Paul Ryan is going to destroy Vice President Joe Biden in the Vice Presidential

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grantcart (35,606 posts)

Paul Ryan is going to destroy Vice President Joe Biden in the Vice Presidential Debates


 
Paul Ryan is the wonkiest wonkmeisterly Congressman to have ever gone to Congress. He has the entire US budget memorized for the last 10 years. He communicates extremely well and absolutely mesmerizes college faculty's and administrations. Nobel scientists ask him to check their equations before they write their thesis and then ask him to edit the thesis for clarity.

Paul Ryan has never lost a debate.

When he enters the Congressional Republican Caucus all of the members quickly stand and move their chairs aside with a Moses like parting of the room so that he can go to the front of the room unimpeded. They quickly take out pen and paper so that they can write down every word in an operational redundancy should their personal recording devices fail.

Paul Ryan has never lost a debate

He has won every debate he has ever entered. He is bold, brave and has a broad vision. He never prevaricates, dithers or contradicts himself. He is consistent, clear and concise. He is equally familiar with St. Paul, Thomas Aquinas and that atheist broad.

Vice President Joe Biden is just a good old hard working fun guy.

It will be a complete and total victory by Ryan. He is the sacred chalice of the future conservative movement. He is the next Ronald Reagan. Republicans will vote for Romney because they know that Ryan will persuade Romney to take all the right right right right choices.

Paul Ryan has never lost a debate.

In future years Italian composers will write Operas about Ryan's great victory. Anthems will be written and City block murals etched capturing all of the details. A comic book series and an IKEA foot stool will be created to mark it. Paul and Ryan will become the number 1 and 2 names for baby boys starting in 2013.

There are simply not enough adjectives that I could use to push up the bar to the height that Paul Ryan should have to jump over to win this debate.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/125175980

It thoroughly amuses me that the only time you see truth posted at DU it is posted as sarcasm. 

Ryan is going to destroy Sloe Joe, but the DUmmies will claim that Sloe Joe won.

notadmblnd (16,325 posts)
2. I get it, this is your attempt at humor. Right?

KansDem (22,680 posts)
5. I think grantcart is building expectations...

...so that when the debate takes place, Ryan will fall...BIG TIME!

But I could be wrong...

Jennicut (22,352 posts)
10. Ha! The MSM is so ridiculous sometimes.

I do wonder if they realize that Biden has been dealing with world leaders and tackling tough issues since Paul Ryan was a wee baby. It reminds me of when Lloyd Bentsen put Dan Quayle in his place.

 

chelsea0011 (7,837 posts)
30. The RW talking points of how Ryan beat Biden in the debate have already been written

Nah we are just predicting what will happen. I mean come on after all the shit that Sloe Joe has been saying compared to Ryan, I bet Joe wishes he can call in sick for the debate.

Dan (682 posts)
45. Doesn't it depend on

if Ryan is allowed to lie?

Joe is going to have to lie.

[miskie]

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The most frightening part is that I can imagine Biden saying all of this.

[Splashdown]

It's going to get to the point where if Joe Biden doesn't drool on himself, the MSM will call it a win. 

[Kyle Ricky]

The MSM already declared Biden the winner. And Lawrence O'donnel already declared the biggest winner of the night President Captain Zero.

[GOBUCKS]

It's going to get to the point where if Joe Biden doesn't drool on himself, the MSM will call it a win.

If Slow Joe doesn't drool on himself, it WILL be a win.

[movie buff]

A drunken chimpanzee could destroy Biden in the VP debates.

[Karin]

Let me just drop this here:

The month after the 9/11 attacks, The New Republic profiled Biden and caught this brainstorm:

At the Tuesday-morning meeting with committee staffers, Biden launches into a stream-of-consciousness monologue about what his committee should be doing, before he finally admits the obvious: "I'm groping here." Then he hits on an idea: America needs to show the Arab world that we're not bent on its destruction. "Seems to me this would be a good time to send, no strings attached, a check for $200 million to Iran," Biden declares. He surveys the table with raised eyebrows, a How do ya like that? look on his face.

The staffers offer various objections, but no one notes the obvious one: Iran is not Arab and is the enemy of most Arab regimes.
Iranians are Persians, not Arabs.

Wanting to send $2oo million to Iran, a known state sponsor of terrorism, right after the worst terrorist attack on U.S. soil is astoundingly unwise.

Pantheonjournal Link

[RWKindaGuy]

I'm still waiting for a similar quote on Biden.

“Have any of you all met Paul Ryan? We should get him to come to the university. I’m telling you, this guy is amazing. I always thought I was okay with arithmetic, this guy can run circles around me. He is honest, he is straightforward, he is sincere. And the budget he came forward with is just like Paul Ryan. It is a sensible, straightforward, honest, serious budget and it cut the budget deficit just like we did by four trillion dollars… The president came out with his own plan. And the president, as you remember, came out with a budget. And I don’t think anybody took that budget very seriously. The Senate voted against it 97 to nothing. He therefore, after a lot of pressure from folks like me, he came out with a new budget framework. And in that budget framework, he cuts the budget by four trillion dollars over twelve years. And, to be candid, this four trillion dollars cut was very heavily back-end loaded. So, that if you looked at it on a ten-year basis and compared apples to apples, it really was about a two and a half trillion dollar cut.”

Erskine Bowles.

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The most frightening part is that I can imagine Biden saying all of this.

The best one they did was Ron Paul.  I laughed my arse off watching that one.   Monkey bananas for everyone or something like that.  The one they did on Romney is pretty funny too.   

[Wineslob]

A drunken chimpanzee could destroy Biden in the VP debates.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

[miskie]

The best one they did was Ron Paul.  I laughed my arse off watching that one.   Monkey bananas for everyone or something like that.  The one they did on Romney is pretty funny too.   

The Ron Paul one is Awesome ! I really enjoy everything they do - though I might be mistaken on the 'they' part. There is evidence suggesting that BLR is just one guy.