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My INALIENABLE Rights TRUMP Your SECOND Amendment Rights.
« on: July 27, 2012, 10:29:43 AM »
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My INALIENABLE Rights TRUMP Your SECOND Amendment Rights.

My rights to LIFE, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness trump your right to own machine guns, assault weapons, and anything that looks like something that could kill half a dozen people from a distance.

I don't know the names or technical specifications or whatever the heck else matters when it comes to the different types of stuff out there, but I. Am. Done. Arguing.

If you want to keep YOUR TOYS, then YOU had better figure out how to make sure the next crackpot off his meds isn't going to shoot up my kid's school, a movie theater, a local fast food restaurant, the street outside his drug buddy's house where my kid is playing jump rope - you name it.

I. Am. Done.

You want to keep them because they really aren't that big of a deal, and you promise you will take care of them, and you will clean up after any mess they make, and because you just LOVE THEM EVER SO MUCH?

Then YOU figure out a way to make sure everyone else stays SAFE.

If YOU, the person who wants this crap sold to "anyone who wants to join your hobby group" can't find a way to STOP YOUR FELLOW HOBBYISTS FROM KILLING PEOPLE, so help me I will do it for you.

And you won't like my solution. I promise.

Are we clear?

I asked, ARE WE CLEAR?

With great power comes great responsibility; you've been lying down with killer dogs and now you and all of your fellow hobbyist are under suspicion of fleas.

It is not MY responsibility to clean up after YOUR mess; if you want to keep playing, you'd better take care of the problem and I mean NOW.

Now go to your room and think about what you've done. And don't come out until you have some better answers than "because I want to" and "daddy said I could back in the olden days!"

Mommy's putting her foot down.

I. Am. Done.


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Re: My INALIENABLE Rights TRUMP Your SECOND Amendment Rights.
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2012, 10:31:48 AM »
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My INALIENABLE Rights TRUMP Your SECOND Amendment Rights.

No they don't. You're an idiot.  :mental:
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Re: My INALIENABLE Rights TRUMP Your SECOND Amendment Rights.
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2012, 10:38:25 AM »
Hey, stupid primitive, without my 2nd Amendment rights, you don't have any 'inalienable rights.'  So, STFU.
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Re: My INALIENABLE Rights TRUMP Your SECOND Amendment Rights.
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2012, 10:39:38 AM »
Someone PLEASE get IdaBriggs a Pamprin (or a Scooby Snack)!

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Re: My INALIENABLE Rights TRUMP Your SECOND Amendment Rights.
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2012, 10:40:51 AM »
Oh.

It's the IdiotBriggs primitive.

I haven't seen her for a while.
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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2012, 10:43:05 AM »
Lighten up Francis.

Does the fact that 99% of all gun violence happens in gun free zones or cities with the most draconian gun laws?

Don't let the facts get in way of your ideology.
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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2012, 10:45:56 AM »
Lighten up Francis.

Does the fact that 99% of all gun violence happens in gun free zones or cities with the most draconian gun laws?

Don't let the facts get in way of your ideology.

The IdiotBriggs primitive is trampling on franksolich's INALIENABLE right to the pursuit of happiness, simply by being a primitive.  One wonders how that could be remedied.  A lobotomy, perhaps.

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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2012, 10:46:02 AM »
Worst this the idabriggs idiot will do is talk you to death.

I forget what board it was on but several years ago somehow I got her email address and wrote her about something stupid she said, which could have been anything she said.  She wrote back some 10,000 word rant that went in all sorts of directions off the topic.  I wrote back what was maybe a 30 word rebuttal, and she wrote back with another 10,000 word screetch.

That was enough.  She's a loon.

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« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2012, 10:50:22 AM »
My 2nd amendmeny rights ENSURE your rights to life. liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness, you hoplophobic shrew.

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« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2012, 10:52:25 AM »
Worst this the idabriggs idiot will do is talk you to death.

I forget what board it was on but several years ago somehow I got her email address and wrote her about something stupid she said, which could have been anything she said.  She wrote back some 10,000 word rant that went in all sorts of directions off the topic.  I wrote back what was maybe a 30 word rebuttal, and she wrote back with another 10,000 word screetch.

That was enough.  She's a loon.

