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grasswire, other primitives, discuss watermelons
« on: August 09, 2012, 08:07:40 PM »
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where do the best-eating WATERMELONS come from?

Our local crop of Hermiston Oregon is just in, and they are (wait for it) LEGENDARY.

I realize that the potential for copycats and smart-alecky answers for this thread is high. But I really would like to know about the varieties in other parts of the country.

Do you get those kind of watermelons that are three feet long with lots of seeds?

Or does your market only carry the little personal size ones?

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MindMover (2,345 posts)

1. Hope watermelons from central Arkansas are the best in the world ...

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Viva_La_Revolution (25,765 posts)

2. Brophy Watermellons from Colorado were the bomb

don't know about now, but I do know I can't find many seeded melons here in Portland, the seedless are all just bland

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grasswire (34,490 posts)

12. Hermiston melons have just come in.

They are the best of Oregon's watermelons.

Safeway has them for $2.98 whole this week. Fred Meyer has them for $5.98.

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Viva_La_Revolution (25,765 posts)

13. Thank you! I usually just go to Winco

If they don't have them tomorrow, I'll stop at SW. Know any body that wants 3/4 of a bland seedless watermelon that's been sitting in my fridge for 3 days?

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grasswire (34,490 posts)

15. well, the Hermiston melon will be mostly seedless, too...

....but it will be sweet and good. Did you see in Tuesday's Oregonian Food Day section the how-to of picking a good one?

Maybe you could use up that other melon in smoothies.

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Viva_La_Revolution (25,765 posts)

16. bah! seedless are always bland compared to seeded

Who told these growers that we all wanted 'convenience' over taste

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MoreGOPoop (72 posts)

3. Hot, sandy bottomlands, especially around the Boot Heel of Missouri. Made even better when plugged.

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Lochloosa (7,470 posts)

4. My backyard....

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HopeHoops (36,972 posts)

6. I don't dedicate that much space to watermellons or pumpkins anymore.

We're overloaded with vegetable plants as it is. The 16x16 foot pool area is filled with potted spill over right now. We're going to have to crack open the canner in a few weeks.

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HopeHoops (36,972 posts)

5. The local farmers' market.

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liberaltrucker (7,298 posts)

7. Fayette County, Alabama

Huge, juicy and oh, so sweet!

Full disclosure: I grew up one county north (Walker).

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sharp_stick (7,812 posts)

8. I sure haven't found them here but I've only been grabbing the ones at Stop & Shop or Price Chopper and they blow pretty badly. At least so far, no real flavor, even the kids aren't that happy this year.

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Phentex (6,776 posts)

9. Albany, GA. I can't believe you have to ask!

And we call it All-Binny.

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LWolf (34,324 posts)

10. On the other side of the mountains, big seeded watermelons are infrequent and much more $$ than they used to be.

Most that I see are seedless, in the "refrigerator" size category.

Not that I can't find a way to get the 3-footer in there long enough to get it cold.

I like mine seeded, and I actually eat the seeds instead of spit them.

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surrealAmerican (6,210 posts)

11. It's been a few years since I've seen the "seeded" variety.

None of the markets near me seem to carry them. That's too bad, because the seedless melons just don't taste as good.

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MissB (10,275 posts)

14. Hermiston, of course.

Just bought one today at Fred Meyers.

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rurallib (28,976 posts)

17. muscatine striped melons - Muscatine, Iowa right next to the mighty Mississip

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MineralMan (45,727 posts)

18. The best ones I ever ate were in Turkey.

They were small, about the size of a cantaloupe, but absolutely stunningly good. The open air market in Samsun, on the Black Sea had them for a short time every summer.

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TuxedoKat (2,108 posts)

19. I miss seeded watermelons

I can never find them anymore. Greatly prefer them to the seedless variety. Maybe farmer's markets would have them.

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LiberalAndProud (8,637 posts)

20. I found real watermelons (with seeds) in a local grocery today.

Everything is right about it. Everything. I don't understand why they are so difficult to find these days. There were 6 left in the bin. The personal melon balls overwhelmed the nearby shelves. It seems I'm not the only one who craves real melons.

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grasswire (34,490 posts)

21. yeah, growers have deprived us of beautiful seeded watermelons.

How's a kid going to learn to spit melon seeds these days??

Oh, I dunno.

franksolich likes watermelon just as much as the next guy--elongated or global, seedful or seedless.

They're all vegetables with a green skin and a red interior.

Being someone acutely aware that there's so many brown, black, and yellow people in the world who are starving, franksolich finds it silly of the "socially conscious" primitives who "care about others," to boast about, or whine about, this type of watermelon or this other type.  It's all watermelon.

