« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat  (Read 1942 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Ptarmigan

  • Bunny Slayer
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24117
  • Reputation: +1020/-226
  • God Hates Bunnies
Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
« on: July 05, 2012, 11:36:12 PM »
Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/18670718

Ptarmigans are athletic and don't do steroids. Rabbits on the other hand do steroids and caused all the steroid problems in humans. Rabbits push steroids to humans.
Logged
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

Allow enemies their space to hate; they will destroy themselves in the process.
-Lisa Du

Offline ExGeeEye

  • We don't need another
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1570
  • Reputation: +236/-103
  • Spread the work ethic; the wealth will follow.
Re: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2012, 11:48:38 PM »
Rock on, Ptarmigans!

 :rocker:
Logged
My CCW permit was issued in 1791.

Charter Member: Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy
Associate Member: Basket of Deplorables
Charter Member: Listless Vessels

Offline Mike220

  • Proud owner of a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4650
  • Reputation: +310/-122
  • Ron Swanson is my hero
Re: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2012, 12:15:23 AM »
How do they taste?
Logged
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool. - Bender

"jews run the media" -- CreativeChristie
Woohoo! Bow to me peasants -- Me

Offline thundley4

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 40571
  • Reputation: +2224/-127
Re: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2012, 12:05:57 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on July 06, 2012, 12:15:23 AM
How do they taste?

I'm sure that steroid free ptarmigans are much more flavorful than steroid filled rabbits.
Logged

Offline BlueStateSaint

  • Here I come to save the day, because I'm a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32553
  • Reputation: +1560/-191
  • RIP FDNY Lt. Rich Nappi d. 4/16/12
Re: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2012, 01:08:36 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on July 06, 2012, 12:15:23 AM
How do they taste?

Sort of like their more intelligent cousins--chickens! :tongue: :fuelfire:
Logged
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
Chase her even when she's yours.
That's the only way you'll be assured to never lose her.

Offline Bad Dog

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5927
  • Reputation: +314/-313
  • God help me I do love it so
Re: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2012, 01:12:17 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 06, 2012, 12:05:57 PM
I'm sure that steroid free ptarmigans are much more flavorful than steroid filled rabbits.

Pretty sure Jimmy Carter stamped out steroid use among rabbits.
Logged

Offline Ptarmigan

  • Bunny Slayer
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24117
  • Reputation: +1020/-226
  • God Hates Bunnies
Re: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2012, 03:33:10 PM »
Gullible humans being brainwashed to their doom by rabbits.



« Last Edit: July 08, 2012, 03:50:33 PM by Ptarmigan »
Logged
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

Allow enemies their space to hate; they will destroy themselves in the process.
-Lisa Du

Offline Bad Dog

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5927
  • Reputation: +314/-313
  • God help me I do love it so
Re: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2012, 03:54:42 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on July 08, 2012, 03:33:10 PM
Gullible humans being brainwashed to their doom by rabbits.


That first picture got me a little aroused.  Is that bad?
Logged

Offline Mr Mannn

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14885
  • Reputation: +2648/-276
Re: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2012, 05:08:26 PM »
And a fat Ptarmigan roasts better, tastes better, goes down smother.

Hmmm. What wine do you serve with a ptarmigan? That would make a great date night. Just two of us, candlelight, formal attire, fine wine, soft music...and later retire to a fine bed stuffed with Ptarmigan feathers. 
Logged

Offline obumazombie

  • Siege engine to lib fortresses
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 21814
  • Reputation: +1661/-578
  • Last of the great minorities
Re: Arctic birds: Rock ptarmigans stay fit when fat
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2012, 06:31:03 PM »
At least ptarmigans know why they are crossing the road.
Logged
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »