For the life of me I have never been able to figure out why a conservative man would get into a relationship with a female moon bat, in some cases marrying them. Their values, beliefs, morals and just about everything else are 180 degrees apart from one another. Do LIBERAL chicks have a super p****? or give good head? There must be a reason for a person to voluntarily subject themselves to nonstop leftist bullshit. I just don't get it.

I will attempt to answer this from a couple of different perspectives.
1. Not all liberal chicks spout politics all day long, let alone at all. Some are just slightly mush-headed, and to the degree that their politics don't come out in Tourette's form, their mush-headedness can be a nice thing, because reasonable liberals are generally very nice people.
2. MANY liberal chicks actually have some conservative beliefs, or at least middle of the road beliefs, and this fact permits some degree of relationship traction; something for a conservative man to grab onto. Like a nice set of hips, you might say.
3. Some men are like women in that they believe they can change a woman, or at least they get some excitement out of the stark differences (in other contexts this is called
Jungle Fever). This belief, when combined with even the slightest bit of encouragement from the woman (and also those wide hips), can create, as Dan Perkins once wrote, a hard-on a cat couldn't scratch.
4. Some liberal chicks seek out a conservative man in the way that children seek out parenting behavior or dogs seek out a master. They may be big and bad and hairy and stinky on internet message boards, but behind closed doors they turn into sweet, compliant *****cats with trimmed pubes who are desperate to be please. Also ideally accompanied by wide hips.
5. In some measure, it's all pink on the inside.