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This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« on: August 23, 2012, 07:31:00 PM »
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This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP

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1. He's white

2. He's older


3. He's genuine


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8. He's blue collar. Not afraid to speak his mind. He knows his stuff - just wait until the debates

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when the subject of Iran comes up. Biden is going to make war-monger Ryan look like a fool.

And - then there is that smile...


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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2012, 07:34:13 PM »
What!?

We fear him because he's white!? What!? We fear him because he's older? WTF? They are racist and agist!

SPLC should have them listed in the top three hate groups in America.

They have the third point right, Biden is a genuine loon.
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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2012, 07:37:07 PM »
FEAR, I don't think that word means what you think it does.
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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2012, 07:41:26 PM »
Wait, I though we were scared of a mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy?  Now we are scared of white men too.

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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2012, 07:49:25 PM »
Why should anyone fear a punchline?

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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2012, 07:53:29 PM »
I say we offer him a chance to speak at the RNC. It'll be hilarious!
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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2012, 07:56:51 PM »
I say we offer him a chance to speak at the RNC. It'll be hilarious!

I say give him his own two-hour special on FAUX News.....and then send it into syndication.

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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2012, 08:02:48 PM »
The only thing scary about Sloe Joe is, he could theoretically be president someday if God forbid anything ever happened to Barry.
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2012, 08:02:58 PM »
Wait, I though we were scared of a mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy?  Now we are scared of white men too.

We're supposedly scared of old white men, which is what I always thought liberals were afraid of.
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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2012, 08:05:59 PM »
I feel a few things when I hear Biden's name, but fear ain't one of them.
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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2012, 08:52:40 PM »
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8. He's blue collar. He comes from money and lives in a mansion Not afraid to speak his mind. So are crazy people He knows his stuff By knows you mean he just bullshits - just wait until the debates

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when the subject of Iran comes up. Biden is going to make war-monger Ryan look like a fool.  :lmao:

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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2012, 09:50:42 PM »
I feel a few things when I hear Biden's name, but fear ain't one of them.

I think the GOP's about as afraid of Joe Bidet as we are of the primitives.
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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2012, 10:45:44 PM »
 :panic: Whatever you do Mr President, please don't send Joe out on the campaign trail to all 57 states!!

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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2012, 10:52:26 PM »
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So now I'm scared of Biden because he's white, not because he's got half the IQ of Forrest Gump ans is a heartbeat away from the nuclear trigger?  Okay...
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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2012, 11:45:46 PM »
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8. He's blue collar.

The jillan primitive speaks of Bidet like he just climbed out of a coal mine in Scranton, Pennsylvania, carrying a lunch bucket.

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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2012, 07:39:00 AM »
The jillan primitive speaks of Bidet like he just climbed out of a coal mine in Scranton, Pennsylvania, carrying a lunch bucket.

I know, it drives me crazy.  He's been a senator for a million years.  He hasn't gotten his hands dirty....ever. 

If you don't have a stomach of steel, I don't recommend rowing over.  It's a big bukkake party over slow joe.  They also post pictures of him looking his goofiest.  It's politician-worship and it's nauseating. 

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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2012, 07:59:08 AM »
The only thing scary about Sloe Joe is, he could theoretically be president someday if God forbid anything ever happened to Barry.

Exactly this.

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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2012, 08:09:09 AM »
He's not merely genuine; he's certifiable.

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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2012, 09:32:45 AM »
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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2012, 09:57:59 AM »
Back in, oh what was it '88 when he ran for president?  I had to ask myself:  Why in the hell would any rational individual vote for Biden for,........ anything?

Then, in 2003, I accidentally discovered (D)U.

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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2012, 10:50:49 AM »
The real reason Biden scares the GOP?

He's Gary Busey's father!

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Re: Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2012, 11:49:05 AM »
Blue collar? How can anyone type that with a straight face?
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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2012, 12:14:40 PM »
No kidding.  He's wearing french cuff links up there.               ^^

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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2012, 01:11:51 PM »
No kidding.  He's wearing french cuff links up there.               ^^

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Re: This is PRECISELY why Biden actually scares the GOP
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2012, 02:08:02 PM »
The only thing that scares me about The Bidet, is that he's one step from the office.
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