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Offline franksolich

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primitive bounces, and finds it fits
« on: August 12, 2012, 06:32:11 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021119981

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How Fitting

I went to the commissary at MCAS Miramar today to buy v*****s. I parked my Harley and began walking along the parking lanes when I saw a a nice BMW convertible start to back up and stop suddenly. He stopped to let a military wife with 3 small children pass by behind him. I was standing in front of him between the the lanes and thought that was a nice gesture. Then I heard a horn blow and a Nissan Altima blow past the half-way backed out BMW and the lady with three kids. Everyone stopped for second as the asshole drove buy. On his rear window he had a Romney sticker. I really wanted to confront this jerk, but her drove off. He was obviously a retiree and was white. The BMW driver was Filipino and the lady with three kids was Hispanic.

I am white and my wife is Hispanic and is deployed to a shit hole in Africa for one year. At first I was angry that one person on a military base could act like such a prick to other people on a military base who are OBVIOUSLY military. Then I thought about the Romney sticker and became a little sad. It is fitting for a repig to act that way. An angry old white guy. The Hispanic lady's husband is most likely a US Marine and is deployed.

I don't get the attitude, but I certainly don't care for it. I know that there are a lot of older white progressives, but this is what people see and expect.

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Re: primitive bounces, and finds it fits
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2012, 06:39:59 PM »
frank, please, for the love of God go over there and give them the rules/template for creating a decent bouncy. These young/new DUmmies are ruining it for every body.

Two thumbs down on this one.

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Re: primitive bounces, and finds it fits
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2012, 06:51:56 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on August 12, 2012, 06:39:59 PM
frank, please, for the love of God go over there and give them the rules/template for creating a decent bouncy. These young/new DUmmies are ruining it for every body.

The problem being, the primitives don't listen to franksolich; don't even know franksolich exists.

The classic case being the big guy, of course.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: primitive bounces, and finds it fits
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2012, 06:58:09 PM »
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Re: primitive bounces, and finds it fits
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2012, 12:36:21 AM »
That is a terrible bouncy. Talk about bad. ..
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Re: primitive bounces, and finds it fits
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2012, 12:41:29 AM »
I knew what was going to happen, before I got past the third sentence.  I might as well have been reading the bouncy, last sentence first.  At least the beginning might have been interesting that way.

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Re: primitive bounces, and finds it fits
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2012, 07:33:46 AM »
First of all, I don't think there's a lot of Romney stickers out yet, don't they wait for the VP pick so they can print them up as a ticket? 

Secondly, how does this guy know all the exact ethnic lineages of all these people?  And the way he injected all those ethnicities was very ham-handed.  Extremely poor writing.  Awful. 
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Re: primitive bounces, and finds it fits
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2012, 07:42:18 AM »
I have never had a political sticker of any kind on any of my cars/trucks....but if I put Romney sticker on I can run down DUmmies? ...Right?...Right?

Please say it's legal.....or at least OK. :-)
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Re: primitive bounces, and finds it fits
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2012, 08:32:04 AM »
Anyone else notice that most of the "rethug TEAhadists" in these stories are old white people? It begs the question, why do DUmmies hate old people?
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Re: primitive bounces, and finds it fits
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2012, 08:39:42 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on August 13, 2012, 08:32:04 AM
Anyone else notice that most of the "rethug TEAhadists" in these stories are old white people? It begs the question, why do DUmmies hate old people?
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They vote in large numbers and typically are not a group that likes to be referred to as "low information voters" as DUmmies are known to do.
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Re: primitive bounces, and finds it fits
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2012, 09:14:33 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on August 13, 2012, 08:32:04 AM
Anyone else notice that most of the "rethug TEAhadists" in these stories are old white people? It begs the question, why do DUmmies hate old people?

NO:1  old white people retired are just  living too darn long. All this waiting around for the folks to die, I need money now not wait until I am 50.

No:2  Whats with the parents refusing to let us move home when the economy goes upside down.  All they do is bring up how much it cost them for our education and the{ so called }sacrifices they made for me.

NO:3  Parents grew up at a different time, they have been married 40 years to each other,  Times change I have never married and have 6 kids to support.

NO:4  My friends parents have 4 kids they raised and educated, they also have a summer camp and take vacations.    My friend is in Jail and those cheap skates will NOT put up bail for 3 of them.

NO:5, it is the guilt damn it, they expect me to be just like them and work their Ass off 15 hours a day.

Pick a number any one and this goes not just for the older whites but any race one can think of.  Don't matter how rich or poor, it is horrid to think any child one raises -----What is the expression " How sharper then a Serpens tooth is an ungrateful child.
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Re: primitive bounces, and finds it fits
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2012, 10:03:57 AM »
No bounce in the bouncy ?
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Re: primitive bounces, and finds it fits
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2012, 12:35:00 PM »
Who goes to pick up vegetables on a Harley anyway?
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Re: primitive bounces, and finds it fits
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2012, 12:39:48 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on August 13, 2012, 12:35:00 PM
Who goes to pick up vegetables on a Harley anyway?

If it got Stevenumbers some action, he would. :puke:
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Re: primitive bounces, and finds it fits
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2012, 12:44:34 PM »
I used to go through the drive-through on my motorcycle all the time. 
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Re: primitive bounces, and finds it fits
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2012, 01:02:10 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 13, 2012, 12:44:34 PM
I used to go through the drive-through on my motorcycle all the time. 

Well, that is because you are cool. 

I read that op hearing Kenny Loggins singing in the background, but even Maverick didn't go to the market for V*****s, and well, you know he's    :gay:
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Re: primitive bounces, and finds it fits
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2012, 04:15:43 PM »
Damn jarheads.  So we have light green, medium green, yet no dark green.
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Re: primitive bounces, and finds it fits
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2012, 04:21:37 PM »
I read this part and dang near peed my pants from laughing.  :lmao:
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I went to the commissary at MCAS Miramar today to buy v*****s.

That jus ain't right, Scooter. :rotf:
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Re: primitive bounces, and finds it fits
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2012, 08:49:21 PM »
Quote from: Skul on August 13, 2012, 04:21:37 PM
I read this part and dang near peed my pants from laughing.  :lmao:
That jus ain't right, Scooter. :rotf:

S'what I am saying!   :cheersmate:
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