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Offline djones520

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My sons first pics.
« on: May 24, 2008, 12:40:21 AM »



I look like I was drugged here.  Thats the effect of being awake for 28 hours and having the ever living hell squeezed outta my hand.  I still had nail marks 2 days later.






His "photo-therapy" for his jaundice.


Kids 3 days old and has a better tan then me now.






First pic taken at home.  He insisted on feeding just an hour after Kathy took an Ambien.  14 hours later he's still zonked out.  He didn't even cry during the circumcision.
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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2008, 12:44:38 AM »
Great pics  :cheersmate:

I could have done without seeing that pecker-clamp.  Or whatever it was.
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« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2008, 12:45:57 AM »
Great pics  :cheersmate:

I could have done without seeing that pecker-clamp.  Or whatever it was.

That's his belly button.  LOL

He is absolutely precious, DJ. :)  Congratulations!
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« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2008, 12:47:24 AM »
That's his belly button.  LOL

He is absolutely precious, DJ. :)  Congratulations!

I thought he was exceptionally well-hung for a newborn.  :rotf:

Sorry.
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Re: My sons first pics.
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2008, 12:49:06 AM »



I look like I was drugged here.  Thats the effect of being awake for 28 hours and having the ever living hell squeezed outta my hand.  I still had nail marks 2 days later.






His "photo-therapy" for his jaundice.


Kids 3 days old and has a better tan then me now.






First pic taken at home.  He insisted on feeding just an hour after Kathy took an Ambien.  14 hours later he's still zonked out.  He didn't even cry during the circumcision.

Dude its great to be a Dad.

It gets better and better every day.....

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Re: My sons first pics.
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2008, 12:54:15 AM »
Great pics  :cheersmate:

I could have done without seeing that pecker-clamp.  Or whatever it was.

Yeah, thats the clamp they placed on the remains of the umbilical cord.  It's to seal it up.  Then it's supposed to fall off about a week or so later.  Thats how the belly button is formed.
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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2008, 01:10:05 AM »
Great pictures.  :cheersmate:

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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2008, 02:42:00 AM »
Congratulations, super pictures and a lovely baby.



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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2008, 06:02:42 AM »
Congrats on a beautiful baby boy!   :cheersmate:

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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2008, 07:23:22 AM »
Congrats!   Hope he's a happy baby and you don't get to experience the joys of colic!!
 

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I look like I was drugged here.  Thats the effect of being awake for 28 hours and having the ever living hell squeezed outta my hand.  I still had nail marks 2 days later.

I do this, since your wife probably doens't feel up to it... :hammer:.    You don't know how easy you had it, buddy!!!

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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2008, 07:45:38 AM »
You and mama made a great looking baby!

He is absolutely perfect in every way. Congrats and enjoy.  :cheersmate:
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« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2008, 07:50:00 AM »
Congratulations, djones.

Great photographs!

But even better people!
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« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2008, 08:32:25 AM »
Congratulations to you both! He's a fine looking baby! I love the swaddled up pictures the best.
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« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2008, 09:15:24 AM »
You son takes good pictures.  What kind of a camera does he use?

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« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2008, 09:33:09 AM »
Great pics  :cheersmate:

I could have done without seeing that pecker-clamp.  Or whatever it was.

I am laughing at you.  LOL

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« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2008, 09:33:30 AM »
What a beautiful baby.  Congratulations. 

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« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2008, 09:43:05 AM »
Congratulations!  He's just beautiful.
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« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2008, 10:01:59 AM »
Congratulations on the newest little conservative!  He's very good looking!
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« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2008, 10:40:40 AM »
Congrats on the new little one!   :bday:  He's adorable!

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« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2008, 10:54:09 AM »
Congrats to you and your wife, dj. Very adorable little guy. Enjoy your new family! They grow up very quickly!

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« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2008, 11:12:47 AM »
Congrats DJ
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Re: My sons first pics.
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2008, 01:35:07 PM »
I look like I was drugged here.  Thats the effect of being awake for 28 hours and having the ever living hell squeezed outta my hand.  I still had nail marks 2 days later.

Congrats djones, and you owe no one an explanation.  All of us who have had kids have been there at least once!

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« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2008, 01:46:43 PM »
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Re: My sons first pics.
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2008, 01:59:55 PM »
Congrats!   Hope he's a happy baby and you don't get to experience the joys of colic!!
 

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I look like I was drugged here.  Thats the effect of being awake for 28 hours and having the ever living hell squeezed outta my hand.  I still had nail marks 2 days later.

I do this, since your wife probably doens't feel up to it... :hammer:.    You don't know how easy you had it, buddy!!!

Oh trust me I do.  I sat there all night while she screamed in pain because the lab screwed up her blood work and said she couldn't have an epidural, and the entire hour they where stitching her back up afterwards.  I'm not complaining one bit.
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« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2008, 03:37:39 PM »
Conrats to you and your wife, raise him right....


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