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Offline franksolich

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primitives discuss cleaning toilets
« on: August 26, 2012, 01:21:24 PM »
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Oh my.

This campfire's a tad bit old, but it wouldn't be Sunday in the DUmpster unless there was a thread about the primitives' problems with commodes.

Every Sunday, there's been one.

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All you need to clean toilets is vinegar, baking soda, lemon juice, and/or borax.

Borax and Baking Soda
Mix 3 parts baking soda to 1 part Borax

Vinegar
Pour white vinegar into the toilet and let it sit for 30 minutes. Next sprinkle baking soda on a toilet-bowl brush and scour any remaining stained areas. Flush.

Baking Soda
Pour 1/2 box of baking soda into the toilet bowl.
Let the baking soda stand overnight in the bowl. Try to do this the last thing before bed so you don’t accidentally flush the toilet before the baking soda has a chance to work.

Flush the toilet several times in the morning.
Run a brush around the bowl to fully remove any loosened grime.

Borax and Lemon Juice
Pour 1 cup of Borax into a small bowl.
Pour 1/2 cup of lemon juice over the Borax and gently stir with a spoon into a paste.
Flush the toilet to wet the sides, then rub the paste onto the toilet with a sponge.
Let it sit for 2 hours before scrubbing thoroughly. This is great for removing a stubborn stain, like a toilet bowl ring.

Borax and Vinegar
Flush the toilet to wet the sides of the bowl.
Sprinkle a cup of Borax around the rim and sides of toilet.
Spray 1/2 cup of vinegar over the Borax.
Allow to sit for several hours or overnight.
Scrub thoroughly with a toilet brush until the bowl gleams.

Sometimes, hard water just leaves a stubborn ring that no amount of scrubbing or rubbing can get rid of. That’s when you grab a pumice stone, wet it and and rub lightly on the stain.

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dixiegrrrrl (25,859 posts)

1. ty, Catherina, for this good tip!

We have an old toilet in one bathroom, I will try this.

and can use the recipe to keep the new toilet in the other bathroom nice and clean.

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2. YW!

I cleaned all my toilets this weekend and they sparkle!

The water's so hard here that it forms rings if you're not on it.

Some people say coke works too but the one time I did it, I did it wrong.

Let me know what your results are

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3. This is pretty much all I have used since '99.

Minus the Borax.

franksolich, not being a racist, doesn't use only "white" vinegar.

franksolich uses whatever vinegar's around, no matter its race, color, or creed.

All colors work equally well.
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Re: primitives discuss cleaning toilets
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2012, 01:26:34 PM »
Like any of the clowns would actually clean a toilet, that job is beneath them.
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Re: primitives discuss cleaning toilets
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2012, 02:23:58 PM »
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Some people say coke works too but the one time I did it, I did it wrong.


Try using the drink next time, and not the powder. 
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Re: primitives discuss cleaning toilets
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2012, 03:20:54 PM »
I heard that Clorox and urine work good but you have to stay around and watch it work.
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Re: primitives discuss cleaning toilets
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2012, 03:24:55 PM »
Quote from: jukin on August 26, 2012, 03:20:54 PM
I heard that Clorox and urine work good but you have to stay around and watch it work.

I use 1/2 a bottle of ammonia and 1/2 a bottle of Clorox.  Mix them both in the toilet, close all windows and turn off all fans and breathe deeply. If you do this you will never have to clean the toilet again.  :-)
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Re: primitives discuss cleaning toilets
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2012, 04:23:40 PM »
Why go to all that trouble when you can just get a bottle of Lysol and clean the toilet with it? or even Comet which is cheaper.
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Re: primitives discuss cleaning toilets
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2012, 04:36:57 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on August 26, 2012, 04:23:40 PM
Why go to all that trouble when you can just get a bottle of Lysol and clean the toilet with it? or even Comet which is cheaper.


But then you don't have the thrill of the 20 mule team cleaning your toliet!
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Re: Re: Re: primitives discuss cleaning toilets
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2012, 04:54:19 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on August 26, 2012, 04:23:40 PM
Why go to all that trouble when you can just get a bottle of Lysol and clean the toilet with it? or even Comet which is cheaper.

Leave it to DUmmies to make even the easiest chore complicated.
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Re: Re: Re: primitives discuss cleaning toilets
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2012, 05:00:39 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 26, 2012, 04:54:19 PM
Leave it to DUmmies to make even the easiest chore complicated.


I am not sure how easy it is to clean the toliet of a DUmmy family.  :rotf:
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Re: Re: Re: primitives discuss cleaning toilets
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2012, 06:25:03 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 26, 2012, 04:54:19 PM
Leave it to DUmmies to make even the easiest chore complicated.

Just throw a stick or two of dynamite into the thing and flush. :fuelfire:
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Re: Re: Re: primitives discuss cleaning toilets
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2012, 07:07:50 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 26, 2012, 06:25:03 PM
Just throw a stick or two of dynamite into the thing and flush. :fuelfire:


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Re: primitives discuss cleaning toilets
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2012, 07:24:10 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on August 26, 2012, 03:24:55 PM
I use 1/2 a bottle of ammonia and 1/2 a bottle of Clorox.  Mix them both in the toilet, close all windows and turn off all fans and breathe deeply. If you do this you will never have to clean the toilet again.  :-)


Make sure you add a little hot water too dummies!!! Got to get some steam action going. It helps to clean the toilet. For that matter, put a bunch of that in the bathtub too while you are at it. It will make it really, really, clean. Then when you flush/drain the toilet/bathtub, it will make your drain pipes clean too!!!!

It's a win/win/win dummies!!!
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Re: primitives discuss cleaning toilets
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2012, 07:53:33 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on August 26, 2012, 03:24:55 PM
I use 1/2 a bottle of ammonia and 1/2 a bottle of Clorox.  Mix them both in the toilet, close all windows and turn off all fans and breathe deeply. If you do this you will never have to clean the toilet again.  :-)

The Clorox, a 1 liter bottle of Coke, a 1 liter bottle of Diet Coke, and a package of Mentos will clean the sh*t out of it.
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Re: primitives discuss cleaning toilets
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2012, 08:16:37 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on August 26, 2012, 01:26:34 PM
Like any of the clowns would actually clean a toilet, that job is beneath them.

Cleaning toilets had nothing to do with this thread.

The sole reason DUmmy Catherina started this thread was to brag, like Pam Dawson, that she has more than a single toilet.

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I cleaned all my toilets this weekend


The plural was the only message she was trying to send.
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Re: primitives discuss cleaning toilets
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2012, 09:49:29 PM »
I hire DUmmies to clean my house.  :lmao:
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Re: primitives discuss cleaning toilets
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2012, 02:38:32 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on August 26, 2012, 04:36:57 PM

But then you don't have the thrill of the 20 mule team cleaning your toliet!
If only they used Borax on Borat.
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Re: primitives discuss cleaning toilets
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2012, 06:31:29 AM »
I use a sprinkle of granular pool chlorine. Or sodium hydroxide, depending on available supplies.
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