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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #25 on: August 27, 2012, 04:53:49 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on August 27, 2012, 04:37:45 PM
Has a Dummy ever won DOTY twice in a row because Cleatas or whatever that idiots name is a shoe in otherwise.

TominTib won it twice. I wish he was around to compete with nads in her prime. It would be wonderful to watch.
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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #26 on: August 27, 2012, 05:06:20 PM »
Bitch knows how to survive....good...strip her down buck naked and throw her in the wilderness...go back a week later and gather her scattered bones and the bear shit... I need her bones for needles and the bear shit for the garden. :-)

 :whistling: Country boy can survive....country boy can survive.
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“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2012, 05:15:17 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 27, 2012, 05:06:20 PM
Bitch knows how to survive....good...strip her down buck naked and throw her in the wilderness...go back a week later and gather her scattered bones and the bear shit... I need her bones for needles and the bear shit for the garden. :-)

 :whistling: Country boy can survive....country boy can survive.

I don't know what part of SC you're in, but I've been in the woods in Hampton County and Jasper County. In those woods the skeeters would take care of her.
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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2012, 05:25:49 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on August 27, 2012, 05:15:17 PM
I don't know what part of SC you're in, but I've been in the woods in Hampton County and Jasper County. In those woods the skeeters would take care of her.

Upper pedimont area...but the skeeters are still large enough to show up on radar. :-)
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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2012, 05:41:13 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 27, 2012, 05:25:49 PM
Upper pedimont area...but the skeeters are still large enough to show up on radar. :-)

I've seen some of those skeeters.

They had FAA numbers on them!
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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #30 on: August 27, 2012, 05:42:02 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 27, 2012, 05:06:20 PM
Bitch knows how to survive....good...strip her down buck naked and throw her in the wilderness...go back a week later and gather her scattered bones and the bear shit... I need her bones for needles and the bear shit for the garden. :-)

 :whistling: Country boy can survive....country boy can survive.

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...and a whole lot better than any weapons-grade stupid primitive.
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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #31 on: August 27, 2012, 05:47:36 PM »
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428. Cleita

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For most of human history..
...eating eggs in the early spring was risking your life (spring fever).
...winter meant old people died in the cold.
...people didn't live longer than about 40 years
...(in literate times) Only the leisured class got to read. The rest of us had to work sun-up to sun-down.
...40% of children died at birth

Too much technology? Technology freed us! The cotton gin put paid to slavery. The electric light meant fewer fires in houses. Refrigeration meant far fewer cases of lethal food poisoning.

Too many people? If we all stay here... Who gets to choose who dies?

Distance and resources make for good neighbors.
 

Guys like this can be pulled back to reality.  Wonder how long before he gets tombstoned?
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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #32 on: August 27, 2012, 06:15:35 PM »
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450. Of course not.


I was forced to get a telephone back in 1999 and a computer a few years ago because in order to get a job, get medical services or many things I need, society forces me to. I would rather not.

Good luck getting those "medical services" and the other "many things [you] need" without modern technology and capitalism. You think someone is just gonna cook you up a batch of opium juice out of the goodness of their heart ?.

Somehow I very much doubt you've got the ability to produce what you require to live - let-alone that which you desire to be comfortable.

If you try that happy hippy horsehit of "the planet if for everyone" in a world the way you envision it - you're gonna get your ass speared and roasted (if you're lucky) , enslaved and worked to death if not -  by the tribe that claims the land you're trying to mooch off.

