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"Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« on: August 26, 2012, 06:25:11 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021206305

From what I can gather, this dyke was touched by some guy ("adjusting the color" ???) at a Wal-Mart this morning:

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Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger
I was in Wal-Mart - please go ahead and roast me, but there really aren't any other places here to get deli meat. I was getting my smoked honey turkey while my mother was getting her cinnamon buns. This man next to me mentions "I never imagined that Sunday would be the busiest day in here." I, of course, shop on Sundays and offered, "yes, it's always busy on Sundays. You work all week, Saturday is housecleaning day, then you shop on Sunday."

At that point this weirdo leaned in and adjusted the color on my shirt, and grazing both the necklace on my neck, and my neck. I have no idea how I refrained from visibly flinching. My mother arrived from the donut counter and took over, asking me to go look for a chicken for dinner. She knew the dude had creeped me out completely.

Why do creepy men get the idea that they can invade a woman's personal space like that? My mother saved me from this icky person by sending me for a chicken, and even she was appalled by his lack of respect for personal space. Right there at the deli counter.
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2012, 06:31:21 PM »
You mean he adjusted the collar?   Go run and post this in kpete's thread as girl, you are in the sexually assaulted club now.  

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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2012, 06:33:08 PM »
Smoked honey turkey.  How burgeouis.
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2012, 06:35:57 PM »
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Blah, blah blah

Summary:

"A man touched me. I don't know his politics. A chicken saved my virtue."
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2012, 06:38:59 PM »
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I am also approaching 40. Why does my looking young factor into it? And you think I haven't been disrespected enough to know when I have been disrespected, period?

I would like to think that I have a nice personality, and the fact that I am a blond, feminine lesbian does nothing to discourage being kind to people. Some turn out to be assholes. I was just shocked at the openness of someone being an asshole to me right there at the deli counter. Excuse me for speaking up about a man getting in my personal space right there in public like he could.

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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2012, 06:40:19 PM »
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Blah blah blah blah

At that point this weirdo leaned in and adjusted the color on my shirt, and grazing both the necklace on my neck, and my neck. I have no idea how I refrained from visibly flinching. My mother arrived from the donut counter and took over, asking me to go look for a chicken for dinner. She knew the dude had creeped me out completely.


What a racist, must be a repuke.
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2012, 06:46:32 PM »
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14. I was so tired this morning

it was 9 am, and lest that seem like a late morning, I was dressed and doing things. Yesterday, I replaced about 15 lightbulbs on a ladder, redid all the drivers and took out hardware from a computer, carried around said ladder for most of it, and it weighs about half of what I do, and then had a class to go to.

I apologize that I was so ****ing tired at 9 am that I was well dressed, helping my mother shop that I was vulnerable at the deli counter and wasn't prepared to kick ass.

WTF?
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2012, 06:56:09 PM »
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Yesterday, I replaced about 15 lightbulbs on a ladder, redid all the drivers and took out hardware from a computer, carried around said ladder for most of it,

1. Why does her ladder have lightbulbs on it?

2. Why did she need to carry around a ladder while fixing her computer? Is it really tall?
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2012, 07:03:46 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on August 26, 2012, 06:56:09 PM
1. Why does her ladder have lightbulbs on it?

2. Why did she need to carry around a ladder while fixing her computer? Is it really tall?

My ladder doesn't have light bulbs.  :shrug:
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2012, 07:09:39 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on August 26, 2012, 06:31:21 PM
You mean he adjusted the collar?   Go run and post this in kpete's thread as girl, you are in the sexually assaulted club now.  




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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2012, 07:11:31 PM »
Quote from: commonguymd on August 26, 2012, 07:03:46 PM
My ladder doesn't have light bulbs.  :shrug:

Her double wide is close to the airport.
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2012, 07:12:48 PM »
Quote from: commonguymd on August 26, 2012, 07:03:46 PM
My ladder doesn't have light bulbs.  :shrug:

Maybe WalMart has them.

 :shrug:

Seahorse, can you help us out here?

