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Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« on: August 16, 2012, 09:14:49 AM »
:yahoo: Happy Birthday!  :blowkiss:


Hope it's a good one.
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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2012, 09:16:23 AM »
Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2012, 09:17:12 AM »
Happy Birthday!

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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2012, 09:18:09 AM »
Happy Birthday, Jess!!  Hope it's a great one!  :yahoo:
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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2012, 09:22:06 AM »
It must be great to be 21 years old!   :-*   :2ndbase:   :thumbs:

Happy birthday, Jess!!!!  :cheersmate:
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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2012, 09:28:49 AM »
Jess, Happy Birthday!  Open that Porsche up today (or whenever you and Heath are renting it)!

:blowkiss: :-* :cheersmate: :bday:

Oh--May it please God to grant you many, many more!
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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2012, 09:37:54 AM »
Happy happy day my friend!!!!!
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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2012, 10:05:59 AM »
Happy Birthday Jess!




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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2012, 10:16:04 AM »
Happy birthday.  Enjoy it with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2012, 11:16:24 AM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2012, 11:33:50 AM »
Ohhhh Happy Birthday!!!  We have known each other a long time and I just wanted to say you rock!!!!   :-* :-* :-*






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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2012, 11:39:29 AM »
Happy Birthday Jess!!  You were supposed to bring the cake ... where is it?

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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2012, 11:47:05 AM »
Happy Birthday!  :bday:

(Pay no attention to Undies. Everybody knows that fava beans don't go with chianti. You need a good Lambrusco with fava beans, fortified with a touch of Grappa.)
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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2012, 12:30:22 PM »
Happy Birthday!  :bday:

(Pay no attention to Undies. Everybody knows that fava beans don't go with chianti. You need a good Lambrusco with fava beans, fortified with a touch of Grappa.)

Is that Grappa or Grandpa? :tongue:
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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2012, 12:32:47 PM »
Happy birthday, Evil Conservative. I hope you have a great day.

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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2012, 12:52:49 PM »
 Have a great one!   :cheersmate:
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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2012, 12:53:00 PM »
Happy birthday Jess!  Hope you have a great day.

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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2012, 01:11:07 PM »
Happy birthday, chick.  :cheers2:
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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2012, 04:25:24 PM »
Happy Birthday to you EC.
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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2012, 08:41:03 PM »
Thanks everyone!  It was such a blast.  :)

Happy Birthday Jess!!  You were supposed to bring the cake ... where is it?

KC

It's on my kitchen counter.  It's a double chocolate fudge cake... you can come over if you want some.  :rotf:
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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2012, 08:55:17 PM »
Hope it was a great one!
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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2012, 10:07:19 PM »
Happy birthday, Jess!







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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2012, 10:36:54 PM »
Happy Birthday chicklet!!!!! May all your dreams come true!!
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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2012, 10:37:26 PM »
I already said it to you, but Happy Birthday anyway. Enjoy the last 1hr 30min. (my time)  :-)

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Re: Happy birthday Evil Conservative
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2012, 07:13:27 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
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