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Re: How will YOU survive global warming?
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2012, 10:02:55 PM »
Speaking of that, looks like no rain. TS Ernesto is heading into Mexico.
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Re: How will YOU survive global warming?
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2012, 11:42:49 PM »
Survive global warming? What about causing it! Hell, I'm doing my best to get my carbon footprint is as big as Shaq's Nikes. Suck it, DUmmies.







By the way, the cause of global warming is a big yellowish orange thermonuclear plasma ball a million miles in diameter very far away from us... can't have big daddy government tax that to death.... or can they?
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Re: How will YOU survive global warming?
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2012, 01:10:51 AM »
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Re: How will YOU survive global warming?
« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2012, 02:06:22 AM »
Quote from: Atomic Lib Smasher on August 06, 2012, 11:42:49 PM
Survive global warming? What about causing it! Hell, I'm doing my best to get my carbon footprint is as big as Shaq's Nikes. Suck it, DUmmies.







By the way, the cause of global warming is a big yellowish orange thermonuclear plasma ball a million miles in diameter very far away from us... can't have big daddy government tax that to death.... or can they?

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Re: How will YOU survive global warming?
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2012, 05:24:58 AM »
Quote from: BEG on August 06, 2012, 06:18:35 PM
My grandparents and my grandma's whole family moved to CA to look for work because of the drought in the 1930's (from Iowa). They had a farm yet left it because it was that bad. Was it global warming then?
I don't know what year it was, but things got so bad in Kansas that my great-grandparents loaded up their children and tractor and moved to Colorado for a few years.  I wonder what was causing global climate change way back then???   :???:

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Re: How will YOU survive global warming?
« Reply #30 on: August 07, 2012, 05:29:29 AM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on August 07, 2012, 05:24:58 AM
I don't know what year it was, but things got so bad in Kansas that my great-grandparents loaded up their children and tractor and moved to Colorado for a few years.  I wonder what was causing global climate change way back then???   :???:

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I'm sure the DUmmies would say it was caused by Bush and/or Rove and the VRWC Time Machine.
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Re: How will YOU survive global warming?
« Reply #31 on: August 07, 2012, 05:48:43 AM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on August 07, 2012, 05:29:29 AM
I'm sure the DUmmies would say it was caused by Bush and/or Rove and the VRWC Time Machine.
I'd love to hear their explanation for all the droughts recorded in the Bible.   :rofl:
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Re: How will YOU survive global warming?
« Reply #32 on: August 07, 2012, 10:45:13 AM »
Quote from: BEG on August 06, 2012, 06:18:35 PM
My grandparents and my grandma's whole family moved to CA to look for work because of the drought in the 1930's (from Iowa). They had a farm yet left it because it was that bad. Was it global warming then?


This reminds me of a book I have, California Disasters, or some such title. In it is an account of a 2 year drought that was so bad the rivers did actually dry up. Cattle ranches lost all of their herds, etc, etc..


In the late 1800's.
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Re: How will YOU survive global warming?
« Reply #33 on: August 07, 2012, 11:11:54 AM »
Buy up some property at the north pole and then sell them as tropical paradises to those DUmmie saps over there in a few years.
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Re: How will YOU survive global warming?
« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2012, 11:16:34 AM »
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How will YOU survive global warming?

Bonfire parties with the Tapakeg tribe.
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Re: How will YOU survive global warming?
« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2012, 04:36:10 PM »
I'm pretty sure that if any of this were true the DUchebag survivors would be right around 5-6. That would be a great gene pool cleansing and the overall human average IQ rate would have a significant uptick. .
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Re: How will YOU survive global warming?
« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2012, 04:45:42 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on August 07, 2012, 11:16:34 AM
Bonfire parties with the Tapakeg tribe.

For me, at those parties, staying sober will have its' advantages with the drunk hot chicks! :naughty: :hyper: :whistling: :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: How will YOU survive global warming?
« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2012, 10:01:01 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on August 07, 2012, 11:16:34 AM
Bonfire parties with the Tapakeg tribe.

Let me know when and where, I'll bring some old tires for the bonfire.   :naughty:

I got a bunch of them.   :-)
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Re: How will YOU survive global warming?
« Reply #38 on: August 08, 2012, 10:12:07 AM »
I bet the one's that survive have guns at home.   :-)
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Re: How will YOU survive global warming?
« Reply #39 on: August 08, 2012, 04:08:14 PM »
What will I do to survive globull warming dummy? I will crank up the AC and wait for the next ice age... which was supposed to happen in the late 70's.... and 50's... and 20's... so I'm figuring it will come up again in a few years.
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Re: How will YOU survive global warming?
« Reply #40 on: August 08, 2012, 04:28:51 PM »
I will use one of the progressive messiah's own concepts.

"One man with a gun can control 100 without one."
Vladimir Lenin

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