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Al-Qaeda’s ‘suicide bombers wanted’ ad
« on: August 14, 2012, 10:52:33 AM »
Wasn't sure just where to put this.  Soooo, . . .

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Al-Qaeda’s ‘suicide bombers wanted’ ad

Job offer on closed Internet forum seeks applicants who are utterly committed to completing their mission

By Asher ZeigerAugust 14, 2012, 2:57 pm

Apparently low on bombers, al-Qaeda is running a (short-term) employment advertisement on its Shumukh al-Islam Internet forum. Under the heading “Area of activity: The planet Earth,” the ad seeks jihadists to carry out suicide attacks.
 
Applicants must be Muslim, mentally mature, dedicated, able to listen, and utterly committed to completing their mission, the Hebrew daily Yedioth Ahronoth reported on Tuesday.
 
Several email addresses are provided for applicants. While their real names are not required, candidates are asked to send details of their nickname or handle, their age, marital status, languages spoken and a list of passports in their possession.
 
The ad on the forum, which is accessible only to al-Qaeda members, specifies the targets of the terror attacks that applicants will be expected to carry out, including “People who fight Islam and Muslims” and enemy “financial, military and media targets.”

It must suck to have to put out effin' 'Help Wanted' signs for suicide bombers.  (Would they be placed on mosques, too?)

http://www.timesofisrael.com/al-qaeda-posts-suicide-bombers-wanted-ad/
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Re: Al-Qaeda’s ‘suicide bombers wanted’ ad
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2012, 10:56:00 AM »
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Re: Al-Qaeda’s ‘suicide bombers wanted’ ad
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2012, 10:56:51 AM »
Maybe employment opportunities have picked up of late, thus there's a dearth of candy-dates.
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Re: Al-Qaeda’s ‘suicide bombers wanted’ ad
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2012, 11:13:26 AM »
I'm sure many of the DUmmies will be willing to volunteer when Obama loses in November. :-)
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Re: Al-Qaeda’s ‘suicide bombers wanted’ ad
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2012, 11:51:48 AM »
"...and DUmmies volunteer in droves to be human shields."......................NOT!.
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Re: Al-Qaeda’s ‘suicide bombers wanted’ ad
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2012, 11:59:44 AM »
I'm not sure the position offers many opportunities for advancement.  I would be interested in hearing about what kind of health benefits they're offering, though. :-)
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Re: Al-Qaeda’s ‘suicide bombers wanted’ ad
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2012, 01:22:52 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on August 14, 2012, 11:59:44 AM
I'm not sure the position offers many opportunities for advancement.  I would be interested in hearing about what kind of health benefits they're offering, though. :-)

I believe at one time Saddam Hussein was offering cash to suicide bombers that was given to their families.  Who knows if any leader is so generous these days.
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Re: Al-Qaeda’s ‘suicide bombers wanted’ ad
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2012, 07:02:27 PM »
Sounds like a perfect job for liberals. After Obummer loses badly in Nov, the wheels might come off. You never know and it might be a first.
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Re: Al-Qaeda’s ‘suicide bombers wanted’ ad
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2012, 07:41:52 PM »
A long walk off a short pier. One big step for mankind on the edge of the highest cliff.
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