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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« on: August 06, 2012, 12:05:24 AM »
This guy has issues, he should fit right in.

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Today and yesterday I tried mowing neighbors yards for free.
Why because they needed help. I am not a nice guy, so please do not think any different. I am evil, yes evil but I am trying to change.
For the last five years I have been a recluse and because of DU, I am slowly shedding this skin. I have been so angry for the last 5 years that I stayed in my dwelling and rarely go outside, this angry is not politically related. No reason to live, stagnant. Yeah pathetic. So helping someone that I did not like could spark my reason to live another day.
It did not go well yesterday even though I swallowed some of my pride. Not an easy task for a belligerent fool such as me. I am 52 years old college educated minimum wage idiot. But my whole life I have hated the mindset of conservatives. Well I thought I knew the neighbor to be teabilly, but he is really liberatian. Quote; If after making sure I cover my family with all the essentials, if I have any money left over I will help only friends. Not strangers, not another neighbors, not another countrypersons, just his family and friends. He is against minimum wage, any tax, unions, share the wealth, and many other non-selfish practices. It pissed me off and I went off, but shortly I realized I am talking to a brick wall. I stopped. His yard has not be mowed for a month because he was on vacation. Tall as the day is long. I finished helping him and we talked about Peru and Subarus. He thank me and filled my gas tank in the mower. I went home feeling I wronged him. Maybe I was a little headstrong and verbal. I cursed my tongue.
Today a different story. My neighbor behind me has a pool and it noisy motor until this year premeated my house. Many times I cursed his hide This year the pool pump is a little quieter. I ask him why and he is as puzzled as I was. Well I saw two weeks ago that he was struggling mowing his yard but when I noticed this he was nearly finished. But today I saw him and I raced to the lawn mower and ran to help. It turned out to be a three hour adventure in salesmanship, his. Kind and grandfatherly. After offering to mow for free and his acceptance, we finished and talked for hours. He is 68 and from asheville nc, and wishes to retire but can't. Yeah you know why, conjobs and their hate for the average joe and not creating real jobs bill or shore up SS.. None of my neighbors are aware of the what democratic party has done for them and I am not surprised here in the south, even I thought both were bad not too long ago. He works at a hospital along with his wife to make ends meet. We have one thing in common, military service, his during vietnam and my in the mid 80's. He was mp and I was 19 kilo(m-1 abrams tank, a DAT(dumbass tanker)). His wife is suffering from fibermyalgia same as my girlfriend(american indian and scottish or irish blood suffer more than any other group; both are indians). Anyway he paid me 20 dollars, I protested but he did not accept my say. To avoid awkwardness I gave in. Both neighbors paid me for work I offered free.
What did I learn. I do not know, but I had a smile on my face as I pushed the mower home. God bless the world!

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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2012, 12:35:12 AM »
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Today and yesterday I tried mowing neighbors yards for free.
Why because they needed help. I am not a nice guy, so please do not think any different. I am evil, yes evil but I am trying to change.
For the last five years I have been a recluse and because of DU, I am slowly shedding this skin. I have been so angry for the last 5 years that I stayed in my dwelling and rarely go outside, this angry is not politically related. No reason to live, stagnant. Yeah pathetic. So helping someone that I did not like could spark my reason to live another day.
It did not go well yesterday even though I swallowed some of my pride. Not an easy task for a belligerent fool such as me. I am 52 years old college educated minimum wage idiot. But my whole life I have hated the mindset of conservatives. Well I thought I knew the neighbor to be teabilly, but he is really liberatian. Quote; If after making sure I cover my family with all the essentials, if I have any money left over I will help only friends. Not strangers, not another neighbors, not another countrypersons, just his family and friends. He is against minimum wage, any tax, unions, share the wealth, and many other non-selfish practices. It pissed me off and I went off, but shortly I realized I am talking to a brick wall. I stopped. His yard has not be mowed for a month because he was on vacation. Tall as the day is long. I finished helping him and we talked about Peru and Subarus. He thank me and filled my gas tank in the mower. I went home feeling I wronged him. Maybe I was a little headstrong and verbal. I cursed my tongue.
Today a different story. My neighbor behind me has a pool and it noisy motor until this year PERMEATED my house. Many times I cursed his hide This year the pool pump is a little quieter. I ask him why and he is as puzzled as I was. Well I saw two weeks ago that he was struggling mowing his yard but when I noticed this he was nearly finished. But today I saw him and I raced to the lawn mower and ran to help. It turned out to be a three hour adventure in salesmanship, his. Kind and grandfatherly. After offering to mow for free and his acceptance, we finished and talked for hours. He is 68 and from asheville nc, and wishes to retire but can't. Yeah you know why, conjobs and their hate for the average joe and not creating real jobs bill or shore up SS.. None of my neighbors are aware of the what democratic party has done for them and I am not surprised here in the south, even I thought both were bad not too long ago. He works at a hospital along with his wife to make ends meet. We have one thing in common, military service, his during vietnam and my in the mid 80's. He was mp and I was 19 kilo(m-1 abrams tank, a DAT(dumbass tanker)). His wife is suffering from fibermyalgia same as my girlfriend(american indian and scottish or irish blood suffer more than any other group; both are indians). Anyway he paid me 20 dollars, I protested but he did not accept my say. To avoid awkwardness I gave in. Both neighbors paid me for work I offered free.
What did I learn. I do not know, but I had a smile on my face as I pushed the mower home. God bless the world!

