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Offline mrclose

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CLASSIC .. Worst possible "date" ever
« on: August 26, 2012, 05:47:49 AM »
As I was doing research on the interwebs .. looking to improve my forum Trolling skills, I came across what is possibly The Greatest Gut Busting, Classic type of post that all Trolls should aspire to!

(The 'pencil' drawings alone are worth the visit!)

Not for the ladies, the squeamish or the Sunday morning Church crowd!  :panic:

(C'mon gents .. fess up .. we've all been there)


http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191
« Last Edit: August 26, 2012, 06:08:39 AM by mrclose »
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Re: CLASSIC .. Worst possible "date" ever
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2012, 06:08:53 AM »
Disturbing. :mad:


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Re: CLASSIC .. Worst possible "date" ever
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2012, 06:57:46 AM »

(C'mon gents .. fess up .. we've all been there)

I thought that was normal?



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Re: CLASSIC .. Worst possible "date" ever
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2012, 07:11:24 AM »
(C'mon gents .. fess up .. we've all been there)

I thought that was normal?




Maybe I shoulda started a poll! :rant:

So far .. One for disturbing :mental:
And one for "I Thought It Was Normal".  :rofl:
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Re: CLASSIC .. Worst possible "date" ever
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2012, 10:32:13 AM »
 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Never had that happen, but there have been many times when I had to urinate and as I am peeing and relaxing those muscles the back end muscles relax and then I suddenly realize that I have to do more than pee, so I have to squeeze real hard and stop peeing then run into a stall to do both. This is one area where women are lucky, they are already sitting to pee so if they have to do both they can just let loose.  :-)
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Re: CLASSIC .. Worst possible "date" ever
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2012, 07:12:38 PM »
I am DYING here! Bwa Ha Ha Ha!

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Re: CLASSIC .. Worst possible "date" ever
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2012, 07:22:12 PM »
My Nightmare.   

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Re: CLASSIC .. Worst possible "date" ever
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2012, 07:39:16 PM »
This would play so well in the Spa... :whistling: I can just imagine the poor traumatized gal...The Horror!

I will never be able to say, "Can I use your bathroom?" without laughing again...
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