Nadin is sure quick to bring up all of her police and shootout experience, and she is even quicker at ignoring any requests for details.
A little over 20 years ago I had a old man talking to me about a local county commissioner. The old man said the commissioner was a pathological liar. He said he told the commissioner once that the only thing that lied more than him was a railroad cross-tie and that was because a cross-tie lied all the time. It always struck me as a strange analogy. I assume he meant that the cross-tie lay beneath the railroad rails constantly.
Regardless, I think if the old man lived to see DU he would see that, strange analogy or not, the cross-tie has some serious competition.