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Offline Freeper

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Two questions for Romney voter
« on: July 19, 2012, 05:21:13 PM »
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Two questions for Romney voter

Ha. I just heard a caller from central Texas on the Hartmann show suggest this which was pretty good.

For somebody that's going to vote for Romney, all you have to do is ask them these 2 questions.
Would Romney have any trouble firing you? and
Would Romney have any trouble sending your job overseas?

He said it leaves them speechless every time.
THom added a 3rd one but I didnt quite catch it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002977296

I would just say, "would 0bama?" then smile as I walk away, knowing they won't get it.

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3. rMoney voters are the same ones that thought the shrub was a good idea.

Think about it.

And 0bama voters are the same one that thought 0bama was a good idea, think about it.

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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2012, 05:24:06 PM »
The things primitives find to be clever...

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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2012, 05:25:01 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on July 19, 2012, 05:21:13 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002977296

I would just say, "would 0bama?" then smile as I walk away, knowing they won't get it.

And 0bama voters are the same one that thought 0bama was a good idea, think about it.



I don't think so.  I try not to be dead weight.
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2012, 05:33:01 PM »
They are almost cute when they think they are clever.

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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2012, 05:43:20 PM »
Obama hasn't operated a business, so couldn't fire anyone, but he sure has thrown a lot of people under the bus.  Obama is also helping to ship  jobs overseas through his trade treaties and tax policies.  In fact, I'd wager that ultimately Obama will be responsible for more jobs leaving the US than most CEOs.
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2012, 05:48:37 PM »
Ask them to show obama's college transcript, and walk away.
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2012, 05:56:28 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on July 19, 2012, 05:48:37 PM
Ask them to show obama's college transcript, and walk away.

Ask them to produce the Fast and Furious documents that Obama claims he didn't know about, yet is claiming executive privilege to keep them secret.
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2012, 05:58:49 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 19, 2012, 05:56:28 PM
Ask them to produce the Fast and Furious documents that Obama claims he didn't know about, yet is claiming executive privilege to keep them secret.

Ask them to disclose obama's donors from chicago.
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2012, 06:03:43 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on July 19, 2012, 05:48:37 PM
Ask them to show obama's college transcript, and walk away.

I have already seen the Democrat's answer to that - (paraphrase) "Obama's grades aren't important-they aren't going to get the nation out of debt and the people working again - however, Romney's financials do matter, because if he is cheating the government**, how can we expect him to lead ?"

**Even though many of Obama's czars have some sort of tax-cheating history...but that doesn't matter.... only Romney does !!1!!

As for the questions --

1) Yes. lettercarriers are already overburdened as is.
2) No. How is someone living in Asia going to get the mail out on my route every day?
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2012, 06:08:57 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on July 19, 2012, 05:58:49 PM
Ask them to disclose obama's donors from chicago Hamas .

FIFY
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2012, 06:17:16 PM »
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Would Romney have any trouble firing you? and
Would Romney have any trouble sending your job overseas?


Probably no more than anyone else would have firing me if I deserved it.  Of course, I come to work clean, sober, and ready to perform whatever tasks I'm assigned.  See how that works?  Do your job, won't get fired.

Again, no more than anyone else, but God help you when the lights go out and I'm sitting on a fat load of cash overseas.

Dear Dummies, a little advice for you.  If someone was to ask me to justify my job, I'd simply pull the breaker to their shop or office, toss it on their desk, and tell them they could install it in a week or so, provided they could find it and everything else I might have played with along the way.  Every time you flick on a light, turn on a TV, start a microwave, fap to hentai pron, ring up a bag of Cheetos at 7-11, you've just justified my job.

Now, could you do the same?
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2012, 08:19:48 PM »
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2012, 08:30:10 PM »
Would Romney have any trouble firing you?:  Yes.  He's not my boss.

Would Romney have any trouble sending your job overseas?:  Yes.  I work for an "evil bank"... not sure how one of the top banks in America could be sent overseas.
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2012, 08:33:06 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on July 19, 2012, 08:30:10 PM
Would Romney have any trouble firing you?:  Yes.  He's not my boss.

Would Romney have any trouble sending your job overseas?:  Yes.  I work for an "evil bank"... not sure how one of the top banks in America could be sent overseas.
Would Romney have any trouble firing you? Yes...I don't work for him.

Wold Romney have any trouble sending your job oversees? Since I work in a hospital...........(do I need to finish?)
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2012, 08:58:16 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on July 19, 2012, 05:21:13 PM
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Two questions for Romney voter

Ha. I just heard a caller from central Texas on the Hartmann show suggest this which was pretty good.

For somebody that's going to vote for Romney, all you have to do is ask them these 2 questions.
Would Romney have any trouble firing you? and
Would Romney have any trouble sending your job overseas?

He said it leaves them speechless every time.
THom added a 3rd one but I didnt quite catch it.

One question for the lurking DUmmies. Answer honestly, now:

Are you better off now than you were 4 years ago?
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2012, 08:59:18 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on July 19, 2012, 08:58:16 PM
One question for the lurking DUmmies. Answer honestly, now:

Are you better off now than you were 4 years ago?

They are learning that one, so a lot of them are saying yes just to try and shut people up.
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2012, 09:09:36 PM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on July 19, 2012, 08:33:06 PM
Would Romney have any trouble firing you? Yes...I don't work for him.

Wold Romney have any trouble sending your job oversees? Since I work in a hospital...........(do I need to finish?)

Would Romney have trouble firing me?  Yes, I have a government job.  I'm also self-employed.
Would Romney have trouble sending my job overseas?  Yes, I work for the Postal Service.  ('nuff sayd)
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2012, 09:53:39 PM »
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He said it leaves them speechless every time.
:lmao:

This is how you they're lying every time. This thread already has an assortment of responses to the two questions, but this guy couldn't find one person capable of answering them? Was he talking to mannequins at Old Navy?
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2012, 10:09:18 PM »
If it leaves them speechless it is only because good and decent people rarely encounter such unbelievable stupidity in real life.

Romney would have a great deal of trouble firing me or sending my job overseas because I do not work for him.

That's the answer.
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2012, 10:34:03 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on July 19, 2012, 05:21:13 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002977296

I would just say, "would 0bama?" then smile as I walk away, knowing they won't get it.

And 0bama voters are the same one that thought 0bama was a good idea, think about it.



Exactly.  These DUllards are waaaay too easy......
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2012, 11:45:02 PM »
Hey....hey....hey I gotta clever question for DUmmies.  Who farted?
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2012, 04:22:18 AM »
Would Romney have trouble firing me?  Yes, because I work for NYS, and the Governor is a Democrat (though he damn near did twice last year).

Would Romney have any trouble sending my job overseas?  Yes.  See #1.
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
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Re: Two questions for Romney voter
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2012, 05:18:18 AM »
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Would Romney have any trouble firing you?


Yes

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Would Romney have any trouble sending your job overseas?

Yes.
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