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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2012, 07:34:48 PM »
Why does she assume the guy is right wing.  According to the stereotypes (which we know these people love), gay guys are the ones concerned with fashion and clothing.  It seems they'd be the ones more likely to adjust someone's clothing, and don't liberals believe that no gay guy can ever be a right winger?

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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2012, 08:52:53 PM »
DUmmy Aerows is too stupid to breathe.

She's the DUmbass who was worried that the drought would increase the price of eggs, since thirsty chickens lay fewer eggs.
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2012, 09:19:07 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 26, 2012, 08:52:53 PM
DUmmy Aerows is too stupid to breathe.

She's the DUmbass who was worried that the drought would increase the price of eggs, since thirsty chickens lay fewer eggs.

That sounds reasonable coming from someone with a color-adjustable shirt.  Smoking dope makes you think deep ridiculous thoughts like that.
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2012, 09:21:00 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 26, 2012, 06:33:08 PM
Smoked honey turkey.  How burgeouis.

Most of the deli meat at Wal Mart is way too processed and full of water for me.
« Last Edit: August 26, 2012, 09:23:30 PM by RobJohnson »
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2012, 10:30:32 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on August 26, 2012, 07:12:48 PM
Maybe WalMart has them.

 :shrug:

Seahorse, can you help us out here?


A ladder with bulbs on them?? I have never heard of them, but dang, it would be convenient if the electricity went out!! :-)
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2012, 11:48:59 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on August 26, 2012, 09:21:00 PM
Most of the deli meat at Wal Mart is way too processed and full of water for me.


In my youth I worked in a grocrey store & was informed by an Ekrich jobber that the proper term was "moisture".
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2012, 02:00:09 AM »
The dude was adjusting the color of her skin.
She didn't typo color, she typo'd shirt.
As in "Shirts and Skins" !
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2012, 04:59:39 AM »
Quote from: andhe78 on August 26, 2012, 07:34:48 PM
Why does she assume the guy is right wing.  According to the stereotypes (which we know these people love), gay guys are the ones concerned with fashion and clothing.  It seems they'd be the ones more likely to adjust someone's clothing, and don't liberals believe that no gay guy can ever be a right winger?



Excellent point.   H5.
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2012, 05:55:47 AM »
So she's 40 , living at home with parent(s) , still being taken shopping by her mom and a militant man hating lesbian...

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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2012, 06:01:44 AM »
Quote from: andhe78 on August 26, 2012, 07:34:48 PM
Why does she assume the guy is right wing.  According to the stereotypes (which we know these people love), gay guys are the ones concerned with fashion and clothing.  It seems they'd be the ones more likely to adjust someone's clothing, and don't liberals believe that no gay guy can ever be a right winger?

Not only that, but liberals are the ones that always want to stick their noses into everyone else's business, always telling us what we can and cannot eat, drive, wear, work for a living or how much we can make, etc.
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2012, 08:41:31 AM »
She's always been a strange bird, an odd duck.  But that paragraph about carrying around a ladder while removing hardware from computers and doing something with lightbulbs. etc. etc. etc.  takes the cake.  Too funny.  It took me the longest time to realize that it was "collar" not "color."  I kept envisioning twisting knobs or something.   :lmao:
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2012, 09:57:57 AM »
Quote from: Karin on August 27, 2012, 08:41:31 AM
She's always been a strange bird, an odd duck.  But that paragraph about carrying around a ladder while removing hardware from computers and doing something with lightbulbs. etc. etc. etc.  takes the cake.  Too funny.  It took me the longest time to realize that it was "collar" not "color."  I kept envisioning twisting knobs or something.   :lmao:

I'm pretty sure "twisting" her knobs would be some sort of harassment.
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (Aerows)
« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2012, 01:47:03 PM »
Quote from: Karin on August 27, 2012, 08:41:31 AM
She's always been a strange bird, an odd duck.  But that paragraph about carrying around a ladder while removing hardware from computers and doing something with lightbulbs. etc. etc. etc.  takes the cake.  Too funny.  It took me the longest time to realize that it was "collar" not "color."  I kept envisioning twisting knobs or something.   :lmao:


Maybe he was playing Tune in Tokyo. :-)
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