I'm Jewish and I'm ogling the shit out of that burger. I'll eat one if I can get my hands on one.
Bad me. 
Funny Mike your remind me of the old duffers in the military back in the early 1960's.
Dad comes home on one of his rare leaves with a brown bag of grocery's. I' m cooking tonight he announces,
Dad did most of the cooking when he was home, Mom was a throw all left overs in a pot and boil them cook.
Tonight we were to have Jewish Chicken, and proceded to empty the bag. Potatoes, carrots, onions and 1 inch thick Pork Chops. That is not chicken I tell him and he gives me the look.
Dad procedes to chop, dice and what ever to the vegetables and tells me and Mom, I live on a ship 6-9 months of the year with over 200 other men. -----He was at that time on the YAGR line, ----- Not much to do but stand watch, sleep, shit, shower and shine. Only way to keep us there was good food. Now on board we had just two Jews and when a meal of pork came up they called it Jewish Chicken. They themselves called it that, anything that was non Kosher soon became know as Jewish Chicken.
Stuck with me all these years, ------An Army or Navy runs on their stomach, God will understand a hungry man.
