And bats made of rain forest hardwood.
And punji sticks tipped with the talons of spotted owls. They will not be able to see them because we have burned thousands of tires to obscure their view.
worked their butts off to get through college
Dear DUmmies,
I've seen what qualifies as "working your butt off", and in a lot (not all, but a lot) of cases, that's pure unadulterated bullshit. I mean, keggers and date rape can put a hell of a dent in one's class schedule, maybe even to the point of needing that seventh year to finish up your BA in Comparative Navel Gazing, but out in the real world we're a bit more, ah, demanding when it comes to actual production, ya know?