The IdiotBriggs primitive was the one who went on a tour of Egypt (paid for by someone else), and came back to Skins's island announcing that women have more rights in Egypt than they do here in the United States.

That was about the time the Scamdal was getting underway; maybe April or May 2005.

The IdiotBriggs primitive, who lives in Michigan, is one of those greedy landlords.  She had a tenant who was late on paying the rent, and she kicked her out.

That was maybe a couple of years later.

LibraryLady over at our old home during the earlier part of this century used to feel sorry for the IdiotBriggs primitive, because apparently she was always having miscarriages, until near the end, when she had twins.  It used to drive me nuts, when LibraryLady would get all teary-eyed about it.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: My INALIENABLE Rights TRUMP Your SECOND Amendment Rights.
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2012, 11:08:20 AM »
It doesn't sound as if anybody is violating her right to life.

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« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2012, 11:15:53 AM »
Worst this the idabriggs idiot will do is talk you to death.

I forget what board it was on but several years ago somehow I got her email address and wrote her about something stupid she said, which could have been anything she said.  She wrote back some 10,000 word rant that went in all sorts of directions off the topic.  I wrote back what was maybe a 30 word rebuttal, and she wrote back with another 10,000 word screetch.

That was enough.  She's a loon.

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Re: My INALIENABLE Rights TRUMP Your SECOND Amendment Rights.
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2012, 11:19:19 AM »
They're so cute when they're stamping their feet in impotent rage, aren't they?

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My INALIENABLE Rights TRUMP Your SECOND Amendment Rights.

My rights to LIFE, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness trump your right to own machine guns, assault weapons, and anything that looks like something that could kill half a dozen people from a distance.

I. Am. Done. Arguing.

I. Am. Done.

..so help me I will do it for you.

And you won't like my solution. I promise.

Are we clear?

I asked, ARE WE CLEAR?

...you'd better take care of the problem and I mean NOW.

Now go to your room and think about what you've done. And don't come out until you have some better answers than "because I want to" and "daddy said I could back in the olden days!"

Mommy's putting her foot down.

I. Am. Done.

Tell you what, DUmbass, when you ****ers figure out how to control obama's sons, quit handing them our money to buy their weapons, learn that gun free zones don't apply to criminals, and realize we are tired of being told we have to cower under a table while a monster runs loose in our homes, I might be willing to listen.  (Then again, my "inalienable" right to defend my life and my property pretty much trumps whatever tantrum you might be throwing right now.)

Until then, zip it, you ****ing ****.  You sound like my ex-wife and, like her, I frankly don't give a shit what you want or how you feel.

ETA:  quotation marks around "inalienable"
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« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2012, 11:21:13 AM »
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Life? What 'right' to life has a man who is drowning in the Pacific? The ocean will not hearken to his cries. What 'right' to life has a man who must die to save his children? If he chooses to save his own life, does he do so as a matter of 'right'? If two men are starving and cannibalism is the only alternative to death, which man's right is 'unalienable'? And is it 'right'? As to liberty, the heroes who signed the great document pledged themselves to buy liberty with their lives. Liberty is never unalienable; it must be redeemed regularly with the blood of patriots or it always vanishes. Of all the so-called natural human rights that have ever been invented, liberty is least likely to be cheap and is never free of cost. The third 'right'?—the 'pursuit of happiness'? It is indeed unalienable but it is not a right; it is simply a universal condition which tyrants cannot take away nor patriots restore. Cast me into a dungeon, burn me at the stake, crown me king of kings, I can 'pursue happiness' as long as my brain lives—but neither gods nor saints, wise men nor subtle drugs, can ensure that I will catch it."


Just re-read that section.  Perhaps Ida should read it sometime.

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Re: My INALIENABLE Rights TRUMP Your SECOND Amendment Rights.
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2012, 11:27:00 AM »
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My INALIENABLE Rights TRUMP Your SECOND Amendment Rights.

My rights to LIFE, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness trump your right to own machine guns, assault weapons, and anything that looks like something that could kill half a dozen people from a distance.

You must've learned your Constitutional law from Trip.  The language you're relying on, somewhat misquoted as it is, is from the Declaration of Independence, which is not part of the Constitution and therefore not part of our law.  The Second Amendment is part of the entire Constitution.  NOW who's been trumped, beyotch?
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« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2012, 11:28:31 AM »
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I. Am. Done. Arguing.

