DU translator
I'm pro-choice: Hot, damn let me kill me a baby!!!
They're waging a war on women: Those fundy rethugs expect a woman not to hump every hard pecker she comes across and if she does hump every pecker she comes across they expect her to do something responsible like use some sort of protection. Protection that she or the pecker she's humping have to pay for!!!
The death penalty is barbaric: It's not anywhere near as pleasurable to kill a murdering bastard as it is to murder an innocent baby!
The rethugs are racist: It may be a lie, but if we say it often enough all those stupid dark skinned people will keep voting our people in.
We are tolerant: We hate anyone who disagrees with us, and if you give us the chance we'll treat you like an innocent, unborn baby!
We support our troops: Of course our troops aren't the American military men and women UNLESS it's an American military man or woman who has went crazy and killed one of their fellow soldiers. Otherwise, our troops are anyone who would do harm to America or her brave fighting men and women.
We believe in helping those less fortunate: The government needs to steal for people that's working and give the money to us so we can sit around and bitch about the people that's working!
We love America: The musical group. We loath the country with all of our being.
The rethugs are going to steal the election: So many people are going to vote for Romney that our fraud will not be able to overcome it.
franksolich is evil: (female DUers) franksolich causes a tingle up my leg. (male DUers) franksolich causes a tingle up my leg.
