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Get ready. Ryan is a...zomg...BOW HUNTER!!11!!1
« on: August 11, 2012, 04:12:53 PM »
Got a couple of nice bucks, too.


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paul Ryan likes to kill animals with bow and pose with their bodies

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The horror...

The horror...


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Star Member ellisonz (20,158 posts)
2. He then makes deer brain stew.

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15. And if the hunter does not find the deer,

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it dies an agonizing death with an arrow in it.

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Peregrine Took (3,978 posts)
38. Woud be a much better skill if the deer was armed, also - like a fair fight. n/t

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48. "It takes a lot of skill to kill with a bow"

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I couldn't give a ****. If you were living in post-apocalypse times, OK, I salute you, otherwise, nobody needs to hunt in a so-called first world country.

As if the animals whose flesh you see under plastic in the grocery store fare so much better.  :whatever:

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56. What are all those pulleys? Is that a scope?

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I wonder if he used C'mere Dear like Ted Nugent.

It's called a compound bow, dumbass.

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RebelOne (24,297 posts)
12. Oh yippee, the great white hunter harvested a couple of nice bucks.

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Too bad those bucks are only good for sausage and hamburger, but that is not why he killed them. He just wanted trophies.

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Peregrine Took (3,978 posts)
40. Why doesn't he stalk them. wrestle them to the ground and then strangle them?

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Now that would be manly and show to the world the same, albeit more time consuming, bloodthirstiness.

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RebelOne (24,297 posts)
9. I would love to slap that smile off his face.

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I am anti-hunting, especially trophy hunting, which is exactly what his kills are. Deer with big racks.

Ryan keeps himself in pretty good physical shape. I'll bet he could kick your ass into the next century.

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18. Another BIG man who likes to kill animals.

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When young boys kill animals, we worry. Why do grown men get a pass?

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21. Birds of a feather flock together. Mittwitt doesn't give a rat's ass about animals either.

To be fair, many of the DUmbasses call it a non-issue, even Nads.  :p


      
   
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Re: Get ready. Ryan is a...zomg...BOW HUNTER!!11!!1
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2012, 04:14:46 PM »
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paul Ryan likes to kill animals with bow and pose with their bodies
What are you going to do about it?  Leave death threats and nasty comments on his Twitter feed? :whatever:
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Re: Get ready. Ryan is a...zomg...BOW HUNTER!!11!!1
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2012, 04:25:09 PM »
Nads murders the English language as usual.
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41. Do yourself a favor

And do not look into industrial systems of food production. If you do, you might as well become vegan. I am as serious as a heart attack.

As long as he eats the venison, this s really a non issue. Or perhaps it is a city -country cultural clash.

Humans have been hunting for at least 100,000 years, and hominids were hunters before we came into the scene. It's is not about available fod either. The permis are also meant to control a population that woud easily get out of control otherwise. Apex predators have been removed from arge swaths, so yes, you need to do that.
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Re: Get ready. Ryan is a...zomg...BOW HUNTER!!11!!1
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2012, 04:27:54 PM »
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Re: Get ready. Ryan is a...zomg...BOW HUNTER!!11!!1
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2012, 04:34:51 PM »
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7. This is true.

While gun deer hunters can fire at distances of over 150 meters, Bowhunters have to let their quarry get within 25 meters for them to have a chance at hitting. No small task when one takes a whitetail deer's superior senses of smell and hearing into account. And then there's tracking the deer once it has been hit. With a gun hunter, usually the deer drops when the bullet hits them. Unless they are fortunate to pierce the heart, bowhunters have the task of tracking their prey, a task that can take hours, depending on where the deer is hit.

Mighty Faggy, American hunters give range in yards, not meters.  I can't tell if this Dummy is trying to pass himself off as european or military by using meters instead yards--either way, I don't like him.

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27. i will hold off until the use of the meat is verified

Yup i hate the kill and dont use. Around here the local butchers will take your deer and process it and then donate if you dont want to eat it. But sometimes you just cant eat all the meat or store it if you have a major infestation.

Until the use of the meat is verified?  Release your deer tag Mr. Ryan.  What are you hiding?
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Re: Get ready. Ryan is a...zomg...BOW HUNTER!!11!!1
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2012, 04:52:04 PM »
Oh for craps sake! Why the hell else do you hunt? For people who are so into organic/free range meat, you'd think they'd like this better than cows at a slaughterhouse. Not everyone wants to be a damn vegan.

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Re: Get ready. Ryan is a...zomg...BOW HUNTER!!11!!1
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2012, 05:17:31 PM »
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Re: Get ready. Ryan is a...zomg...BOW HUNTER!!11!!1
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2012, 05:19:09 PM »
You keep bashing hunters, DU -- that'll surly win the hearts and minds of rural voters...

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Re: Get ready. Ryan is a...zomg...BOW HUNTER!!11!!1
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Re: Get ready. Ryan is a...zomg...BOW HUNTER!!11!!1
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2012, 05:22:42 PM »
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Re: Get ready. Ryan is a...zomg...BOW HUNTER!!11!!1
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2012, 05:26:42 PM »
Sigmund Freud: "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity."

You just can't get any bore retarded than a DUchemonkey.

IIRC, wasn't some retarded DUchebag that asked "Why do they have to kill animals when you can buy meat at the store?"
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Re: Get ready. Ryan is a...zomg...BOW HUNTER!!11!!1
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2012, 05:27:19 PM »
Ryan hunted deer.

Obama ate a dog.

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« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2012, 05:30:44 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2012, 06:30:04 PM »
Nut so to those that are starving and refuse to eat a rat.  Darn get hungry and you will be licking ants crawling up a tree.

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Re: Get ready. Ryan is a...zomg...BOW HUNTER!!11!!1
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2012, 06:31:44 PM »
"Can I gets me a hunting license here"

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Re: Get ready. Ryan is a...zomg...BOW HUNTER!!11!!1
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2012, 06:36:07 PM »
Sigmund Freud: "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity."


I've never seen that quote before.  Thank You! H5

Gee, and (D)Ullards are sooooooo in wuvs with Freud.

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Re: Get ready. Ryan is a...zomg...BOW HUNTER!!11!!1
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2012, 06:40:51 PM »
"Can I gets me a hunting license here"

Forgot that! Hi-5!
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