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Offline BlueStateSaint

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How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
« on: August 24, 2012, 04:46:27 AM »
I got this courtesy of Spirit Daily, a Catholic website that's set up similarly to the Drudge Report.  It's old, but pretty good, and people like me actually do some of these things listed. :tongue:

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How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Added November 6th, 2001

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.  Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

I like Number 5 above.  Anyway, the rest is here:  http://www.hyndsite.com/sillythings/silly--levelofinsanity.htm

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Re: How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2012, 06:44:20 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 24, 2012, 04:46:27 AM
I got this courtesy of Spirit Daily, a Catholic website that's set up similarly to the Drudge Report.  It's old, but pretty good, and people like me actually do some of these things listed. :tongue:

I like Number 5 above.  Anyway, the rest is here:  http://www.hyndsite.com/sillythings/silly--levelofinsanity.htm



Put decaf in *my* coffee and you will die slowly.
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Re: How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2012, 03:37:39 PM »
Yeah, best not try that shit with me. 

I like No. 4.  I have a week from hell coming up next week; I'm covering for a million people it seems.  I may try that one about Wednesday. 
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Re: How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2012, 04:35:12 PM »
It reminds me of a childhood rhyme...

Ladies and Gentlemen
Take my advice
Pull down your pants
And slide on the ice
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Re: How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2012, 06:14:15 PM »
Those are from the Old Codgers Codex.
If we ever find out who released them, they're in a heap of trouble.
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