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Naked man goes on rampage, bites a chunk out of another man's stomach
« on: July 10, 2012, 03:26:44 PM »
This seems to be yet another 'bath salts' story -- but that isn't the reason I posted it...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002925928

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Naked man goes on rampage, bites a chunk out of another man's stomach

ST. AUGUSTINE, Florida (WTLV) -- Officers with the St. Augustine Police Department were called to a home on Palmetto Avenue a little before 4:30 a.m. Saturday after residents found a naked man on their roof.

When police got to the home, they found 22-year-old Jeremiah Haughee being restrained by two men on the floor. Haughee was naked and in a puddle of urine and broken glass, according to his arrest report.

Two officers handcuffed Haughee, but he was reportedly so combative, one officer had to go back to his patrol car to get a pair of leg shackles.

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The two men tried to restrain Haughee the best they could until officers could get to the home. During the fight, Haughee bit the homeowner in the stomach.

Police said the bite was so severe it will leave the man permanently disfigured. The son received injuries to his elbow. Both the men refused medical treatment.

http://www.wtsp.com/news/article/263216/19/Police-Naked-man-arrested-after-biting-mans-stomach

The reason I posted it is because of an important resume update !

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Re: Naked man goes on rampage, bites a chunk out of another man's stomach
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2012, 03:36:33 PM »
Quote from: miskie on July 10, 2012, 03:26:44 PM
Go!.... Nads !
Go!.... Nads !

GONADS!!!!!  YAY!!!!

Fish meet barrel.  I expected better from you miske.  As to Nads, has the credentials committee certified her expertise in computer science "human bytes"?
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Re: Naked man goes on rampage, bites a chunk out of another man's stomach
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2012, 03:37:00 PM »
Man, what would the DUmp society do without their oracle, Nads? She is such a light of knowledge and superiority.
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Re: Naked man goes on rampage, bites a chunk out of another man's stomach
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2012, 03:40:40 PM »
Phamaceutical expert.
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33. No, you are not being naive,

something is in the water, no pun.

We get naked and biting, but in ten years I only got two. One was loonie as a toon... (yup, straight to psych ward for a hold), and the other was on something... don't remember what.

Listening to EMS scanners these days, and yup, 51-50 comes over the radio every so often, but at least my locals will call and OD and OD... the question would be of what? You can OD on almost anything.

There are several drugs, off the top of my head, that can lead to that behavior, and a couple are very well, prescribed... as in a rare side effect.
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Re: Naked man goes on rampage, bites a chunk out of another man's stomach
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2012, 03:41:16 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on July 10, 2012, 03:36:33 PM
Fish meet barrel.  I expected better from you miske.  As to Nads, has the credentials committee certified her expertise in computer science "human bytes"?

I'm having an 'off day'  :-)
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Re: Naked man goes on rampage, bites a chunk out of another man's stomach
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2012, 03:43:39 PM »
WAIT! SOME ONE BIT NADS AND LIVED? I am shocked. I hope the person who bit her got his/her shots immediately afterwards.
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Re: Naked man goes on rampage, bites a chunk out of another man's stomach
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2012, 03:46:43 PM »
Her posts give me vertigo "We get naked and biting". I thought she was talking about her sex life.
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Re: Naked man goes on rampage, bites a chunk out of another man's stomach
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2012, 04:00:01 PM »
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33. No, you are not being naive,

something is in the water, no pun.

We get naked and biting, but in ten years I only got two. One was loonie as a toon... (yup, straight to psych ward for a hold), and the other was on something... don't remember what.

Listening to EMS scanners these days, and yup, 51-50 comes over the radio every so often, but at least my locals will call and OD and OD... the question would be of what? You can OD on almost anything.

There are several drugs, off the top of my head, that can lead to that behavior, and a couple are very well, prescribed... as in a rare side effect.

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Re: Naked man goes on rampage, bites a chunk out of another man's stomach
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2012, 04:01:43 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on July 10, 2012, 04:00:01 PM
The T-Virus. Damn that Rove and his Umbrella Corporation!

Yeah, but Nads looks nothing like Alice.  (Probably couldn't drop a zombie as well as Alice could, either.)
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Re: Naked man goes on rampage, bites a chunk out of another man's stomach
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2012, 04:02:39 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on July 10, 2012, 03:46:43 PM
Her posts give me vertigo "We get naked and biting". I thought she was talking about her sex life.

Reading native Nads without the Rosetta Stone nearby, or at least a Dick Tracy decoder ring can result in several psychological and physiological effects ranging from feelings of mild intoxication to intense stomach cramping, diarrhea and vomiting. If you develop a fever, or your condition worsens, please contact your physician immediately, as these may be signs of a rare, yet potentially dangerous side-effect.

Do not expose Nads to children under the age of 18, as this is a crime in most states. Do not expose Nads to nuns, police officers, proficient martial artists, armed servicemen, or your spouse's sister, as these actions can result in serious physical injury, leading up to and including death. Check with your doctor to see if using Nads is right for you.  
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Re: Naked man goes on rampage, bites a chunk out of another man's stomach
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2012, 04:04:19 PM »
Quote from: miskie on July 10, 2012, 04:02:39 PM
Reading native Nads without the Rosetta Stone nearby, or at least a Dick Tracy decoder ring can result in several psychological and physiological effects ranging from feelings of mild intoxication to intense stomach cramping, diarrhea and vomiting. If you develop a fever, or your condition worsens, please contact your physician immediately, as these may be signs of a rare, yet potentially dangerous side-effect.

Do not expose Nads to children under the age of 18, as this is a crime in most states. Do not expose Nads to nuns, police officers, proficient martial artists, armed servicemen, or your spouse's sister, as these actions can result in serious physical injury, leading up to and including death. Check with your doctor to see if using Nads is right for you.  

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Re: Naked man goes on rampage, bites a chunk out of another man's stomach
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2012, 07:09:42 PM »
So, Nads gets bit and turns into a bald, plump dwarf? Is it some real-life Phantasm thing?
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Re: Naked man goes on rampage, bites a chunk out of another man's stomach
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2012, 08:33:13 PM »
See this is one good reason to own guns and carry them with you.
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