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Offline CG6468

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Shed a tear (or not)
« on: August 21, 2012, 10:35:52 AM »
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Rosie O'Donnell suffers heart attack, says TV commercial saved her life

Published August 21, 2012

Rosie O'Donnell is recovering after suffering a heart attack last week, the comedian wrote on her blog Monday.

O'Donnell, 50, said she started experiencing pains after she helped a woman get out of her car on Tuesday in Nyack, N.Y. She said she experienced chest pain, nausea and muscle soreness and took Bayer aspirin when she searched the Internet and discovered many of her symptoms matched up.

"Saved by a TV commercial. Literally," she wrote.

Po' Rosie
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Re: Shed a tear (or not)
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2012, 10:41:11 AM »
I'm weeping right now. :bawl:

I've really been looking forward to pissing on this hag's grave.
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Re: Shed a tear (or not)
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2012, 10:41:21 AM »
Who cares?
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Re: Shed a tear (or not)
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2012, 10:55:36 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 21, 2012, 10:41:21 AM
Who cares?

That's why I entitled this thread the way I did.

I care not, either.
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Re: Shed a tear (or not)
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2012, 11:19:29 AM »
Was she helping her concubine out of her car ?
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Re: Shed a tear (or not)
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2012, 11:36:30 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 21, 2012, 11:19:29 AM
Was she helping her concubine out of her car ?

She probably choked on a(nother) package of Ho-hos.
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Re: Shed a tear (or not)
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2012, 01:52:14 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on August 21, 2012, 11:36:30 AM
She probably choked on a(nother) package of Ho-hos.


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Re: Shed a tear (or not)
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2012, 01:57:03 PM »
90% blocked.  I mean you have good people that kill over every day and this taint lives.  I don't like her.
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Re: Shed a tear (or not)
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2012, 04:18:22 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on August 21, 2012, 11:36:30 AM
She probably choked on a(nother) package of Ho-hos.

Probably in too much of a gluttonous frenzy to unwrap them first.
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