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Harper Gruzins 'Worst National Anthem Ever' at MLS game
« on: July 30, 2012, 03:30:56 PM »
Harper Gruzins 'Worst National Anthem Ever' at MLS game

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWnP4li8pZI[/youtube]

Is it the worst anthem ever?
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Re: Harper Gruzins 'Worst National Anthem Ever' at MLS game
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2012, 03:31:55 PM »
This is a joke, right?  That was awful.
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Re: Harper Gruzins 'Worst National Anthem Ever' at MLS game
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2012, 03:50:28 PM »
I made it through 50 seconds.  I don't like it when people try to 'redo' the national anthem.

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Re: Harper Gruzins 'Worst National Anthem Ever' at MLS game
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2012, 04:14:49 PM »
No one can beat Roseanne for that infamy.
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Re: Harper Gruzins 'Worst National Anthem Ever' at MLS game
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2012, 04:16:57 PM »
Yikes.

I got to "dawn's early liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht."
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Re: Harper Gruzins 'Worst National Anthem Ever' at MLS game
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2012, 05:34:57 PM »
The guy at 1:44 in the light blue shirt has this "WTF?" look on his face....priceless.

This girl was pretty bad.

No Roseanne bad, but I think part of it was nerves. Screechy in most of it and flat.
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Re: Harper Gruzins 'Worst National Anthem Ever' at MLS game
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2012, 05:49:47 PM »
I made it through 50 seconds.  I don't like it when people try to 'redo' the national anthem.

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Same here. 10 seconds was all I could handle.

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Re: Harper Gruzins 'Worst National Anthem Ever' at MLS game
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2012, 05:59:56 PM »
It was bad, but she's only 11. And it was only a soccer game...
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Re: Harper Gruzins 'Worst National Anthem Ever' at MLS game
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2012, 06:21:00 PM »
I made it through 50 seconds.  I don't like it when people try to 'redo' the national anthem.

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I made it though 47 secs....she like totally destroyed that song..
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« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2012, 07:02:45 PM »
I don't have a problem with bad singing. I mean it's not pleasant but I appreciate the sentiment. I don't like it when they try to do their own arrangement. I noticed they made it a point to announce her as a 'song' writer. I can only assume this is her arrangement.

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Re: Harper Gruzins 'Worst National Anthem Ever' at MLS game
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2012, 07:18:41 PM »
I don't have a problem with bad singing. I mean it's not pleasant but I appreciate the sentiment. I don't like it when they try to do their own arrangement. I noticed they made it a point to announce her as a 'song' writer. I can only assume this is her arrangement.

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Re: Harper Gruzins 'Worst National Anthem Ever' at MLS game
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2012, 07:21:13 PM »
I don't have a problem with bad singing. I mean it's not pleasant but I appreciate the sentiment. I don't like it when they try to do their own arrangement. I noticed they made it a point to announce her as a 'song' writer. I can only assume this is her arrangement.

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I listened to it again.. I think she was trying to imitate Whitney Houston, with the long drawn out notes...
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Re: Harper Gruzins 'Worst National Anthem Ever' at MLS game
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2012, 08:36:13 AM »
I really don't blame her, I blame the hack stage parents for putting her up to this.

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Re: Harper Gruzins 'Worst National Anthem Ever' at MLS game
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2012, 09:02:42 AM »
They had this story on the schnidt show yesterday.  Her excuse was the bull horns blowing. :lmao:






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« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2012, 09:06:54 AM »
ok I just watchd and that was flucking horrible. :rant:






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