Being someone acutely aware that there's so many brown, black, and yellow people in the world who are starving, franksolich is careful to not waste what he has been given, and dines on the watermelon from its deepest red interior clear to the edge of the white stuff--the edge touching the green skin, not the edge where the red ends.  Unlike the "socially conscious" primitives who "care," who probably just eat the reddest part and throw the other 90% of the watermelon away.

A watermelon is a watermelon is a watermelon is a watermelon.

note to decent and civilized people reading this, who are not included in the criticism above; decent and civilized people are utterly free to prefer, and dine upon, watermelons as they wish, as decent and civilized people don't wear their "virtue" on their sleeve.
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Re: grasswire, other primitives, discuss watermelons
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2012, 08:17:30 PM »
Watermelons huh? Dog whistle if I've ever heard one.

Anyway, I need to pick some watermelon up when I get paid this weekend.
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Re: grasswire, other primitives, discuss watermelons
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2012, 09:28:37 PM »
I can see DUmmy grasswipe Judy trundling along the sidewalks of Oak Grove and Milwaukie, Oregon, bundled in two or three overcoats and sweating profusely under the August sun.  

She mumbles under her breath about watermelon pie, as a big round melon rolls back and forth in the bed of her little Red Flyer wagon.

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Re: grasswire, other primitives, discuss watermelons
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2012, 04:08:57 AM »
I can see DUmmy grasswipe Judy trundling along the sidewalks of Oak Grove and Milwaukie, Oregon, bundled in two or three overcoats and sweating profusely under the August sun.  

She mumbles under her breath about watermelon pie, as a big round melon rolls back and forth in the bed of her little Red Flyer wagon.

That is an excellent picture of the pie-and-jam primitive in real life, apparently.
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Re: grasswire, other primitives, discuss watermelons
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2012, 05:53:26 AM »
I find it intereting that the DUmmies can walk into a grocery store, pick out a melon, and tell you were it came from. :whatever:
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Re: grasswire, other primitives, discuss watermelons
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2012, 08:26:46 AM »
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8. I sure haven't found them here but I've only been grabbing the ones at Stop & Shop or Price Chopper and they blow pretty badly. At least so far, no real flavor, even the kids aren't that happy this year.


What bratty spoiled kids you have.  On a scorching hot day, all watermelons are cold, juicy and delicious.  Stop that incessant whining. 

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Re: grasswire, other primitives, discuss watermelons
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2012, 08:45:59 AM »
I find it intereting that the DUmmies can walk into a grocery store, pick out a melon, and tell you were it came from. :whatever:
They ask the clerk in the WalMart where they are shopping, but the clerk doesn't know, so the DUmmy makes something up and never admits to having been in WalMart.
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Re: grasswire, other primitives, discuss watermelons
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2012, 09:09:46 AM »
Watermelon stirred up some embers. I hate to be the one that would hazard why.
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Re: grasswire, other primitives, discuss watermelons
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2012, 10:46:27 AM »
On a scorching hot day, all watermelons are cold, juicy and delicious.
To my taste, watermelons are like tomatoes: most of the taste disappears when you eat them cold.

Room temperature melons and tomatoes taste far sweeter to me.

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Re: grasswire, other primitives, discuss watermelons
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2012, 10:47:54 AM »
To my taste, watermelons are like tomatoes: most of the taste disappears when you eat them cold.

Room temperature melons and tomatoes taste far sweeter to me.

I liked tomatoes fresh and warm from the garden sunshine.

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Re: grasswire, other primitives, discuss watermelons
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2012, 11:00:42 AM »
Watermelon stirred up some embers. I hate to be the one that would hazard why.

Remember, the pie-and-jam primitive, besides favoring the rich over the poor, is a racist too.
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Re: grasswire, other primitives, discuss watermelons
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2012, 02:53:06 PM »
Remember, the pie-and-jam primitive, besides favoring the rich over the poor, is a racist too.
I was conjecturing that. I appreciate the confirmation.
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Re: grasswire, other primitives, discuss watermelons
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2012, 03:05:53 PM »
Even the best watermelon deserves a sprinkle of salt.
All natural organic sea salt for the primitives, of course.  :-)
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Re: grasswire, other primitives, discuss watermelons
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2012, 03:07:11 PM »
Even the best watermelon deserves a sprinkle of salt.
All natural organic sea salt for the primitives, of course.  :-)
From a salt lick.
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« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2012, 03:22:29 PM »
From a salt lick.
Used of course. They just brush the "pepper" off it. :lmao:
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