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Eighteen people came ashore in Riviera Beach early this morning after traveling on a homemade boat from Cuba, Border Patrol confirms.

The migrants -- 16 men and two women -- landed on Singer Island around 1 a.m., according to Border Patrol. Law enforcement officials arrived at the scene around 2 a.m.

WPTV News
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Praying that Komrade Barry doesn't give 'em express tickets back to the Worker's Paradise(TM).

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Can we load some DUmmies on that boat and send them to Cuba in trade?

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Can we load some DUmmies on that boat and send them to Cuba in trade?

Let's see...  Nadin, BTG, WillPitt, who else?
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Let's see...  Nadin, BTG, WillPitt, who else?

The Fidel fellater poor, stupid Beth would definitely need to be on the short list.
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Let's see...  Nadin, BTG, WillPitt, who else?

We don't have to limit it to one trip. it can be an ongoing thing until all the DUmmies are gone, and we get people that appreciate freedom in return.

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We don't have to limit it to one trip. it can be an ongoing thing until all the DUmmies are gone, and we get people that appreciate freedom in return.

The could enlist the toot toot taxi driver from Aspen or where ever to take a load in this Merc back!!



A little Dezi Arnez bongo and away they go. :lol:  Heck I bet they could get good dough out of the DUmmies (just don't make a big deal out of the one way aspect of the trip).
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Praying that Komrade Barry doesn't give 'em express tickets back to the Worker's Paradise(TM).


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You have thousands of people fleeing Cuba, and then you have Sean Penn saying how great it is. Does anyone see the  :confused:  there?

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You have thousands of people fleeing Cuba, and then you have Sean Penn saying how great it is. Does anyone see the  :confused:  there?
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You have thousands of people fleeing Cuba, and then you have Sean Penn saying how great it is. Does anyone see the  :confused:  there?

The difference between a broken clock and Sean Penn is that a broken clock can at least be relied upon to be correct twice a day.  No similar degree of accuracy exists for Sean Penn.
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You have thousands of people fleeing Cuba, and then you have Sean Penn saying how great it is. Does anyone see the  :confused:  there?

Yes.  And where was Danny Glover to meet them and tell them to go back to where everything is so much better.

.....or, hearing about Obamascare, they musta figured the time was right.
              

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Michael Moore thinks it'w wonderful too.

Michael Moore sucks monkey penis. :censored:


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I find it very funny that Moore and Penn can think that Cuba is so great when you have all these people fleeing from it. I mean, to have thousands and thousands of people leaving the country, there has to be something wrong there. I guess only the two aforementioned douchebags are the only ones who see the good in the country. Then no one ever accused either of them of having any intelligence.

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This whole problem should be easy to solve. You put everyone back in the boat. Tow it out until you are half way to Cuba and cut it lose. Then tug then gives it a big shove in the right direction. In a final gesture of friendship,using a hand held loud speaker you yell. "Go on GET!" "You heard me, GET!" "Go on now, get your asses back to Cuba and don't forget to give Castro our best wishes, thanks for stopping by."

The reality is of course that right now all 18 of these people are up in Miami applying for Obama Care and home loans. Their tax payer supplied lawyers are also filling out all the paperwork for their green cards. They have said that if they don't get all the "free shit" that they have a right to get, they will call the ACLU and file a butt load of law suits.President Obama has called them personally and offered to help in anyway he could, and if necessary even throwi out a few of those executive orders that he enjoy's using so much. Sounds about right doesn't it? :banghead:


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^If your question wasn't rhetorical, then yes. It does sound about right.
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