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Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« on: July 05, 2012, 01:50:39 PM »
They'll sell anything . . .  :whatever:

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The Obama campaign has just sent out the following fundraising email, signed by Vice President Joe Biden. The subject line reads, "I want to buy you a cup of coffee." Read the email below:

Michael --

Want to have a cup of coffee sometime soon?

I'm sure we'll have a lot to talk about, but mainly I just want to say thanks for helping out.

Make a donation of $3 or whatever you can to grow this grassroots campaign, and be automatically entered for the chance to come hang out -- flight, hotel, and coffee on us. You can even bring a guest.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/joe-biden-wants-buy-you-cup-coffee_648143.html
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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2012, 01:53:05 PM »
This is what? Their third or fourth scheme to sell a visitation with the President and Crazy Joe? No wonder they aren't getting any campaign contributions. I would be embarrassed to be seen in public with either of those two schleps.

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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2012, 02:57:12 PM »
This is what? Their third or fourth scheme to sell a visitation with the President and Crazy Joe? No wonder they aren't getting any campaign contributions. I would be embarrassed to be seen in public with either of those two schleps.

Not me if the flight, hotel and drinks were on them.  $3.00 for a contribution when my tab will run them $6,000,00       Sure I will come and bring the whole Yankee Clan and a few friends.

What , this Yankee did not fall off  turnip truck, I have family that will attend a strangers funeral just to get a free meal at the Church after the service. The family appreciates a good turn out for a family's loved one.

This here Coffee, knowing Joe there will be some mighty fine Irish Wiskey added to the cup,  after my 6 cup family if still sober can get me back to our free hotell and on a free plane ride home.

Reason the family registers as Independent, just a waiting for  some darn fool will pass on some goodies.   

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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2012, 03:05:48 PM »
This is what? Their third or fourth scheme to sell a visitation with the President and Crazy Joe? No wonder they aren't getting any campaign contributions. I would be embarrassed to be seen in public with either of those two schleps.

This one might work. I hear they are charging $10 for assurance you won't have to have coffee with joe.

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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2012, 03:28:29 PM »
Not me if the flight, hotel and drinks were on them.  $3.00 for a contribution when my tab will run them $6,000,00       Sure I will come and bring the whole Yankee Clan and a few friends.

What , this Yankee did not fall off  turnip truck, I have family that will attend a strangers funeral just to get a free meal at the Church after the service. The family appreciates a good turn out for a family's loved one.

This here Coffee, knowing Joe there will be some mighty fine Irish Wiskey added to the cup,  after my 6 cup family if still sober can get me back to our free hotell and on a free plane ride home.

Reason the family registers as Independent, just a waiting for  some darn fool will pass on some goodies.   
You and your family sound like typical Yankee liberal moochers. Free shit is not free. Somebody has gotta pay for it.

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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2012, 03:34:53 PM »
This one might work. I hear they are charging $10 for assurance you won't have to have coffee with joe.

That is hard to say. I do know this: They would have to pay me to spend any time with them. If we are to pay $10.00 to not have a cup of coffee with them. Would the SCOTUS call that a tax?

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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2012, 03:37:00 PM »
That is hard to say. I do know this: They would have to pay me to spend any time with them. If we are to pay $10.00 to not have a cup of coffee with them. Would the SCOTUS call that a tax?

It's more like "protection" if you get my drift.

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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2012, 03:38:02 PM »
It's more like "protection" if you get my drift.

I guess so. They will just make people an offer they can't refuse.

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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2012, 04:53:06 PM »
You and your family sound like typical Yankee liberal moochers. Free shit is not free. Somebody has gotta pay for it.

Yup, how far back we Yankees go, start with the Revolution, and on up, Civil war, WW1 and 2, Korea and Nam on to my Son. US Army-----

Moochers, sure, we lived on the Government dole, built the war ships in the navy yard, churned out a Sub every 6 weeks working 18 hour days, most have lived on the government TIT in Civil service or Armed forces.

Sure we were moochers, stole hogs and chickens to feed the kids when their Dads were away fighting for us,
worked in war plants doing the men's jobs.

 Kids at 12 set out in 6 foot leakey home made boats to fish and lobster or mucked about in the mud looking for clams.   Summers spent helping out the farmers for a quart of raw milk a day.  Fall the 14 year old boys went a deer hunting, most of the time was spent salting down Mackrel for winter and brewing up some kind of wine .

Some how us Moochers survived, wars ended and home came the men to again mooch off the government working civil service or State jobs police or for the woman into teaching.

You my dear are speaking to a woman who was raised as a military brat, like the bole weevil allways looking for a home.   As this was the only life I had ever known I raised 4 kids, same as myself, no Dad around for months on end and uprooted every year or so.   All to mooch off the Government I would guess you think. 

Guess again, we were proud of our family and some how survived the life style.   My Generation never had to steal chickens or hogs, but we did have to bury our husbands as someone played taps.  BTDT

So who cares about the so called Moochers that are retired and get government pensions, MY Mom at 90 years old still has a dependent card and goes to the stores on base to buy some food and gets medical care.

The State of Maine has a law that goes back to WW2 that as she is a dependent of a man that served in the war she gets a $3,000 deduction on state and town taxes.    Is she a Mooncher also.

Much depends on what one thinks of a Moocher, yes us Yankees are a rebellious bunch, strange to outsiders and known to have made lots money smuggling in Canadian booze in the 1920's.     Today it is all about Pot, just another government program gone wrong and a new kind of Prohibition has hit and the old folk can send their grandkids to college as their own lazy  kids are jail for some darn thing or another.

We Yankees can be thieves, pickpockets or pig thieves, but when it comes to AMERICA we are the first to line up to defend our FLAG, sentimental bunch we are.

