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Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 22, 2008, 09:39:11 PMOh my, how could I stay away when there are so many poetic talents on display? I apologize for my rude departure. I will say that it wasn't a minor event that pushed me to delete my account, but in life's grand scheme, it certainly isn't anything to dwell over. You may credit (or blame) BEG for talking sense into me and slapping me around a bit .... the latter being most enjoyable to Schade.Speaking of which, I have a clean bitch slap meter, so let's get to business and start spanking. :assspank:I have been honored to be the first to give you a spanking,
Oh my, how could I stay away when there are so many poetic talents on display? I apologize for my rude departure. I will say that it wasn't a minor event that pushed me to delete my account, but in life's grand scheme, it certainly isn't anything to dwell over. You may credit (or blame) BEG for talking sense into me and slapping me around a bit .... the latter being most enjoyable to Schade.Speaking of which, I have a clean bitch slap meter, so let's get to business and start spanking. :assspank:
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 22, 2008, 09:39:11 PMOh my, how could I stay away when there are so many poetic talents on display? I apologize for my rude departure. I will say that it wasn't a minor event that pushed me to delete my account, but in life's grand scheme, it certainly isn't anything to dwell over. You may credit (or blame) BEG for talking sense into me and slapping me around a bit .... the latter being most enjoyable to Schade.Speaking of which, I have a clean bitch slap meter, so let's get to business and start spanking. :assspank:Sooooo, how many posts did you have? I want to restore'em.
Well, hell. I was getting into the melancholy stuff. I even found the lyrics to "Ben" and changed it to "Schade". All for nothing.
Welcome back, ma'am.
There's a reason why patriotism is considered a conservative value. Watch a Tea Party rally and you'll see people proudly raising the American flag and showing pride in U.S. heroes such as Thomas Jefferson. Watch an OWS rally and you'll see people burning the American flag while showing pride in communist heroes such as Che Guevera. --Bob, from some news site
If you don't find an avatar, I'm going to add one for you of a woman riding a midget. Your call.
Bout dang time woman!! We were breaking into the Chablis (Ernest and Julio Gallo no less) and contemplating a shade-less existence whilst playing Twister on the shag carpet in the basement. I think Spin the Bottle is up next.
See what you drove me to? Somebody has to watch these folks. I told them I would hold the jug of Gallo wine all night if I had to!
Welcome back.......
I gotta get better handcuffs.The chicks keep escaping from my basement.
Quote from: RobJohnson on May 22, 2008, 11:13:56 PMWelcome back....... Shucks, if I knew I would get this much attention, Ida tried it a long time ago.
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 22, 2008, 11:18:34 PMQuote from: RobJohnson on May 22, 2008, 11:13:56 PMWelcome back....... Shucks, if I knew I would get this much attention, Ida tried it a long time ago. I'm sure it will become a once-a-week thing. You'll have more exits than the Majestic Theater.
Oh my, how could I stay away when there are so many poetic talents on display? I apologize for my rude departure. I will say that it wasn't a minor event that pushed me to delete my account, but in life's grand scheme, it certainly isn't anything to dwell over. You may credit (or blame) BEG for talking sense into me and slapping me around a bit .... the latter being most enjoyable to Schade.Speaking of which, I have a clean bitch slap meter, so let's get to business and start spanking. :asspank:
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 22, 2008, 11:21:02 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on May 22, 2008, 11:18:34 PMQuote from: RobJohnson on May 22, 2008, 11:13:56 PMWelcome back....... Shucks, if I knew I would get this much attention, Ida tried it a long time ago. I'm sure it will become a once-a-week thing. You'll have more exits than the Majestic Theater. Oh please, so says the man with comely stocking foot.