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Offline Splashdown

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Warning Signs for Songs
« on: July 28, 2012, 11:04:59 AM »
I'm trying to start a twitter hashtag....

Here's some of what I've put so far:

Stairway to Heaven: Please Hold Handrail
Walking on Sunshine: Please Keep off Grass
Don't Look Back: Objects in Mirror May be Closer Than They Appear.

Come up with a few!

#WarningSignsForSongs
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Let nothing frighten you. 
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Re: Warning Signs for Songs
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2012, 11:28:04 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on July 28, 2012, 11:04:59 AM
I'm trying to start a twitter hashtag....

Here's some of what I've put so far:

Stairway to Heaven: Please Hold Handrail
Walking on Sunshine: Please Keep off Grass
Don't Look Back: Objects in Mirror May be Closer Than They Appear.

Come up with a few!

#WarningSignsForSongs

Bad to the Bone: Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
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Re: Warning Signs for Songs
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2012, 01:17:54 PM »
Rock You Like a Hurricane: Please fasten your Seat Belts.
Smoking in the boys Room: Quitting Smoking Now greatly Greatly reduces Serious Risks To Your Health.
Hair of the Dog: To Hell with the Dog, Beware of the Owner.
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It is said that branches draw their life from the vine. Each is separate yet all are one as they share one life giving stem . The Bible tells us we are called to a similar union in life, our lives with the life of God. We are incorporated into him; made sharers in his life. Apart from this union we can do nothing.

Offline Jasonw560

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Re: Warning Signs for Songs
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2012, 01:46:38 PM »
Paint it Black: Paint may contain lead.
Cat Scratch Fever: Please refrain from feeding animals by hand.
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Re: Warning Signs for Songs
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2012, 02:07:03 PM »
Can't Hurry Love:  Please Form One Line
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Re: Warning Signs for Songs
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2012, 02:08:45 PM »
Sledgehammer: Use safety glasses
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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
-Aristotle

"Metaphors needn't be explained to educated people"-Ted
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"Life ain't fair. Get over it or wear a helmet" -diesel driver

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Re: Warning Signs for Songs
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2012, 07:03:42 PM »
Looking for love in all the wrong places.  Turn her over.    :lmao:
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