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Offline rich_t

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Gag gift ideas.
« on: August 08, 2012, 07:07:14 PM »
My brother is turning 50 next year.

I want to send him a few "getting old" gag gifts.

I am thinking about sending a couple of cans of Ensure and a small package of Depends, maybe some adult bibs etc.

Give me some other ideas.
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2012, 07:10:20 PM »
When my Husbands Cousin turned 40 we got him a book "Sex after 40" and the entire book was blank pages. I thought it was :lmao:.
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2012, 07:11:29 PM »
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2012, 07:11:59 PM »
It's not entirely blank.  There are lines on the page.
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2012, 07:12:58 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 08, 2012, 07:11:59 PM
It's not entirely blank.  There are lines on the page.

LOL, the 1 we bought had no lines at all, totally blank.
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2012, 07:13:17 PM »
It must be the new edition.
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2012, 08:14:48 PM »
The book would be a great one, if it was presented by someone dressed as the Grim Reaper.
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2012, 08:18:50 PM »
A doll house rocking chair. Or any size for that matter.
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2012, 10:58:14 PM »
Something a little embarrassing and anonymous works well.  We were in a little sailing club in Killeen TX & I sent our good friend Sharon a T shirt that said "Only Sailors Get Blown Offshore".  30+ years later she still doesn't know who sent it.
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2012, 11:13:50 AM »
some of this stuff, perhaps?

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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2012, 11:33:29 AM »
A $10.00 gift certificate for Luby's Cafeteria.

(Good for the Blue Hair Special before 5:00 PM Tuesday - Thursday)
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2012, 11:36:45 AM »
Quote from: Undies on August 09, 2012, 11:33:29 AM
A $10.00 gift certificate for Luby's Cafeteria.

(Good for the Blue Hair Special before 5:00 PM Tuesday - Thursday)

Redeemable only in Killeen, TX.
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2012, 11:56:03 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 09, 2012, 11:36:45 AM
Redeemable only in Killeen, TX.

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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2012, 12:17:26 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on August 09, 2012, 11:56:03 AM
Bad Man.



 :shucks:

Prolly be amazed how many people have no clue about that.
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2012, 12:24:07 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 09, 2012, 12:17:26 PM
:shucks:

Prolly be amazed how many people have no clue about that.

Well, you gotta shoot straight with people.  No ambiguity.
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2012, 12:25:04 PM »
 :thatsright:
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2012, 12:27:45 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on August 08, 2012, 07:07:14 PM
My brother is turning 50 next year.

I want to send him a few "getting old" gag gifts.

I am thinking about sending a couple of cans of Ensure and a small package of Depends, maybe some adult bibs etc.

Give me some other ideas.

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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2012, 12:35:17 PM »







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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2012, 02:30:00 PM »
Quote from: Undies on August 09, 2012, 12:24:07 PM
Well, you gotta shoot straight with people.  No ambiguity.

Well, yeah, but if you're gonna load up your mags, call the cops ahead of time. It takes 'em awhile to get there.
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2012, 03:11:03 PM »
I have that liquid ass.  I bought about 5 bottles for funzies.  It smells worse than you can even imagine.  It is horrifying!  I reccommend it highly!
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2012, 03:32:29 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on August 09, 2012, 03:11:03 PM
I have that liquid ass.  I bought about 5 bottles for funzies.  It smells worse than you can even imagine.  It is horrifying!  I reccommend it highly!

You left a door so wide open for Gina, I'm surprised she hasn't already commented......

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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2012, 03:39:40 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 09, 2012, 03:32:29 PM
You left a door so wide open for Gina, I'm surprised she hasn't already commented......

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She'll back into this one.....  :-)
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2012, 04:10:12 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on August 09, 2012, 03:11:03 PM
I have that liquid ass.  I bought about 5 bottles for funzies.  It smells worse than you can even imagine.  It is horrifying!  I reccommend it highly!


I read a description that went: "smells like a rotten corpse that shit it's self."


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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2012, 01:39:50 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 09, 2012, 02:30:00 PM
Well, yeah, but if you're gonna load up your mags, call the cops ahead of time. It takes 'em awhile to get there.
Luby's in Killeen is disaster proof. Lightning never strikes twice. No one has read "The World According to Garp" ?
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Re: Gag gift ideas.
« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2012, 07:43:59 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 10, 2012, 01:39:50 AM
Luby's in Killeen is disaster proof. Lightning never strikes twice. No one has read "The World According to Garp" ?

I have not. As far as lightning never striking twice?

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