 Remember , Yankees are not like other folks, we are a people unto ourselves, one has to live in a small town for 5 generations before people stop calling you the New Folks in town.

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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2012, 05:00:39 PM »
If, and I do mean if, I was absolutely sure I could have coffee with crazy Joe, it would be well worth $3 to tell him what a DUmbass I think he is.....and Obama.
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2012, 07:59:23 PM »
Yup, how far back we Yankees go, start with the Revolution, and on up, Civil war, WW1 and 2, Korea and Nam on to my Son. US Army-----

Moochers, sure, we lived on the Government dole, built the war ships in the navy yard, churned out a Sub every 6 weeks working 18 hour days, most have lived on the government TIT in Civil service or Armed forces.

Sure we were moochers, stole hogs and chickens to feed the kids when their Dads were away fighting for us,
worked in war plants doing the men's jobs.

 Kids at 12 set out in 6 foot leakey home made boats to fish and lobster or mucked about in the mud looking for clams.   Summers spent helping out the farmers for a quart of raw milk a day.  Fall the 14 year old boys went a deer hunting, most of the time was spent salting down Mackrel for winter and brewing up some kind of wine .
Some how us Moochers survived, wars ended and home came the men to again mooch off the government working civil service or State jobs police or for the woman into teaching.

You my dear are speaking to a woman who was raised as a military brat, like the bole weevil allways looking for a home.   As this was the only life I had ever known I raised 4 kids, same as myself, no Dad around for months on end and uprooted every year or so.   All to mooch off the Government I would guess you think. 

Guess again, we were proud of our family and some how survived the life style.   My Generation never had to steal chickens or hogs, but we did have to bury our husbands as someone played taps.  BTDT

So who cares about the so called Moochers that are retired and get government pensions, MY Mom at 90 years old still has a dependent card and goes to the stores on base to buy some food and gets medical care.

The State of Maine has a law that goes back to WW2 that as she is a dependent of a man that served in the war she gets a $3,000 deduction on state and town taxes.    Is she a Mooncher also.

Much depends on what one thinks of a Moocher, yes us Yankees are a rebellious bunch, strange to outsiders and known to have made lots money smuggling in Canadian booze in the 1920's.     Today it is all about Pot, just another government program gone wrong and a new kind of Prohibition has hit and the old folk can send their grandkids to college as their own lazy  kids are jail for some darn thing or another.

We Yankees can be thieves, pickpockets or pig thieves, but when it comes to AMERICA we are the first to line up to defend our FLAG, sentimental bunch we are.

 Remember , Yankees are not like other folks, we are a people unto ourselves, one has to live in a small town for 5 generations before people stop calling you the New Folks in town.

Going to a funeral of people you do not know to eat their free food is repulsive and so is eating with crazy Joe and the Magic Negro. So yeah, y'all qualify as a Yankee moochers.

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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2012, 09:53:52 PM »
So, what's second prize - a whole day with him?

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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2012, 09:54:55 PM »
If, and I do mean if, I was absolutely sure I could have coffee with crazy Joe, it would be well worth $3 to tell him what a DUmbass I think he is.....and Obama.

You would have the secret service on your ass faster than you know what happen if you did that.

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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2012, 06:38:38 AM »
You would have the secret service on your ass faster than you know what happen if you did that.

Well WTH, I've taken an ass whopping for less before.... :rotf:
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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2012, 06:42:30 AM »
If, and I do mean if, I was absolutely sure I could have coffee with crazy Joe, it would be well worth $3 to tell him what a DUmbass I think he is.....and Obama.

You would be a You Tube sensation to boot.

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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2012, 08:28:29 AM »
Now what would you think of me if I said, "send me $5.  I'll throw your name into a hat, pick a winner and meet you face to face!  We'll have a glass of water or something for a couple minutes, then I gotta go." 

 :mental: 

This campaign is reduced to begging for pennies.  And they reveal their gigantic egos as well. 

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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2012, 09:58:21 AM »
 :lmao: Wouldn't it be great to live long enough to see crazy uncle Joe and Obama on some street corner holding a sign that says, "Will actually work for food".
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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2012, 01:02:39 PM »
Well WTH, I've taken an ass whopping for less before.... :rotf:

It would be worth it, though  :lmao:

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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2012, 01:21:54 PM »
So, what's second prize - a whole day with him?

 :lmao:

I think that would be the Booby prize . . . and I don't me the good kind   :-)
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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2012, 04:14:41 PM »
:lmao: Wouldn't it be great to live long enough to see crazy uncle Joe and Obama on some street corner holding a sign that says, "Will actually work for food".

Better yet would be stripes and I ain't talking about Yankee pin stripes.

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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2012, 04:54:34 PM »
So, what's second prize - a whole day with him?

 :lmao:

A whole weekend. :o :bolt: :runaway:
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« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2012, 04:59:33 PM »
A whole weekend. :o :bolt: :runaway:

I'd rather take the water boarding if you don't mind.
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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2012, 07:26:15 PM »
I'd rather take the water boarding if you don't mind.

I don't think you want to--water isn't used.  Lefties' urine--designated "toxic waste" by the EPA--is.
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« Reply #23 on: July 07, 2012, 08:16:29 AM »
I don't think you want to--water isn't used.  Lefties' urine--designated "toxic waste" by the EPA--is.

WTH, after the first bucket full you won't feel a thing what with all the drugs in it.
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Re: Have a cup of Crazy Uncle Joe
« Reply #24 on: July 07, 2012, 11:53:39 AM »
WTH, after the first bucket full you won't feel a thing what with all the drugs in it.

You must have missed that message.  It came out three weeks ago. :tongue: O-)
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