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Mass. Homeowner finds naked woman cooking in her kitchen
« on: July 18, 2012, 02:44:25 PM »
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TAUNTON, Mass. -- A Massachusetts woman returned home from a night away to find a naked female intruder cooking breakfast in her kitchen, police said.
Katherine Ferguson, 22, allegedly broke into the Taunton, Mass., property with 24-year-old Kyle Timmons, knowing that the home was empty for the night, the Taunton Daily Gazette reported Saturday.
Patrolman Jeffrey Arruda, who responded to the shocked homeowner's emergency call around 10:30am local time Thursday, described seeing a young man running from the building, with an older man "wielding a hammer in hot pursuit."

Arruda drew his service revolver and ordered both to stop. The older man, who said he was a relative of the homeowner, complied, while Timmons ran away, only to be tracked down by officers shortly afterward.
Detective Michael Bonenfant arrived on the scene to find that Ferguson had donned a dress and was in possession of a ring and watch, all of which belonged to the homeowner.

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/massachusetts_homeowner_finds_naked_uFAMt0c05GfFz2oKEwTlEK#ixzz210OyB5qL

Something for Sparky's weekly acidic attack against Massholes.

Sorry, no pics.

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Re: Mass. Homeowner finds naked woman cooking in her kitchen
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2012, 02:45:40 PM »
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Re: Mass. Homeowner finds naked woman cooking in her kitchen
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2012, 04:04:24 PM »
Ah, one of my favorite fantasy's.  Do you suppose she was cooking hashbrowns?  I love hashbrowns.
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Re: Mass. Homeowner finds naked woman cooking in her kitchen
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2012, 04:09:59 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on July 18, 2012, 04:04:24 PM
Ah, one of my favorite fantasy's.  Do you suppose she was cooking hashbrowns?  I love hashbrowns.

Rendering bacon while naked is not recommended.
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Re: Mass. Homeowner finds naked woman cooking in her kitchen
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2012, 04:10:43 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 18, 2012, 04:09:59 PM
Rendering bacon while naked is not recommended.

Yeppers.
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Re: Mass. Homeowner finds naked woman cooking in her kitchen
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2012, 04:38:59 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 18, 2012, 04:09:59 PM
Rendering bacon while naked is not recommended.

Things would definitely be a sizzlin'..... :whistling:
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Re: Mass. Homeowner finds naked woman cooking in her kitchen
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2012, 04:42:31 PM »
Sonds like a hot time.
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Re: Mass. Homeowner finds naked woman cooking in her kitchen
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2012, 05:07:59 PM »
If it had happened around here, she would have probably been cooking meth.
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Re: Mass. Homeowner finds naked woman cooking in her kitchen
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2012, 05:29:23 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 18, 2012, 05:07:59 PM
If it had happened around here, she would have probably been cooking meth.
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Re: Mass. Homeowner finds naked woman cooking in her kitchen
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Re: Mass. Homeowner finds naked woman cooking in her kitchen
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2012, 05:41:42 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on July 18, 2012, 02:45:40 PM
:picsneeded:

This is probably the way it shapes up

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Re: Mass. Homeowner finds naked woman cooking in her kitchen
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2012, 05:45:16 PM »
Sorry PC is not happy today.

Now If I were to come home and find anyone dressed or undressed cooking food in my kitchen, and they cleaned up after the meal------no Problem as long as they made enough for me and it tasted good.

As long as the undressed chiefs kept their private parts out of my soup, darn I hate to get a bowl of soup from a server with a finger or thumb inside the bowl or plate much less a nipple or dick, what the heck.

GEEEZE these massholes do get upset over the smallest things.
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Re: Mass. Homeowner finds naked woman cooking in her kitchen
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2012, 07:18:13 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on July 18, 2012, 04:04:24 PM
Ah, one of my favorite fantasy's.  Do you suppose she was cooking hashbrowns?  I love hashbrowns.

Maybe it was pie.

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Re: Mass. Homeowner finds naked woman cooking in her kitchen
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2012, 07:21:18 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on July 18, 2012, 07:18:13 PM
Maybe it was pie.


Naked 22 yo girl cooking breakfast, not sure I would notice what she was cooking.
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Re: Mass. Homeowner finds naked woman cooking in her kitchen
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Re: Mass. Homeowner finds naked woman cooking in her kitchen
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2012, 09:24:13 PM »
Your Google-Fu is weak, old man...



Nekkid woman and "friend"....

Oxy is some nasty shit, people.  And once again, the people who get naked are rarely the ones you want to see naked.
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Re: Mass. Homeowner finds naked woman cooking in her kitchen
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2012, 09:38:27 PM »
Based on the title of the thread, I thought I might be entering into another bath salts thread.

Pleasantly surprised.
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Re: Mass. Homeowner finds naked woman cooking in her kitchen
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2012, 10:27:24 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on July 18, 2012, 09:24:13 PM
Your Google-Fu is weak, old man...



Nekkid woman and "friend"....

Oxy is some nasty shit, people.  And once again, the people who get naked are rarely the ones you want to see naked.

Well...Thanks so much Sparky.  that pretty much took care of my hashbrown fantasy.
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Re: Mass. Homeowner finds naked woman cooking in her kitchen
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2012, 10:28:27 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on July 18, 2012, 10:27:24 PM
Well...Thanks so much Sparky.  that pretty much took care of my hashbrown fantasy.

It wouldn't have been so bad had he at least tossed in some sauteed onions and bell peppers.
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