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Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« on: August 22, 2012, 12:19:20 PM »
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Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong

By Brett Wilkins
Aug 21, 2012 - 19 hours ago in Crime

Spring Hill - A Florida swingers' orgy went horribly wrong when a jealous couple lost their cool during the carnal proceedings and proceeded to assault each other.
 
Hernando Today reports that Tina Michelle Norris, 39, and her boyfriend James Albert Barfield, 56, were arrested while naked and charged with domestic battery following the aborted late-night orgy at their home in Weeki Wachi, population 12.

Norris and Barfield, both swingers, brought other sexual partners to their home in the wee hours of Monday morning. Barfield was accompanied by another woman, while Norris upped the ante by bringing home a pair of men.

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The roommate said the couple has a "weird relationship."

Just WHY Don't You Want to Live In Florida?
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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2012, 03:17:35 PM »
File this under "Dog bites self"
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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2012, 03:21:48 PM »
Clean her up a little and she's alright.

 :-)

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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2012, 03:25:12 PM »
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The roommate said the couple has a "weird relationship."

If there was a reward for understatement of the year.
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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2012, 04:05:39 PM »
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Her brother was on the sofa, eatin' chocolate pie
Her Mama was in the kitchen cuttin' chicken up to fry
Her daddy was in the backyard rollin' up a garden hose
I was on the porch with Charlotte, feelin' love down to my toes

And we were swingin', yes, we were swingin'
Little Charlotte, she's as pretty as the angels when they sing
I can't believe I'm out here on her front porch in this swing
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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2012, 04:33:23 PM »
 :picsneeded:
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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2012, 05:13:07 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on August 22, 2012, 03:21:48 PM
Clean her up a little and she's alright.

 :-)

KC

I'd consider tappin that from what I can tell in the pic.

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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2012, 05:14:18 PM »
The only thing I learned from that article is that those people make really bad swingers.
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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2012, 06:58:05 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on August 22, 2012, 05:13:07 PM
I'd consider tappin that from what I can tell in the pic.

 :whistling:

So would I . . .  :whistling: :naughty: O-)
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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2012, 07:04:27 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on August 22, 2012, 05:13:07 PM
I'd consider tappin that from what I can tell in the pic.

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She swings so you might have a chance.  :-)
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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2012, 11:09:31 PM »
In other news... we learn that "Ngurah Alit" is Indonesian for "Bill Clinton".

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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2012, 12:41:33 AM »
I'm waiting for vesta to explain it.
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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2012, 12:56:06 AM »
Quote from: Texacon on August 22, 2012, 03:21:48 PM
Clean her up a little and she's alright.

 :-)

KC

There is not enough Jose Cuervo in Mexico to clean that up.  :lmao:  Well maybe.
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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2012, 06:57:10 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on August 23, 2012, 12:41:33 AM
I'm waiting for vesta to explain it.

It will involve large chested women versus small chested ones and small penises for gratification I'm sure. Throw in a few old fashion cure alls for good measure.
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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2012, 07:54:45 AM »
The woman has a sheepish look about her....like, now the whole town, all 10 of the others, will know she's a slut....like they probably didn't know already. :-)
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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2012, 09:45:05 AM »
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Norris upped the ante by bringing home a pair of men.



Ur doing it wrong..
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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2012, 12:36:49 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 22, 2012, 05:14:18 PM
The only thing I learned from that article is that those people make really bad swingers.

Half the city was there!
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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2012, 12:37:52 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on August 23, 2012, 06:57:10 AM
It will involve large chested women versus small chested ones and small penises for gratification I'm sure. Throw in a few old fashion cure alls for good measure.

 :lmao: :lmao:

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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2012, 12:55:26 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on August 23, 2012, 12:37:52 PM
:lmao: :lmao:

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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2012, 12:57:09 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on August 23, 2012, 12:41:33 AM
I'm waiting for vesta to explain it.

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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2012, 02:37:01 PM »
Population TWELVE?? They coulda brought the whole dang town home!  :rotf:
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« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2012, 02:52:03 PM »
Quote from: Cyn on August 23, 2012, 02:37:01 PM
Population TWELVE?? They coulda brought the whole dang town home!  :rotf:

And still had room for more!
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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2012, 02:54:30 PM »
It hurts my neck to laugh this  :censored: hard.  :lmao:
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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2012, 05:08:23 PM »
Quote from: Cyn on August 23, 2012, 02:37:01 PM
Population TWELVE?? They coulda brought the whole dang town home!  :rotf:

I'm sure they have at some point.
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Re: Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2012, 05:11:37 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on August 23, 2012, 05:08:23 PM
I'm sure they have at some point.

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