
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Re: Libs enjoy being pussies for a bunch of dicks
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2012, 09:13:58 PM »
Well, in a DUmmie womyn's case, it looks a lot like a bulldog eating mayonaise.

That was snort-coffee-from-my-nose funny.

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« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2012, 12:33:26 AM »
Not even tacos, or clams?   O-)
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« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2012, 02:43:54 AM »
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

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« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2012, 04:35:24 AM »
Thanks Sparky -- so much for wanting any dinner tonight . . .  :puke:

Sparky just wants to see you healthy, that's all! :tongue: :whistling: O-) :fuelfire:
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Re: Libs enjoy being pussies for a bunch of dicks
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2012, 09:36:43 AM »
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10. Sadly, most Republican men...

have no idea what a vagina looks like....


Not when my face looks like a glazed donut..
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Re: Libs enjoy being pussies for a bunch of dicks
« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2012, 03:03:21 PM »
Heh, I was just thinking the same thing myself.  :-)