It is 'PERMEATED', you retarded Douchebag! Other than that, I think he is a mole.
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2012, 01:37:16 AM »
That was...stunning.

I am stuned to the very core of my beeber.

I must remain clam.

This is hugh, and series.
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2012, 01:52:13 AM »
Did you guys actually read all that? I gave up about half way through the third paragraph.
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2012, 04:50:57 AM »
Could someone tell what the point was to this entire OP?   :mental:  :banghead:  :hammer:
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2012, 05:23:53 AM »
Quote from: kraven on August 06, 2012, 01:52:13 AM
Did you guys actually read all that? I gave up about half way through the third paragraph.

It started with it not going well, and ended with smile on his face and him praising God. 

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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2012, 05:53:30 AM »
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19. You are right about that charity is not a christian monoploy. It is the human thing to do.

Ghandi, many American Indians chiefs and even Karl Marx has shown me that.

Either mole, or nadin's brother.  :rotf:
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2012, 06:37:11 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on August 06, 2012, 04:50:57 AM
Could someone tell what the point was to this entire OP?   :mental:  :banghead:  :hammer:

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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2012, 07:06:06 AM »
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Quote; If after making sure I cover my family with all the essentials, if I have any money left over I will help only friends. Not strangers, not another neighbors, not another countrypersons, just his family and friends.

I'm trying to figure out what is so evil about this?  :???: :whatever:

So you are only benevolent if you are a walking open wallet to anyone who wants to dip in for whatever reason eh?


*** side note *** why do dummies assume a person of nearly 70 is not able to retire because of conservative RIGHT NOW, here today. I'm sure there are no other life stories in there that hindered this man's retirement right? And I'm not even saying things he created, but misfortunes and bumps we all have along the way that hold us back...it's gotta be....TEABAGGERS!!! And if we are discussing contributors in this moment right now, let's not mention the dismal economy under Obama that could be hindering this gentleman from maximizing his retirement savings so he could oh I don't know, actually retire by now?  :mental: What a bunch of misguided, lost retards they are. :thatsright:
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2012, 08:01:39 AM »
Quote from: kraven on August 06, 2012, 01:52:13 AM
Did you guys actually read all that? I gave up about half way through the third paragraph.

It was compelling; one had to read it all.
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2012, 08:02:06 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on August 06, 2012, 04:50:57 AM
Could someone tell what the point was to this entire OP?   :mental:  :banghead:  :hammer:

No, I don't think anybody knows.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2012, 08:03:03 AM »
Quote from: kraven on August 06, 2012, 01:52:13 AM
Did you guys actually read all that? I gave up about half way through the third paragraph.

Yes, I read the whole thing. Now I want the time I read it back.
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2012, 09:25:51 AM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on August 06, 2012, 08:03:03 AM
Yes, I read the whole thing. Now I want the time I read it back.

I read it all too....I'll settle for beer and travel money....and I don't even drink.
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2012, 09:29:39 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 06, 2012, 09:25:51 AM
I read it all too....I'll settle for beer and travel money....and I don't even drink.

Settle?  Oh hell no.  I am OWED beer and travel money for reading that. 
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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2012, 11:33:59 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on August 06, 2012, 09:29:39 AM
Settle?  Oh hell no.  I am OWED beer and travel money for reading that. 

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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2012, 11:37:18 AM »
I only read the first few lines. Any more of it and I would have felt like those people on the movie "Airplane " everytime Ted Stryker started talking about his war stories.

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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2012, 12:57:18 PM »
It's good to see our old friend, the tombstoned DUmmy Random Thoughts, back at the DUmp.
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2012, 02:57:05 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on August 06, 2012, 09:29:39 AM
Settle?  Oh hell no.  I am OWED beer and travel money for reading that. 
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« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2012, 03:21:09 PM »
Quote from: dane on August 06, 2012, 02:57:05 PM
And many experiences.

Exactamundo!   :cheersmate:

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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2012, 03:26:03 PM »
That moonbat makes it a real shame that Dr. Kervorkian is out of business.
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2012, 03:40:39 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 06, 2012, 09:25:51 AM
I read it all too....I'll settle for beer and travel money....and I don't even drink.


Quote from: IassaFTots on August 06, 2012, 09:29:39 AM
Settle?  Oh hell no.  I am OWED beer and travel money for reading that. 

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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2012, 03:59:00 PM »
Someone is impersonating our very own DAT. And, when anyone asks WTF (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot), followed by, over, the appropriate response is WTF, out.
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« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2012, 07:04:16 PM »
Quote from: Doc Savage on August 06, 2012, 06:37:11 AM
If you need your yard mowed for free, call him

I'll mow my own yard, but he can use the weed eater.
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« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2012, 08:53:55 PM »
Quote from: kraven on August 06, 2012, 01:52:13 AM
Did you guys actually read all that? I gave up about half way through the third paragraph.

I stopped when he admitted he was a 52 year old loser.
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2012, 09:25:37 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on August 06, 2012, 04:50:57 AM
Could someone tell what the point was to this entire OP?   :mental:  :banghead:  :hammer:
I think he is a recovering agoraphobic. Back when my sister was an angry liberal at age 17, she "developed" agoraphobia.  See, in my family, us children were required to work, and she had an adversion to work, so she became a liberal. Her liberal friends embraced her over her "hardship". She is 57 now, and never worked a day after age 17. She did shed her liberal fiscal views after actually marrying a man who works and pays taxes, but the anger remains.  If it is not bad news worthy of outrage, it is not worthy of discussion. This guy reminds me of her a lot. 
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