No great loss.
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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #33 on: August 27, 2012, 07:09:09 PM »
Cleita's already in the running for the top DUmmy of 2012 with her happy hippy "Back to nature" ramblings. She openly revels in her status as a parasite, and desires a society in which she can continue to do so with less risk of winding up in prison. The two DUers that helped expose her idiocy are probably going to be tombstoned soon.
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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #34 on: August 27, 2012, 08:51:33 PM »
Cleita, you poor stupid neo-Romantic hippy-brained moron...North America might support something on the order of a grand total of 3 million hunter-gatherers, nomadic semi-pastoralists, and no-tech subsistence farmers (Depending on the region), once the wildlife had a chance to restore and reestablish itself, and the fences rotted and rusted away.  Of course that means a maximum life expectancy somewhere south of the big Five-Oh, and women popping out babies from the age of about 15, half of which would die before age 5 (Probably more for quite awhile, with all the bad genes modern medicine has preserved in the gene pool).  Given a present US population of over 350 million, not even counting Canada and Mexico, that means even less than one out of a hundred now living would be able to survive such a switch.
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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #35 on: August 27, 2012, 08:57:44 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 27, 2012, 08:51:33 PM
Given a present US population of over 350 million, not even counting Canada and Mexico, that means even less than one out of a hundred now living would be able to survive such a switch.

Cool! Only the one percent will survive!

We'll never lose another election!
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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #36 on: August 27, 2012, 09:11:14 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 27, 2012, 08:51:33 PM
Given a present US population of over 350 million, not even counting Canada and Mexico, that means even less than one out of a hundred now living would be able to survive such a switch.
It's closer to 305 million, but eh.
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« Reply #37 on: August 27, 2012, 09:55:47 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 27, 2012, 09:11:14 PM
It's closer to 305 million, but eh.

OK, I nadined it...a little under 312.  But if we add in the illegals and count all the registered Dems as real living people, we should hit 350 mil, easy!

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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #38 on: August 27, 2012, 10:24:31 PM »
Quote from: movie buff on August 27, 2012, 07:09:09 PM
Cleita's already in the running for the top DUmmy of 2012 with her happy hippy "Back to nature" ramblings. She openly revels in her status as a parasite, and desires a society in which she can continue to do so with less risk of winding up in prison. The two DUers that helped expose her idiocy are probably going to be tombstoned soon.

They made a movie about that once ,it was called MAD MAX.
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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #39 on: August 28, 2012, 04:04:26 PM »
That damned thead is over 630 posts now.
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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #40 on: August 28, 2012, 04:38:11 PM »
Whew! Cletus show is tore up with the tupid ain't she?  :mental:
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« Reply #41 on: August 28, 2012, 07:38:20 PM »
DUmmy Odinnumbers is really proud of this.

He's whining in the meta forum about mistreatment on "my big outer space thread".
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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #42 on: August 29, 2012, 10:47:58 AM »
Different thread:

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39. That's the whole point. Israel is engaging in Ethnic Cleasing..

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41. What do you care? We're going to Mars!

Your objectivist friend Robbie said it's so easy!

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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #43 on: August 29, 2012, 11:06:36 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on August 27, 2012, 09:36:54 AM
Don't forget NASA's new mission is climate change studies.

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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #44 on: August 29, 2012, 02:19:37 PM »
^So true.
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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #45 on: August 29, 2012, 04:15:59 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2012, 07:38:20 PM
DUmmy Odinnumbers is really proud of this.

He's whining in the meta forum about mistreatment on "my big outer space thread".

Why ? Somebody call him a martian or something?
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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #46 on: August 29, 2012, 04:18:36 PM »
Enquiring DUmmie minds want to know....can you grow pot on Mars?

Answer: No, not enough SUV's.
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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #47 on: August 29, 2012, 04:26:08 PM »
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« Reply #48 on: August 29, 2012, 04:33:23 PM »
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339. One of the key words that shouldn't be overlooked there...

..."inner". As in, "inner space". Hicks was talking about the informed use of psychedelics. I'd love to see a national "space" program on par with NASA - in both budget and afforded prestige - dedicated to exploring consciousness.

They're no rocket scientists, that's for sure.

So now we have proof: they really do want to sit around all day long and do drugs on the government dime.

BIG sub-thread after that. Massive fight.
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Re: Damned Teahadist are keeping us stuck on planet Erf!
« Reply #49 on: August 29, 2012, 04:48:21 PM »
That bigass thread crashed my web browser.
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