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Roast of Roseanne
« on: August 09, 2012, 11:56:44 PM »
Anybody watching? I've got nothing better to do at 9pm on a Sunday freaking night. There's probably better stuff on, but I'll take a bit of sadistic pleasure in seeing her get abused.
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2012, 12:42:11 AM »
I won't be. I can't stand to look at that fat fugly untalented hack job.
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Re: Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2012, 01:21:02 AM »
Roseanne who?
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2012, 02:09:16 AM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on August 10, 2012, 12:42:11 AM
I won't be. I can't stand to look at that fat fugly untalented hack job.
Janeanne Garafolo ? Rosie O'Donnel ? Candy Crowley ?
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2012, 04:43:54 AM »
Roast of what?  Did anyone file the proper environmental impact statements first?
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2012, 07:14:56 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 10, 2012, 02:09:16 AM
Janeanne Garafolo ? Rosie O'Donnel ? Candy Crowley ?

They all equal the same thing - Fugly and untalented.

Candy Crowley - 'She is vegetarian and practices Transcendental Meditation'. She must not be much of a vegetarian, as she still weighs 400 pounds.
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2012, 07:39:12 AM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on August 10, 2012, 07:14:56 AM
They all equal the same thing - Fugly and untalented.

Candy Crowley - 'She is vegetarian and practices Transcendental Meditation'. She must not be much of a vegetarian, as she still weighs 400 pounds.

She just grazes while she meditates, that's all.
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2012, 07:41:13 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 10, 2012, 07:39:12 AM
She just grazes while she meditates, that's all.

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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2012, 08:08:52 AM »
can you imagine the grease spot?
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2012, 08:12:30 AM »
Watching a pig roast doesn't interest me.
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2012, 02:31:20 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on August 10, 2012, 08:12:30 AM
Watching a pig roast doesn't interest me.


Agreed. Too much fat anyway.
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2012, 02:37:51 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on August 09, 2012, 11:56:44 PM
Anybody watching? I've got nothing better to do at 9pm on a Sunday freaking night. There's probably better stuff on, but I'll take a bit of sadistic pleasure in seeing her get abused.

I used to really like these and even held my nose at recent ones - there's no way I'd watch this.  I can't stand Roseanne. 
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2012, 02:39:24 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on August 10, 2012, 02:31:20 PM

Agreed. Too much fat anyway.
And the pig has a shitty attitude.
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2012, 02:40:51 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 10, 2012, 02:39:24 PM
And the pig has a shitty attitude.
And a mouth that makes an apple look like a cherry.
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2012, 02:42:32 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on August 10, 2012, 02:37:51 PM
I used to really like these and even held my nose at recent ones - there's no way I'd watch this.  I can't stand Roseanne. 

I don't like them at all.  I don't want to tune in to see Betty White using the F word.
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2012, 02:51:07 PM »
So I take it it's a collective "Hell no!"  :lmao:
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2012, 03:01:02 PM »
Quote from: Undies on August 10, 2012, 02:42:32 PM
I don't want to tune in to see Betty White using the F word.

Agreed - there is something very unsettling about Betty White talk dirty. 
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2012, 03:03:47 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on August 10, 2012, 03:01:02 PM
Agreed - there is something very unsettling about Betty White talk dirty. 

Yeah.  She's on the one yard line as it is.  Why does she throw banana peels on her path to the end zone?
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2012, 09:41:55 PM »
Jeff Ross did hit her good with one that apparently, she didn't like.

"So how many personalaties do you have? 8...9, what is it? What are the odds they'd all be ****s?"

 :rotf: I did laugh out loud. Truth is funny.
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2012, 08:56:10 PM »
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2012/08/13/wayne-brady-booed-trig-palin

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COMEDIAN WAYNE BRADY BOOED FOR TRIG PALIN JOKE

Anyone who buys a ticket to attend a Comedy Central roast knows pretty much what to expect.
No topic is off limits.

Still, common decency doesn't necessarily take a holiday during these events. Consider the Sunday night broadcast of Comedy Central's Roseanne Barr roast.
Comic Wayne Brady, best known for his improv skills, told a joke during the telecast that was so cruel the audience quickly filled the hall with boos, not just laughter.

During Brady's remarks, he was making fun of fellow roaster Jeff Ross.

"Now the thing is Jeff," said Brady, "these are all jokes, and I really like you. I really, really like you. But a lot of people hate you, especially Sarah Palin because you remind her of what Trig is going to look like when he’s 40."

This was greeted with a mixture of laughs and boos from the highly-partisan crowd leading Brady to say, “Oh, now you boo me? F—k y’all. I don’t want to hear that. These people say all of this s—t about me, and you boo me because of Trig.”
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2012, 09:07:01 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on August 10, 2012, 02:37:51 PM
I used to really like these and even held my nose at recent ones - there's no way I'd watch this.  I can't stand Roseanne. 

Yeah, they were never for the weak, but they have turned into completely tasteless wastes of time.
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2012, 09:44:13 PM »
I'd rather watch old reruns of the Roasts that Dean Martin presided over than watch these newer ones.

Just watch any of these old clips.

youtube~Dean Martin Roasts

Even when it seemed they were being mean, you could still sense that they really liked the person.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y77_sxm-HxE[/youtube]
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2012, 10:30:02 PM »
I quit watching the new roasts after seeing Bea Author dropping the F-Bombs at one. I also agree, the old ones with Dean Martin were great.
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2012, 10:36:11 PM »
Bea Arthur is freaking nasty! Lol.
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Re: Roast of Roseanne
« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2012, 10:51:49 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on August 13, 2012, 10:36:11 PM
Bea Arthur is freaking nasty! Lol.

Out of all the people I watched on TV while growing up. Her and Bob Saget were the worse. I have never heard anyone drop the F-Bomb as much as they did. I was floored.
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