It yellowstone erupted, you retarded douchebag, it wouldn't matter where you are, or where they wind is blowing; pretty much everything on the earth would be gone. Yellowstone is the largest volcano in the world. It is said that the last time it erupted, it literally shook the earth off its axis.
I saw that on some geography show a few years back. If I understood what they were saying is that it isn't just one really big mega volcano, but a number of them, all large, that could erupt, maybe at the same time, maybe not. Scary shit to be honest about it. But there ain't nothing I or anyone else can do about it so I don't worry about it.
If it does happen, I think I'll get me a fifth of Jack Daniels, sit on the front porch and get drunk, and watch it all go down. Then I will kiss my ass goodbye.