Dearest DU,
As an almost life long resident of West Virginia, with 99% of my family from Kentucky I would like to give you the following offer. Please take your foot and jamb it into your colon. I can guarantee that at least 95% of my family is much smarter than you, the other 5% could kick the living shit out of you. (Just so you know the smart ones can kick the shit out of you too, it wouldn't be hard at all) That is the way we like it. We are smart enough to know that the Democrats are racist, greedy, liberal, lying sacks of crap. Please do not stop by to visit on your way to one of your other "smart" states. We are sick of scraping your stupid heads off the rocks when you can't drive up and down mountains, we are sick of trying to find you in the woods when your stupid L.L. Bean wearing ass gets lost, we are sick of explaining to your retarded asses that we do NOT handle snakes, eat roadkill, or live in a tar paper shack. Please just stay in your liberal Utopian society and leave us the hell alone.
Hugs and kisses,
Already Free mamacags