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Offline Mr Mannn

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Is Taverner in Jail?
« on: August 12, 2012, 11:13:46 PM »
Haven't seen him for a while.
I'm thinking he either got busted for possession/dealing, or he died of an overdose.

That or he ran off with BoBo the hobo. She's got the spacious mobile mansion and he's clued into the chemical entertainment. It's a match made in heaven! Well. Not heaven. But you get the idea.
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2012, 12:27:59 AM »
I voted for opium den.  It just seems fitting. 
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2012, 12:30:54 AM »
I voted dead from overdose. It is a known fact that liberals are some of the biggest crack smokers, and heroin shooters out there.
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2012, 02:21:38 AM »
I also voted dead from overdose, probably just wishful thinking on my part.
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2012, 04:33:15 AM »
IMO, it's one of the first two.  I hope that, for his sake, it's the first one.  However, for humanity's sake, I hope it's the second one.  With that in mind, I chose the "dead" option.
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2012, 06:01:20 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on August 12, 2012, 11:13:46 PM
Haven't seen him for a while.
I'm thinking he either got busted for possession/dealing, or he died of an overdose.

That or he ran off with BoBo the hobo. She's got the spacious mobile mansion and he's clued into the chemical entertainment. It's a match made in heaven! Well. Not heaven. But you get the idea.

I like "The Buick pulls up. Bobo gets lucky", which does not exclude the possibility of an opium den.
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2012, 07:51:47 AM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on August 13, 2012, 02:21:38 AM
.....probably just wishful thinking on my part.

Mine, too.

But possible alternatives: in jail for failure to pay child support, in jail for petty theft (such as purse-snatching), in jail for bad checks, in jail for abusing his ex-wife.

However, realistically, I'm expecting that the Taverner primitive got a job--hallelujah!--and he's now paranoid that his new employer might check the internet.

We all know what happens with new employers or bosses or voters check the internet for a primitive.

If such is the case, kudos to the Taverner primitive for staying away from Skins's island.

But remember, I dunno if that's the case; it might be, it might not be.
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2012, 08:04:32 AM »
Turning tricks with other homos for drug money.

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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2012, 11:58:52 AM »
I too noticed that the Drunken DUchebag, aka Taverner, hasn't posted any of his usual bigoted, inoherent rants in a while.
I'm guessing short- term jail, most likely either for abusing his wife and kids, or for something drug- related.
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2012, 01:32:13 PM »
A short stay at the gret bar hotel would be the most likely event. He's dumb enough to take a swing at a cop that tried to bust him for drug use/possesion so that may be it.
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2012, 01:59:51 PM »
No clue, but I chose what I'd like to see.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2012, 02:02:40 PM »
Had to choose "OD'ed", because "Drowned in a SanFran bath house" wasn't an option.
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2012, 02:20:34 PM »

     As long as his children are safe and healthy, I hope he's dead. He's an asshole and I hope he died with pain and shame.
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2012, 03:11:37 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on August 13, 2012, 02:20:34 PM
     As long as his children are safe and healthy, I hope he's dead. He's an asshole and I hope he died with pain and shame.



Ditto, however I could not care less about his genetic line.
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2012, 03:20:44 PM »
If anyone knows his real name, they could always google for obits.
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2012, 03:44:23 PM »
Most likely in jail short term, but just off on a bender is a high-probability alternative.
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2012, 05:43:50 PM »
I voted jail, cause that mouth of his can get him in a lot of fights...fights he'll LOSE.

Taverner, I know you lurk here. Toss us a bone, or in  the caves case...red meat. Post something and let us know how your life sucks.
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2012, 06:15:31 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on August 13, 2012, 05:43:50 PM
I voted jail, cause that mouth of his can get him in a lot of fights...fights he'll LOSE.

Taverner, I know you lurk here. Toss us a bone, or in  the caves case...red meat. Post something and let us know how your life sucks.

If he's alive at all, his life sucks.

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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2012, 06:20:38 PM »
I voted for the opium den.

If he were dead, someone would have stood on his dead body to type it to the DUmmies and they would be having all sorts of memorials and attempting to blame his death on Frank or some other conservative.
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2012, 06:59:07 PM »
He's in the lounge talking about vegan shoes.

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9. Moo Shoes (sp?) are supposed to be good, but a little spendy

 

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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2012, 07:04:08 PM »
I think he's in jail for a short visit.
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2012, 07:09:34 PM »
Quote from: shadeaux on August 13, 2012, 06:59:07 PM
He's in the lounge talking about vegan shoes.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018172713


Curses. Foiled again. I was really hoping he was getting acquainted his new boyfriend in a cozy little cell for two.
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2012, 08:33:59 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on August 13, 2012, 07:09:34 PM
Curses. Foiled again. I was really hoping he was getting acquainted his new boyfriend in a cozy little cell for two.

Well, he was absent for a while, at least a couple of weeks.

All one has to do is wait, and sooner or later the Taverner primitive'll tell the world where he was.
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Re: Is Taverner in Jail?
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2012, 08:35:03 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 13, 2012, 08:33:59 PM
Well, he was absent for a while, at least a couple of weeks.
DUI.
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