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Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« on: July 26, 2012, 03:25:23 PM »
I think OS is on Zero's campaign staff -- what a crybaby!

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In his latest fundraising pitch, President Barack Obama writes, "My upcoming birthday next week could be the last one I celebrate as President of the United States, but that's not up to me -- it's up to you."

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/obama-my-upcoming-birthday-next-week-could-be-last-one-i-celebrate-president_649010.html

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Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2012, 03:29:10 PM »
Can I send Obama a birthday card?

Obama,

A $50 dollar donation has been made to Mitt Romney in honor of your birthday.  :-)

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Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2012, 03:30:42 PM »
I think OS is on Zero's campaign staff -- what a crybaby!


Another brilliant political move on ABM's part.  Who the f*** is advising him, Bob Beckel?

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Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2012, 03:32:35 PM »
So now he is trying to get people to give him a birthday present and vote for him? He will be getting the best present in January when he is kicked out of the White House to make way for a real American President.

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Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2012, 03:43:02 PM »
“Sometimes the curses of the godless sound better than the hallelujahs of the pious.”

Martin Luther

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Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2012, 04:20:56 PM »
From your lips to God's ears! :yahoo:

What's the odds that his ego has gotten the best of him and he has hired an assassin to kill himself if not reelected so he will go down in history. Hey, MLK said, " I may not get there with you...." and he didn't get there with them. Hoover had so much on MLK that dying may have been his best alternative.

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Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2012, 04:25:52 PM »
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This July deadline is our most urgent yet, coming after two consecutive months of being significantly outraised by Romney and the Republicans.

And if you pitch in $3 or whatever you can before midnight tonight, you and a guest will be automatically entered to join me at my birthday get-together next month:

https://donate.barackobama.com/My-Birthday

Thanks. Hope I'll see you soon.

- Barack

Is he seriously for real? This man is more than a joke. He is an outright douchebag. Wow.

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Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2012, 04:38:56 PM »
I hope he spends his last penny trying to get reelected....and that him and Moochelle have to leave the Whitehouse in rags. At least then maybe Moochelle will show some fashion sense.
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2012, 04:42:02 PM »
I hope he spends his last penny trying to get reelected....and that him and Moochelle have to leave the Whitehouse in rags. At least then maybe Moochelle will show some fashion sense.

I would like to know who will get stuck with the bill when he loses while still owning all these people millions for advertising on their  tv stations, radio shows, and news papers ...

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Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2012, 04:49:21 PM »
I would like to know who will get stuck with the bill when he loses while still owning all these people millions for advertising on their  tv stations, radio shows, and news papers ...

Michelle will file for divorce from Obama and get half of everything while Obama's campaign is left with the debt.  She will  then go on welfare, because they don't count wealth, only income.

You thought Clinton's double wide trailer Presidential Liebrary is bad, wait until you see Obama's Ghetto Blaster Liebrary.


*I know it's spelled library.

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Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2012, 04:50:05 PM »
I would like to know who will get stuck with the bill when he loses while still owning all these people millions for advertising on their  tv stations, radio shows, and news papers ...

Take a wild ass guess...I'll give you a hint...it starts with TAX and ends with PAYER.

They've been catching all his other bills.
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Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2012, 04:52:32 PM »
I hope he spends his last penny trying to get reelected....and that him and Moochelle have to leave the Whitehouse in rags. At least then maybe Moochelle will show some fashion sense.

Nothing wrong with burlap.
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Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2012, 04:53:12 PM »
Michelle will file for divorce from Obama and get half of everything while Obama's campaign is left with the debt.  She will  then go on welfare, because they don't count wealth, only income.

You thought Clinton's double wide trailer Presidential Liebrary is bad, wait until you see Obama's Ghetto Blaster Liebrary.


*I know it's spelled library.



Hey, Obama lies and donkeys bray.....Soooo...liebrary
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2012, 05:02:23 PM »
Michelle will file for divorce from Obama and get half of everything while Obama's campaign is left with the debt.  She will  then go on welfare, because they don't count wealth, only income.

You thought Clinton's double wide trailer Presidential Liebrary is bad, wait until you see Obama's Ghetto Blaster Liebrary.


*I know it's spelled library.

I can see that happening. Mooch-elle still has the papers drawn up. All she has to do is sign them.


Take a wild ass guess...I'll give you a hint...it starts with TAX and ends with PAYER.

They've been catching all his other bills.

I figured. Sheesh, the man is such a waste.

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Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2012, 05:23:23 PM »
Michelle will file for divorce from Obama and get half of everything while Obama's campaign is left with the debt.  She will  then go on welfare, because they don't count wealth, only income.

You thought Clinton's double wide trailer Presidential Liebrary is bad, wait until you see Obama's Ghetto Blaster Liebary.


*I know it's spelled library.

Fixed spelling to reflect pronunciation

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Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2012, 08:48:29 AM »
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"My upcoming birthday next week could be the last one I celebrate as President of the United States, but that's not up to me -- it's up to you."


 :bawl: :sosad:


"My birthday."  What grownup attaches such a significance to this day?   "It's my birthday, so send me money.  Otherwise I'm going to be butthurt.  On MY birthday." 

"On the other hand, on YOUR wedding, send me money."

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Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2012, 08:55:13 AM »
You're right--it IS up to me.  And it WILL be the last you celebrate as President, if I have my way.

November can't get here fast enough.
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« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2012, 08:57:36 AM »
Probably the only more riduculous requests for money that have NOT come from Owe-bummer, you'd have to go back to Oral Roberts and his, "Send me money or God will call me home" bit.
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Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2012, 09:02:06 AM »
He's gonna be like those old washed-up actors who had a hit show in the 50's and now attends strip mall openings in BFE, stumbling drunk, cutting the ribbon then passing out.
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« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2012, 09:10:33 AM »
He's gonna be like those old washed-up actors who had a hit show in the 50's and now attends strip mall openings in BFE, stumbling drunk, cutting the ribbon then passing out.

Only to be shaken awake by Omaha Steve, who will offer the last $5 of his EBT card and a few mini-tacos for a signed autograph he can put next to his signed photo of German Number Four from that 1966 episode of COMBAT.
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Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2012, 09:24:33 AM »
Fixed spelling to reflect pronunciation

Uh....I think LieBarry is more better.
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Re: Oh, Boo-Frigging-Hoo!!
« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2012, 04:37:37 PM »
I am sure MSNBC will have some sort of big birthday bash for him. Cake, ice cream, a bunch of ra ra ra's, and a three hour special about his life and how brilliant he is.

As a bonus you will see Chris Matthews get a thrill up both his legs...