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Mother Nature has a rodent up her butt!!
« on: July 26, 2012, 08:46:01 PM »
A rodent, a stick, maybe going thru menopause, who flippin knows. But it is then end of July and I am wearing a fleece jacket at work!! wtf??? :rant:
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Re: Mother Nature has a rodent up her butt!!
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2012, 08:48:32 PM »
Menopause gives men a pause.

You're at work right now?
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Re: Mother Nature has a rodent up her butt!!
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2012, 08:54:00 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on July 26, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
Menopause gives men a pause.

You're at work right now?
no, earlier today... It was freezing......in July!!!When hell freezes over, well it happened dammnit!!
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Re: Mother Nature has a rodent up her butt!!
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2012, 10:33:51 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on July 26, 2012, 08:54:00 PM
no, earlier today... It was freezing......in July!!!When hell freezes over, well it happened dammnit!!

Call Algore ASAP.  Also, check your sea level.
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Re: Mother Nature has a rodent up her butt!!
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2012, 10:43:13 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on July 26, 2012, 10:33:51 PM
Call Algore ASAP.  Also, check your sea level.
yeah Al Gore can kiss my big , fat furry black ass.....
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A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

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Re: Mother Nature has a rodent up her butt!!
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2012, 10:45:29 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on July 26, 2012, 10:43:13 PM
yeah Al Gore can kiss my big , fat furry black ass.....

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Re: Mother Nature has a rodent up her butt!!
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2012, 07:52:59 AM »
It was 100 degrees in NJ again yesterday -- I think summer is still here. After work, I was painting the portion of the fence we had to replace from a month ago when it was destroyed by a t-storm cell that brought an 80 foot oak tree down upon it.  I was soaked in sweat within 15 seconds, I think.  This, so far, has been an especially HOT summer . . . oh Manbearpig, why didn't we listen to you?????   :bawl:  :-)
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Re: Mother Nature has a rodent up her butt!!
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2012, 10:03:10 AM »
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Re: Mother Nature has a rodent up her butt!!
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2012, 10:10:32 AM »
Ah, just wait until winter...



And yeah, I think this one's gonna be cold and snowy.
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Re: Mother Nature has a rodent up her butt!!
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2012, 10:55:56 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on July 27, 2012, 10:10:32 AM
Ah, just wait until winter...



And yeah, I think this one's gonna be cold and snowy.

So do I, Sparky.
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Re: Mother Nature has a rodent up her butt!!
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2012, 07:16:03 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on July 27, 2012, 10:10:32 AM
Ah, just wait until winter...



And yeah, I think this one's gonna be cold and snowy.
Yeah, to make up for last year!!!
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Re: Mother Nature has a rodent up her butt!!
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2012, 09:56:20 AM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on July 26, 2012, 10:43:13 PM
yeah Al Gore can kiss my big , fat furry black ass.....

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Re: Mother Nature has a rodent up her butt!!
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2012, 12:20:13 PM »
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Re: Mother Nature has a rodent up her butt!!
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2012, 06:07:54 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on July 30, 2012, 12:20:13 PM
Uh oh.
Don't worry Tots, my ass is white and smooth( for the most part :-)...)
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Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

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Re: Mother Nature has a rodent up her butt!!
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2012, 08:58:31 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on July 30, 2012, 06:07:54 PM
Don't worry Tots, my ass is white and smooth( for the most part :-)...)

*Whew*
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"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

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Re: Mother Nature has a rodent up her butt!!
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2012, 09:47:00 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on July 30, 2012, 08:58:31 PM
*Whew*
Now I have to behave, unfortunately....no fun!!! :p
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The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money".  Lady Maggie Thatcher

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Re: Mother Nature has a rodent up her butt!!
« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2012, 08:00:30 AM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on July 30, 2012, 09:47:00 PM
Now I have to behave, unfortunately....no fun!!! :p

NO YOU DON'T have to behave, you brought allot of good laughs to us who need a good laugh at this time.

Have you been watching the program on Spike TV called Rat ***Bastards ?????

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Re: Mother Nature has a rodent up her butt!!
« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2012, 08:33:56 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on July 31, 2012, 08:00:30 AM
NO YOU DON'T have to behave, you brought allot of good laughs to us who need a good laugh at this time.

Have you been watching the program on Spike TV called Rat ***Bastards ?????


no, I don't have cable...
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The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money".  Lady Maggie Thatcher

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Re: Mother Nature has a rodent up her butt!!
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2012, 08:36:10 AM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on July 30, 2012, 09:47:00 PM
Now I have to behave, unfortunately....no fun!!! :p

Nah, not necessarily.  Talk about your furry butt all you want.   :-)
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"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

C.S. Lewis

A community may possess all the necessary moral qualifications, in so high a degree, as to be capable of self-government under the most adverse circumstances; while, on the other hand, another may be so sunk in ignorance and vice, as to be incapable of forming a conception of liberty, or of living, even when most favored by circumstances, under any other than an absolute and despotic government.

John C Calhoun, "Disquisition on Government", 1840
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