Well, it isn't Shitcago (it's Philthadelphia) . . . 
The rest is here: http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2012/08/13/woman-steals-purse-from-upper-darby-church-spends-at-mcdonalds/
Read when during Mass that this happened.

SO, why is this a surprise, I got a better one for you to make you upset.
Arizona, According to MSN today there is a ring of men that advertise on Crags List, in code, to have dogs for sale for sex.
I at first thought this was a joke but now Sherriff Joe is on the case. Some how they figured out what was going on and worked their way in to find pictures of these dogs for sale.
They set up a sting and caught the first of many and arrested him when he showed up to buy a beautiful German Shepard----All ready broken in to the game-----.
The news item has a picture of the man and the really scary thing is he looks normal, every day, could be a friendly neighbor or the man sitting next to you in church.
So it seems this man is not alone, the sale of big dogs ---broken in---seems to have hundreds of people in Arizona and that is just one State.
I hope Old Joe goes full out and posts photos of each and every one they catch.