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Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« on: August 19, 2012, 08:44:14 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1202544

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Ok this was embarrasing

We are working on a story involving native people in Mexico. So I needed to send an Email to proceso, one of the top political magazines. It took me literally ten minutes to compose an email in Spanish... my native tongue.

So, the obvious thing is I NEED PRACTICE... damn I really do. So converted my IPOD to a Spanish computer and started plotting a short piece of fiction that will be done in Spanish. It will take me longer than English, but damn I need the practice. That was well, very embarrassing.

Ten minutes. Damn!

And that story better NOT involve going down to Ensenada, there are way too many personal safety concerns on that one.

This is from August 5, and no primitives have expressed any concern for the oblate spheroid's dilemma.

One wonders the import of the last sentence.

Someone threaten to kidnap Vlada, or something?
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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2012, 09:04:43 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1202544

Oh my.

This is from August 5, and no primitives have expressed any concern for the oblate spheroid's dilemma.

One wonders the import of the last sentence.

Someone threaten to kidnap Vlada, or something?

She's worried that if the story "goes down to Ensenada," it'll get lost in a sewage treatment plant.
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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2012, 09:12:41 AM »
A fellow fictional spirit-guide who is assigned to the San Diego area was able to grab a copy of her short piece of fiction. It is below.

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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2012, 09:21:16 AM »
attention whore strikes again. gets no attention.
except for CC. Bad attention is better than no attention. She's right here reading every post we make.
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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2012, 09:22:20 AM »
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Soy muy inteligente.
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What I got out of it....
Soy sauce is smart.
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What the heck is she babbling about? :???:
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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2012, 09:22:50 AM »
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Ok this was embarrasing

We are working on a story involving native people in Mexico. So I needed to send an Email to proceso, one of the top political magazines. It took me literally ten minutes to compose an email in Spanish... my native tongue.

No, Nads. Gibberish is your native tongue. It translates just as poorly to Spanish as it does to English.

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And that story better NOT involve going down to Ensenada, there are way too many personal safety concerns on that one.

Yeah, those damn Zeta hit squads, always on the lookout for Double Naught Nads. Antonio Banderas' character in "Desperado" was loosely based on her, you know.

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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2012, 09:53:27 AM »
Just one cotton-pickin' second...

I thought Nadin was some russ-ki mail order bride who escaped the GOOgLe-OG to join western civilization via Mexico, fought in five different wars, was a combat medic, historian, photo-gopher, rubixcube crosser/hairdresser, trend spotting skydiver...and a closeted Jew to boot?

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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2012, 10:15:33 AM »
Many years ago my friends and I took a bus down to Ensenada for Memorial Day weekend.  There were live chickens and goats on the bus with us.

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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2012, 10:16:10 AM »
I jest wash shed practice hair Engrish.
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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2012, 10:16:42 AM »
Just one cotton-pickin' second...

I thought Nadin was some russ-ki mail order bride who escaped the GOOgLe-OG to join western civilization via Mexico, fought in five different wars, was a combat medic, historian, photo-gopher, rubixcube crosser/hairdresser, trend spotting skydiver...and a closeted Jew to boot?

Frank, am I mixing my Dumpmonkiez?

Yeah, you are, sir, and it's my fault.  I apologize.

A long time ago, I was always getting Vlada Mitty and the la_la_raw_raw primitive mixed up, and ascribed a past to Vlada that was, really, la_la_'s.  And I did that over and over and over again; that's how you got the impression.

Again, my apologies.

Thanks to Charles Henrickson, JakeStyle, and others, I finally got my head screwed on the right way.

A recap for you, sir: Vlada, who is circa 45-48 years old, is of Polish Judaic derivation.  In 1939, her grandparents and her father (then a little lad) tried getting out of there before the Nazis came.  The Democrat president, the Democrat Congress, the Democrat Supreme Court, and the Democrat Department of State back then weren't too sympathetic to the plight of the Jews in eastern Europe, and they couldn't come here.

Like tens of thousands of other Jews, they still were lucky however (remember, millions weren't); they found a country willing to take them, Mexico.  As odd as that might sound, Jews of the time ended up all over the world, any place that would take them--South Africa, Brazil, Fiji, Shanghai, Mauritius, Rhodesia, Argentina, &c., &c., &c.

Vlada Mitty's forebears prospered mightily in Mexico, where Vlada grew up as part of that 1% in that country--however, there remained a resentment that America (a Democrat America, remember) had rejected them, didn't care about them.  That's the atmosphere in which little Vlada was raised, and goes a long way in explaining Vlada Mitty's oft-stated desire to see our decline and collapse.

That however doesn't stop Vlada from grabbing all she can get from us, from taking all she can, as quick as she can.  She's for example enjoying more ease and comfort and security than what she'd have if she'd married a retired skipper of a submarine in the Mexican navy.  She's a pig.  
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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2012, 10:18:34 AM »
I jest wash shed practice hair Engrish.

Good one.

Awesome point.
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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2012, 10:32:32 AM »
I jest wash shed practice hair Engrish.

Mi two!
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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2012, 01:10:29 PM »
It's hilarious that nutcase nadin thinks she's fluent in English.

She really believes the misspelled word salads she posts at the DUmp are English.

But that's all good.

Can you imagine how offensive her pretentious, condescending arrogance would be if she could write intelligently?

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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2012, 01:17:56 PM »
Michelle Obama culo es muy grande.

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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2012, 01:21:02 PM »

Someone threaten to kidnap Vlada, or something?


This might be tougher than you'd think.  The only way you could practice for this would be to buy something that has roughly the same dimensions as nads.  I would suggest one of those oversized 46" beach-balls; then you can go around trying to stuff it into the trunks of various cars, until you find one that it fits into.  

I'm thinking your best bet would be a U-haul, but then there is a paper trail.

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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2012, 01:23:32 PM »
Its sad to have to admit when you are not proficient in either of the only two languages you know.

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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2012, 01:26:15 PM »
What I got out of it....
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What the heck is she babbling about? :???:
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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2012, 01:29:10 PM »
Michelle Obama culo es muy grande.


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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2012, 01:29:26 PM »
How difficult could it be to find a native Spanish speaker in San Diego to talk to? :loser:
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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2012, 01:30:39 PM »
How difficult could it be to find a native Spanish speaker in San Diego to talk to? :loser:

When one doesn't bathe and is as mean as a snake they have trouble finding anyone to talk to.
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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2012, 01:56:19 PM »
How difficult could it be to find a native Spanish speaker in San Diego to talk to? :loser:
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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2012, 01:59:14 PM »

-Like two bulldogs fighting in a burlap sack, but President Mix-A-Lot likes it like that.

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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2012, 03:43:38 PM »
When one doesn't bathe and is as mean as a snake they have trouble finding anyone to talk to.

That was my question as well. I mean its California for Gods sake. You can't swing a cat anywhere without hitting some sign in both English or Spannish. I'm thinking this is her way of saying "I'm to stupid to remember how to speake,read or write any language".
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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2012, 04:31:45 PM »
I think it was her attempt at saying look at me I'm an international reporter.
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Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2012, 04:36:33 PM »
That was my question as well. I mean its California for Gods sake. You can't swing a cat anywhere without hitting some sign in both English or Spannish. I'm thinking this is her way of saying "I'm top stupid to remember how to speak, read, or write any language".
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