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For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
« on: August 09, 2012, 10:34:50 PM »

Just the thing for despondent, suicidal Democrats after their Messiah loses in November.


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Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2012, 10:36:03 PM »
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If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2012, 10:39:05 PM »
ok that is just creepy!!!
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Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2012, 10:39:52 PM »
For me to poop on.
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Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2012, 10:42:17 PM »
He's no John the Baptist.
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Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2012, 10:43:09 PM »
You think they could have gotten the eyebrows right.  It just looks odd.
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Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2012, 10:56:32 PM »
Aren't they just regifting the Chia 0bama heads?
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Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2012, 12:17:49 AM »
Quote from: mrclose on August 09, 2012, 10:34:50 PM
Just the thing for despondent, suicidal Democrats after their Messiah loses in November.




Conservative Nation News: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama

Talk about something to make one's skin crawl. I just have a huge case of the heebie jeebies about now... Ugh.
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Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2012, 12:22:01 AM »
Lets start a pool on how long before these show up on his campaign website.  They could also have people send donations in lieu of flowers.
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Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2012, 07:36:38 AM »
Look at it this way--you could live rent-free in Obama's head for eternity. ::)
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Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2012, 07:56:28 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 10, 2012, 07:36:38 AM
Look at it this way--you could live rent-free in Obama's head for eternity. ::)

I think you meant REST rent-free. 
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Re: Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2012, 11:36:29 AM »
I need to get one, and put the constitution in it. Maybe if was in his head he would start following it.
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