I. Am. Done.

..so help me I will do it for you.

And you won't like my solution. I promise.

Are we clear?

I asked, ARE WE CLEAR?

...you'd better take care of the problem and I mean NOW.

Now go to your room and think about what you've done. And don't come out until you have some better answers than "because I want to" and "daddy said I could back in the olden days!"

Mommy's putting her foot down.

I. Am. Done.
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Oh my God, that is the funniest thing I've read all week.  IdaB is about as intimidating as a fart in an elevator and twice as annoying. :lmao:
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« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2012, 11:45:05 AM »
Just a few days ago here, a fellow walked into a place where I used to eat a lot of the time. He was swinging an axe. His intentions were to rob the place and those in it. The owner pulled a gun on him and held him until the cops arrived. Would be robber told the cops, "....but....but....but I needed drugs, man".

When DUmmies get all the illegal drugs gone, all the crazy dopeheads off the street and all the violent criminals in prison then they can come talk to me about putting some limits on my weapons....it ain't going to do them any good but they can come talk to me.
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« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2012, 11:50:12 AM »
Was trying to think of something snarkly and smart aleck, but could only come up with this response.

IdaBriggs    GO F**K yourself.    :bird:
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« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2012, 01:07:00 PM »
You must've learned your Constitutional law from Trip.  The language you're relying on, somewhat misquoted as it is, is from the Declaration of Independence, which is not part of the Constitution and therefore not part of our law.  The Second Amendment is part of the entire Constitution.  NOW who's been trumped, beyotch?

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« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2012, 02:05:42 PM »
Chris, I started laughing too.   :lmao: 

I said, ARE WE CLEAR???  She. Is. Done. 

One of my thoughts was, "My God, imagine being around her in real life!"  Then, USA4ME came close! 

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« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2012, 02:09:52 PM »
She says all Americans have a "right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness." Then she calls guns "TOYS". Don't people's toys make them happy? Give a kid a new toy, that kid will be happy all day. Why is she trying to restrict other people's "right" to the pursuit of happiness by taking away their "toys"?

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« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2012, 03:09:50 PM »
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Someone PLEASE get IdaBriggs a Pamprin (or a Scooby Snack)!

You wanna talk about rights?  The right to life trumps your freedom of choice, so STFU!
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« Reply #22 on: July 27, 2012, 03:21:52 PM »

Oh My:

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106. Yep you're done.

Your "ideas" here are done being considered. Dead. Never to be resurrected as long as our society and laws exist in their current form.

Your strident empty claims of authority are done being given the remotest sliver of influence or import.

Your admitted ignorance of the topic is done having even a back-row seat at any discussion of gun laws or rights.

Your empty "contrast" of rights that no more conflict than the right to liberty and the existence of prisons is done as even the sad tired rhetorical device it is, since the use of a firearm to end your life has always been, and remains, about as illegal as it's possible to be.

Mommy's just stamping her foot and pointlessly screaming a tantrum about millions of other adults who are, thankfully, not her children and never were.

You. ARE. Done.

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172. Guess it's obvious, our kids will never play together.

Glad you're not my mother, glad you're not my kids mother.

Both of my kids have been captains of their schools rifle team (when they were jr-sr's). Both of my kids go shooting with me and their mother.

Keep an eye on your kids and I'll keep an eye on mine.

 

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200. Yawning facepalm...

You're NOT my ****ing Mom. Are we clear?

 

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217. IdaBriggs, "And you won't like my solution. I promise."


Ohh, please share. What is your solution that you think I won't like?

What solution could you have that has the slightest chance of even becoming a bill or getting a sponsor?

You call it a hobby. I call it a civil liberty.


 

Then Ida pens a letter to Obama.  Long, rambling and devoid of paragraphs, or even punctuation.  She provides a handy link to her DU thread.  Think he'll go?   :lmao:
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Re: My INALIENABLE Rights TRUMP Your SECOND Amendment Rights.
« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2012, 03:35:00 PM »
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 My rights to LIFE, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness trump your right to own machine guns, assault weapons, and anything that looks like something that could kill half a dozen people from a distance.
Unborn not so much, right, scrunt?  :loser:
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« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2012, 03:35:38 PM »
Unborn not so much, right, scrunt?  :loser:
Her life.  Not those other lives.
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