rural primitives discuss bathroom tissue

[DUmpsterDiver]

These ass chauffeurs don't know their left fingers from their right.  Just follow mohamhead and wipe until it feels good. 

[BattleHymn]

Look on the bright side- at least these primitives are at least making an attempt to wipe.   

Other primitives need a little bit of coaching to remember to wipe.  Even at work. 

[Big Dog]

Well this is a shitty thread.   


Look... someone had to say it and I was elected, ok?   

[RobJohnson]

DU has been a clogged shitter for a long time.

[zeitgeist]

Actually no thread would be complete without the DUmmie's favorite device.


[link:http://www.weblife.org/humanure/chapter8_2.html]
Who needs a two ( or maybe even three) hole outhouse when you can have one of these inside?

Veggies anyone?   


Uncle brother would be so proud not to have to take that chamber pot out and empty it in the two hole every morning. 

And ask yourself "Why have two holes?"  Well duh, encouragement.  Folks often had a third, usually smaller, hole for the kids, 'cause no one wants to deal with a toddler after falling in.