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Offline Charles Henrickson

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"Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST" (New DUFU)
« on: July 04, 2012, 09:56:29 PM »
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Re: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST" (New DUFU)
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2012, 09:58:48 PM »
Perfect spokesman for the Affordable Tax Act:



"AFF-TAX!"
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Re: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST" (New DUFU)
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2012, 10:12:56 PM »
"Someone call Keith!!":runaway:
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Re: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST" (New DUFU)
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2012, 10:24:06 PM »
Yeah, have Madcow go on Ellen. It will one bull dyke to another. Oh wait, I shouldn't say go on, it might turn into a lesbian love connection. *mind bleach*
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Re: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST" (New DUFU)
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2012, 10:24:15 PM »
Celebrity obsessed DUmmies immediately gravitate to their lefty movie stars to save the day.  Alan Alda and Tom Hanks aren't going to be able to sell the Obamacaretax, DUmmies.  But I say let them go ahead and try, Obama's fancy lefty Hollywood celebrity chums are probably going to hurt him more than they help him this time around.
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Re: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST" (New DUFU)
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2012, 10:56:53 PM »
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Re: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST" (New DUFU)
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2012, 04:12:38 AM »
Quote from: Delmar on July 04, 2012, 10:24:15 PM
Celebrity obsessed DUmmies immediately gravitate to their lefty movie stars to save the day.  Alan Alda and Tom Hanks aren't going to be able to sell the Obamacaretax, DUmmies.  But I say let them go ahead and try, Obama's fancy lefty Hollywood celebrity chums are probably going to hurt him more than they help him this time around.

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Re: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST" (New DUFU)
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2012, 04:53:13 AM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on July 04, 2012, 10:24:06 PM
Yeah, have Madcow go on Ellen. It will one bull dyke to another. Oh wait, I shouldn't say go on, it might turn into a lesbian love connection. *mind bleach*

No F****** way, no love lost between Dikes, sort of like two straight men going after the same woman.
Ellen is "married " you know and Madcow is much more attractive then Ellen on a good hair day.

Strange is it not that there are allot of Straight women that become ----Fag Hags----they just love the Gay boys,     sort of a conquest thing for them.

The Gay women seldom hang out with the Straight boys,  Just saying.
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Re: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST" (New DUFU)
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2012, 05:46:05 AM »
Well done, Charles!
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Re: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST" (New DUFU)
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2012, 06:45:05 AM »
Yes, Charles, well done--and an H5 to boot.
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Re: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST" (New DUFU)
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2012, 07:19:35 AM »
Holy crap!  That was hilarious!   :rotf:   Alan Alda, the perfect spokeman.   :lmao:  Everybody knows him as a mealy-mouthed pansy-assed Liberal. 

I especially liked that photo of Will Pitt blah blah blah-ing at the bar.   :rofl:
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Re: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST" (New DUFU)
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2012, 07:29:55 AM »
Quote from: Karin on July 05, 2012, 07:19:35 AM
I especially liked that photo of Will Pitt blah blah blah-ing at the bar.   :rofl:

That was put together by FReeper Roscoe Karns.

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Re: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST" (New DUFU)
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2012, 07:32:23 AM »
I thought this one was funny too:

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2. For some reason this had been poorly presented so people understand....

they have to counter the fear promoters......every day until Nov .

They should get that nerdy Austan Goolsbee (to come back) to do some video's....he can connect with people with charts.

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Re: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST" (New DUFU)
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2012, 07:35:23 AM »
So the Obama comedy team is finally getting a shot at some prime time TV comedy shows. I hope they break a leg....several actually.... :-)
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Re: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST" (New DUFU)
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2012, 07:36:48 AM »
This one did have me rolling. 
But shouldn't it have been "Get on Ellen lickety-clit!"
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Re: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST" (New DUFU)
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2012, 07:49:56 AM »
Quote from: andhe78 on July 05, 2012, 07:36:48 AM
This one did have me rolling. 
But shouldn't it have been "Get on Ellen lickety-clit!"

I'm a little more subtle than that.  :wink:
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Re: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST" (New DUFU)
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2012, 12:32:31 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on July 05, 2012, 04:53:13 AM
No F****** way, no love lost between Dikes, sort of like two straight men going after the same woman.
Ellen is "married " you know and Madcow is much more attractive then Ellen on a good hair day.

Strange is it not that there are allot of Straight women that become ----Fag Hags----they just love the Gay boys,     sort of a conquest thing for them.

The Gay women seldom hang out with the Straight boys,  Just saying.


Your saying that Madcow isn't gay? She has mentioned her 'Partner' on the past few Letterman appearances she has been on. And there is no way that either is more attractive than the other. They are both hideous looking bull dykes.
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« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2012, 12:39:14 PM »
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Ellen is "married " you know and Madcow is much more attractive then Ellen on a good hair day.

You couldn't be more wrong.  While Ellen isn't very attractive, she doesn't have the ugliness that Madcow has from years of bitterness and impotent rage.
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« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2012, 12:44:16 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 05, 2012, 12:39:14 PM
You couldn't be more wrong.  While Ellen isn't very attractive, she doesn't have the ugliness that Madcow has from years of bitterness and impotent rage.

Have you noticed that Madcow has a striking resemblance to Katie Lang? I wonder if 'Constant Cravings' goes through her head very often?
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Re: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST" (New DUFU)
« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2012, 02:02:21 PM »
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2. For some reason this had been poorly presented so people understand....

they have to counter the fear promoters......every day until Nov .

They should get that nerdy Austan Goolsbee (to come back) to do some video's....he can connect with people with charts.

You mean like this guy??

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Re: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST" (New DUFU)
« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2012, 02:22:06 PM »
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2. For some reason this had been poorly presented so people understand....

they have to counter the fear promoters......every day until Nov .

They should get that nerdy Austan Goolsbee (to come back) to do some video's....he can connect with people with charts.

Is that similar to Men Without Hats?

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWTQyTBhw_g[/youtube]
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