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Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« on: July 25, 2012, 09:41:11 PM »
Who would be good debate moderators? We know in reality they'll be left-wing hacks. But whom would YOU like to see be moderators?

I'm thinking Penn Jilette would be great. So would Gordon Ramsay from Hell's Kitchen, especially if he could call out BS that he sees. Lee Ermey would be fun. Who else?
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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2012, 09:49:00 PM »
Bob Thompson  (YouTube's Drinking with Bob)
Uncle Ted (no way anyone would get away with anything)
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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2012, 09:52:14 PM »
Dennis Kooksinich and Ron Paul.

We wouldn't learn anything, but it would be entertaining as all get out.
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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2012, 10:48:25 PM »
I'd love to see R. Lee Ermey moderate a debate. It would make his GEICO commercial look like a Saturday morning cartoon. Chuck Norris would be fun to watch as well or Chuck Liddel. Or maybe if we go with a wrestling theme we could have Stonecold Steve Austin or The Rock layeth the smackdown on their candyasses. Sherriff Joe would be another good one.

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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2012, 12:17:43 AM »
Mark Levin and/or Michael Savage. They would spend the time ripping obama apart though.
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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2012, 08:26:20 AM »
Greg Gutfeld
Adam Carolla
Jon Lovitz

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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2012, 08:31:36 AM »
Chuck Norris
Dick Cheney
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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2012, 08:35:28 AM »
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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2012, 08:43:09 AM »
I wish William F. Buckley was still alive.

G. Gordon Liddy would be another good one.
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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2012, 08:57:18 AM »
Donald Rumsfeld
John Bolton
Bibi Netanyahu

(for the foreign policy debate which is the last one)
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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2012, 09:47:53 AM »
Dana Perino, Andrea Tanteros, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Martha MacCallum, Juilet Huddy . . .  :hyper: :naughty: :whistling:

Seriously, though, Brit Hume would be a good one.
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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2012, 10:03:45 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on July 26, 2012, 09:47:53 AM
Seriously, though, Brit Hume would be a good one.


or Brett Baier
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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2012, 11:36:09 AM »
Hulk Hogan!

Mark Levin---Could you imagine?
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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2012, 12:17:47 PM »
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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2012, 12:18:11 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on July 26, 2012, 12:17:47 PM
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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2012, 12:38:04 PM »
Barbara Bush & Chelsea Clinton
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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2012, 01:01:53 PM »
Howard Stern.
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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2012, 01:14:02 PM »
If only Art Linkletter were able to moderate....he could get down on Obama's level.
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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2012, 01:25:53 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 26, 2012, 01:14:02 PM
If only Art Linkletter were able to moderate....he could get down on Obama's level.

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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2012, 01:29:54 PM »
Rick Santelli for the economy and Dick Cheney for foreign affairs and Col West for an all around sock it to them moderator. Those three would be awesome.
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Re: Pick cool Presidential debate moderators
« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2012, 01:43:29 PM »
Wayne Rogers and Condoleezza Rice
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