Dear Senator Harkin;
I have had family involved in every single conflict from the war for independence from Britain to our latest little scrape with the islamokazies. I do believe, Senator, that your slight against Senator McCain for coming from a military family shows nothing more than absolute jealousy and treason. Although I personally would not cross the street to piss on Senator McCain if he were on fire, I would probably go out of my way to throw a fresh copy of the New York Times on you if you were in the same predicament.
It is my personal opinion that having real military experience makes one infinitely more qualified for the office of President of The United States than your sorry ass or a former first bitch or even the magic negro rookie.
In closing I would recommend that the next time you have a thought, do us a favor and let it go. It would be better for you to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Sincerely,
Wasp69 (USN)