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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: new job on the resume for nadin
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2012, 08:26:42 AM »
I rather like JakeStyle's "chicken jockey."

I've seen chicken fights but never a chicken race...are they illegal too? :-)
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Re: new job on the resume for nadin
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2012, 10:57:14 AM »
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255. Are you joking?

Nadin may be a lot of things...ex-firefighter, former cop, participant of multiple shootouts, trained historian, ex-almost champion fencer, EMT, ace reporter, expert on too many things to list (including climactic change), and chronicler of arcs, trends, and patterns.

But she is DEFINITELY NOT on the NRA payroll and to even assert that is ridiculous.
What a half-assed list!

A much better summary:

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Updated again!

Volunteer Firefighter added to the list:

Arc Explainer
Author (my book has sold at least 2 copies)
Barista
Black belt in Google-Fu
Blast Analysist Expert
Bouncy-maker
Climatologist with specialization in very catastrophic catastrophes
Code Cracker
Coffee machine expert
Combat medic
Combat veteran
Community organizer, riot division
Cop
Decontamination Specialist
Diesel mechanic
Disaster preparedness consultant
Disaster recovery specialist
Drill Sergeant
Early childhood development
Earthquake Prep Specialist Before and After
Egyptian politics expert
Election fraud expert
Emergency medical technician
Emergency triage expert
Epidemiologist
Expert Economist
Expert on Experts
Expert on Fiscal Policy
Expert on Japanese suicide customs
Expert on milk exposed to radiation from nuclear reactor meltdowns
Expert on Police Code
Expert script reader
Expert trend spotter
Expert on Victim Psychology
Film Critic
Fire Arms Expert
Foreign prison custody rights expert
Friend of former submarine captain
Full-time MSNBC viewer
Geologist
Historian – US and World
History of labor unions
Hollywood talent scout
Home appliance technician
Hurricane preparedness expert
Inner city youth servicer
Intelligence analyst
International finance expert
International medical billing specialist
Jeep Test Driver
Lead programmer for MS Word with specialization in spelling and grammar algorithms
Macro-scale political and social trends analyst
Metereologist
Nuclear physicist
Nuclear power plant engineer
Peace activist
Peaceful union marcher
Peak oil forecaster
Phallus inspector/tester
Philanthropist
Physiologist
Political strategist
Queen of comical malaprops
Rapeller
Reporter for the OWS Movement
Rubicon Crosser
Rubicon Cruiser
Saved the world from radiation poison
Script Reader
Sharia Law Consultant
Simulation gaming expert
Sociologist
Survivalist
Theologist with specialty in dominionism and fundamental Christian values
Tipping point detector
Toy soldier player and collector
Trend Spotter
Volunteer Firefighter
Weapons expert
World class Googler
World traveler

 
It's very difficult to keep up-to-date, since the list of nutcase nadin's accomplishments and areas of expertise grows almost daily.

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Re: new job on the resume for nadin
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2012, 11:00:23 AM »
A rattlesnake wrangler ?
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Re: new job on the resume for nadin
« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2012, 02:39:17 PM »
A rattlesnake wrooster wrangler ?
Fits in with chicken jockey.  :-)
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Re: new job on the resume for nadin
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2012, 02:40:46 PM »
Fits in with chicken jockey.  :-)
Can you imagine nads saddling up, then trying to mount a chicken ?
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Re: new job on the resume for nadin
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2012, 03:04:49 PM »
Or a rooster?  :lmao:
There'd be a whole lot of spurrin' going on.
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Re: new job on the resume for nadin
« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2012, 03:21:53 PM »
A rattlesnake wrangler ?

I knew some insane men and boys that did this in the south.      They captured rattlers and bagged them to sell to medical clinics that milked them for the venom to be turned into vaccines for those bitten and lucky to make it to the hospital in time.

Gets hair raising when a child is bit from a Pygmy rattler in FL.  Off shoot or the family had a 8 year old girl bit and with the vaccine she still spent a week in the hospital.

Nads needs to go bear hunting and not with her camera.    First visit China Town and find someone who is willing to buy the bears gall bladder.     Take a cooler of dry ice with her and kill a bear.   Time is of the essence, have to get that bear field stripped and the gallbladder on ice in 5-10 minutes.

Leave the bear for others to handle and race to China town where her client will pay her $800-1,200 for the goodie.   The client will then ship to China where a good big one will bring in $3-5,000 on the market for  medication for virility.

NOT everyone hunts for food or trophies, some hunt for money and make a living at it.   Just have to find a market for what people are willing to pay for something unusual.

Say anyone remember the old sofas and chairs of the the 20's, they seemed to last forever as they were covered  with Horse hide and hair.     Remember the old time beaver coats and hats ??    Why is it our Arctic explorers and military have wolf fur around their hoods,    It does not collect ice from the persons breath.

We have this trading post up here that at one time sold Moose hide moccasins.  No outer sole and I wore them for close to 10 years and even when wet and dried  still held up.

Lot's of reasons to hunt, for my 16th birthday I was given a pair of doe skin gloves, if one has never worn them then you have no idea of the feel of luxury warmth and dexterity they have.   My very first boyfriend shot the deer in his back yard and I still have those gloves.

I have owned rabbit fur coats and jackets, I even bought a mink stole at Goodwill with the suckers heads still on them.

Living near Nashville I saw the boots made of snake hide cost a pretty penny.   Now I wonder why Florida does not jump in the game with snake skin clothing, Lord knows they catch enough of those BIG snakes taking over.